BEIJING – Dolphins are the descendants of aliens that came to Earth in UFOs 100,000 years ago, a leading researcher reports.
I know it sounds crazy but it’s true,” said the fame marine biologist Hsu Sen-sung. “We’ve always known that dolphins were extremely intelligent but now, for the first time, we know why.
“These magnificent creatures are highly-evolved life forms that came to Earth from a distant planet.
“And from what I understand, the civilization they left behind was even more advanced than our own.”
The Beijing-based expert’s report to a gathering of scientists and reporters met with some skepticism but he provided strong evidence to support his claims.
Dramatic new studies suggest that some dolphins score higher on IQ tests than human beings. Hsu himself claims to have been communicating with a pair of the creatures telepathically since last December.
The expert was vague when asked to explain how he managed to crack the communications barrier with dolphins. He did say that the breakthrough came when a male dolphin at a marine research facility “grew close to one of my assistants and established a telepathic link that enabled it to put thoughts into her head.
“Full understanding of their thoughts and feelings came in fits and starts but we now seem to be on a common verbal ground,” said Hsu.
“The dolphins have made it clear that their ancestors came here 100,000 years ago to escape pollution on their home planet.
“But their starships – as well as the technological know-how that allowed them to save themselves – have long since vanished. Ironically, the pollution that drove them here so many years ago is now threatening their existence once again.
“As our own oceans become more and more polluted, dolphins kills are being reported around the world.
“But they no longer have the means to help themselves. They need us to find a solution for them.”
Hsu acknowledged that the Chinese government is considering how it might be able to assist dolphins.
But he would neither confirm nor deny that officials have quietly requested the help of the United States in solving the dolphins’ dilemma.
“These creatures have much to teach us,” he said. “We must do something to save them from extinction while we still have a chance.”
You guys suck! The Enquirer had this story 20 years ago! As for that "telepathic link" thing between the male dolphin and the female trainer… been there, done that, bought the T-shirt factory.
If Dolphins are from another world, it makes you wonder why oh why they would want to give we humans their complete trust; when all we do is try to kill them, eat them, catch them for scientific study so called. If only humanity could show the Dolphins the same consideration. As for you Malcolm, you're a complete idiot!!!
People are so cruel to animals. There is certainly more to them than their beauty that meets the eye. It is so true that people destroy what they do not understand. Do you know that some cultures worshiped them? But we ridicule them, cast them off, and destroy their homes. I donate to conservation efforts like the National Wildlife Federation ( <a href="http://www.nwf.org),” target=”_blank”>www.nwf.org), kill as few "pests" as possible and use deterrents instead. The Earth is big enough to share. Kudos to Weekly World News for portraying them as the creatures of wonder and awe they are.
Disclaimer: I am of the group that suspends WWN belief for enjoyment. To WWN H8rs: Lighten Up!
look this paper is all about having fun with good imagination put in.we no the story is fantasy but for pete sake lets not fight and talk about it like we believe its true or talked of as true. its all in fun. i have stoped on many a check out line in a food store buying my ratmeat and dragon beer reading this paper and getting the giggles its just pain american fun.so enjoy it. in next week story im in it i mated with a female prawn from district 9 and she gave birth to my love child. have fun life is short.
Human beings,as all other animals, can only live by eating food that originated from a living organism..yes even vegetarians eat that which had lived before. Accept it and go forward, in order to live we must kill and eat.
They obviouly came here for 'Sea World' and to entertain earth's children! They had their own TV show in the sixties. Are you folks that dense? And how about that cool 'chirping' sound they make?
YA HA??? OK Sure
This "research" is unbelievable! It's obscene! It goes against every value we have! I find it awfully suspicious that a communist country wants us to stop working as hard as they know the American people do, or ruin the bountiful harvest of our hard working tuna fishermen for the sake of some overgrown fish! But oh, wait, they aren't fish, they are mammals, and they have to point that out every time anyone says it, just to make them feel like an idiot.
"Dramatic new studies suggest that some dolphins score higher on IQ tests than human beings."
That's an obvious lie! We humans are the smartest creatures native to this planet, and I find that this statement reduces the credibility of the author, as well as that of dolphins and other forms of telepathic sealife, especially when they tell stories about other aliens.
Things like this are just a result of the liberal media's sensationalist alarmism, and every smart person knows that the pollution theory has never been scientifically proven, and that dolphins are completely unreliable and biased on the subject.
While I, as an average person, do love dolphins and the way they can jump through hoops and do other amusing tricks, believing that they are aliens or stopping our industries on their behalf would be absurd! Do you want people, some of whom have children, to lose their jobs so some squeaky little goodie two shoes can eat all the fish, tell people embarrassing stories about you, and just act like they are better then you?
Dolphins are jerks, and if you disagree, the communists win.
dude you are lost….completely…is there any imagination left in you?? damn it must be sad
Best comment ever
There's no need to bung someone else's blowhole just to make yours spout higher. Original comment seemed tongue in cheek, not lost.
We should invest more effort on dolphins than aliens.
Overusage of exclamation points much? Idiot.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
The clicking noise they send out is a communication to the outer world. They are here to study us. Also they don't swim the are being pulled at any speed they want. Won't more information pay me.
Uhu, yeah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! As if!
i dont care,where they come from,I LOVE DOLPHINS!
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My theory: Aliens are dolphins. There are probably underwater labs by the dolphins and they made UFO's to visit other planets. Dolphins are probably more intelligent than humans. Dolphins, being mammals had evolved from a land creature that was smart enough to get into the ocean for some reason.