IRAN LAUNCHES FLYING SAUCER

TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.
The Iranian News Agency announced the unveiling of the Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamene Flying Saucer in a special ceremony last week. The unmanned craft is aparently intended largely for aerial imaging and spotting infidels that may be hovering above Iran in outer space.
The flying saucer is named “Zohal” (which translates to “Saturn” in Persian) and is part of a “new generation of vertical flyers,” according to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who said:
“We have created the greatest flying saucer ever made in the universe! ”
Zohal, designed and developed jointly by Farnas Aerospace Company and Iranian Aviation and Space Industries Association (IASIA), can be used for various missions, specially for aerial imaging.
The flying machine is equipped with an auto-pilot system, GPS (Global Positioning System) and two separate imaging systems with full HD 10 mega-pixel picture quality and is able to take and send images simultaneously.
But Ahmadinejad said that the flying saucer will be operated by several aliens from Planet Zeeba.  These aliens are close friends of the Iranian government – according to Ahmadinejad.
Zohal uses a small, portable navigation and monitoring center for transmission of data and images and can fly in both outdoor and indoor spaces.
There are some skeptics.  “No way they made a flying saucer,” said Chuck Bench, chief astrophysicist at NASA.  “It’s a fake.”
“It is not a fake. Chuck Bench is a fake,” said Ahmadinejad.  “We have beat NASA once again, and they are jealous!”

10 thoughts on “IRAN LAUNCHES FLYING SAUCER”

  1. us banks launch house into forclosure. executive bonuses are in orbit. Greed has made ethics a field of creaters and pot holes.

  2. Well, if it´s real where in the hell is located that flying saucer? where are the videos?, where are the aliens? is just another fake like the Osama Bin Laden´s death.
    Why Mahmoud Ahmadinejad don´t make a real presentation of that flying saucer? if is real show that to te world!!!
    For me is justa GREAD fake XD

  3. if the Iranians are so much advanced in this technology, why haven't they gone into space like china, etc, Iran with so much technology at their fingertips, should build a big UFO, and take all the Radical Muslims up to Meet Allah. Instead of bombing innocent people,so they can get there. At Least this way, No more terrorist Bombings, and no more MUSLIMS>

    • Only if it is Cost effective for Tehran/Iran when feeding hungry nation and much more = no, they care less about NASA and a space race.

      Since they do not want to become slaves of our Federal Reserve Banking Systems, and thus now we wish to nuke them off the face of the Earth for sticking to the Gold standard, of course, and?

      See, we are very humane and logical. U.S.America loves helping other developing countries ever-so in our image, otherwise to dust…
      .

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