MILLENNIAL SPILLS VAPE JUICE IN UBER

EL SEGUNDO, CA – A local Uber ride took an unexpected turn yesterday when a millennial passenger spilled their vape juice all over the backseat. The incident has sparked a nationwide debate about the responsible use of ride-sharing services. Apparently, millennials have a hazardous nature. The incident occurred when 26-year-old Glen Wich requested an Uber … READ MORE

HOLLYWOOD TO STREAM MOVIES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN!

Neurostream technology is here! Do your eyes get tired when you’re binge-watching all the seasons of Grace & Frankie? Does your head hurt when you watch The Simpsons on your tablet?  Well, you are about to get some relief!  The next great innovation in streaming technology is on its way!  Top technicians at  Netflix and … READ MORE

103-YEAR-OLD QUARANTINER EMERGES IN 2021

HE WENT INTO HIDING DURING THE SPANISH FLU OF 1918 John Cronley was just an infant when he and his family headed to their bunker in 1918. Unfortunately, he chose the wrong time to rejoin humanity. “Holy katzenjammers’ kids!” Cronley said. “My timing is the pits!” Cronley and his parents thought The Spanish Flu would … READ MORE