NEW YORK, NY – They put on their headphones, drape hoods over their head and drift off into a world of “Mel highs.”
A young girl freaks out and leaps up in fear, a teenager shakes violently and a young boy seems to be in extreme distress – they are all listening to tapes of Mel Gibson ranting at his ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.
This is the world of ‘Mel-ing’, the new craze sweeping the internet in which teenagers use Mel Gibson’s rants to change their brains in the same way as real-life narcotics. The teens believe that repetitive loops of Mel screaming at Oksana will give them a ‘high’ that takes them out of reality and into a phantasmagorical world where everyone speaks Aramaic.
The craze is all the rage among teenagers in the U.S. and Russia (in which actors dub the voices of Mel and Oksana). The effect of “Mel-ing” is similar to the effect one experiences when doing cocaine or ecstasy.
One of the Mel tapes, entitled “F**k You” (FY), features a continuous loop of Gibson saying, “You will never be happy. F**k you!” This really gets kids amped. Tyler Lambert a fifteen-year-old from Ohio, posted this on his blog after listening to FY, “At the beginning I began to see some blinking lights (while my eyes were closed), then Mel’s voice pitch went up and I began to feel like I was melting into my chair. When Mel lowered the pitch of his voice, I began to feel confident, and very relaxed. I didn’t want to leave the Mel World. I felt so connected, so alive.”
Fake Tits” (FT) is another popular track for kids to get high on. It includes the mind-blowing line,” You go out in public and it’s a f**king embarrassment to me. You look like a f**king b***h in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers it will be your fault.”
If you’re at home, and don’t plan on driving soon, put on headphones and check this out:
“F**king Jews” (FJ) is another popular rant. This is Gibson’s 2006 rant to Malibu police when he was arrested for a DUI. The part that really alters the mind is when Gibson says, “F**king Jews…the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” He also said to a female officer who was taping him that night, “What are you looking at, sugartits?” And then you can hear Mel urinating on the floor. FJ is a hard tape to find, but if you can get your hands on it, you’ll be high for months.
Some Mel kids are worried that there won’t be enough tapes for them to get high to, but Mel Gibson’s attorney, Stephen Kolodny, said there are hundreds of hours of Mel tapes soon to be released by Oskana. The Mel kids can’t wait!