In scene from a Hollywood movie, LA Laker, Kobe Bryant, and Miami Heat star, LeBron James, have done the unthinkable.
He has swapped faced with the the MIami Heat’s Lebron James. The face transplant was successful and LeBron and Kobe both seem to be happy with their new looks.
Heat Coach Pat Riley, and his team of amateur face transplant specialists, performed the surgery, called the Kobectomy, which will pave the way for similar “face-offs” in the NBA.
Riley explained to WWN why he undertook such an experimental operation… ” I cannot take watching Erik Spoelstra one more minute, so I figured if this Kobectomy works, then I will cut off Laker’s Coach Mike Brown’s face and sew it on Erik’s.”
It is unclear if Jame’s face is walking around on Kobe’s body. Sightings have been reported in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and the fashionable Hamptons in New York.
At the Heat game in Miami this evening, fans were scratching their heads in disbelief as Kobe James scored 30 points in the first half. Lakers fan, Chris Spears, is all for the kobectomy…”sh*t, if it means Kobe can beat Jordan’s record, and the Lakers can have another pennant, off with his face.”
Last night NBA Commissioner David Stern did his annual NBA Finals press conference, ”I do not condone the cutting of one’s flesh in any shape or form, ” he stated, “but if it mean’s money and ratings, then let’s do it.”