PARIS – Aliens interbred with our ancestors more than 8,000 years ago and their extraterrestrial features are still evident in humans today.
That’s the mind-blowing claim of anthropologist Henri Noblet, who developed a guide to identify people who bear the strongest resemblance to our alien forebearers.
“Many of us have been influenced by the alien gene pool, some more than others,” Dr. Noblet told reporters in Paris.
“In fact, there are people who are better than 60 percent alien living among us right now. Eye color, foot size, muscle tone, even the way they sleep and think, are dead giveaways to the influence of extraterrestrial ancestry.
“It is a simple matter to identify these people when you know what features to look for.”
Noblet’s report has been suprisingly well received by most of the human-development scientists around the world.
German archaeologist Dr. Richard Graff said there is plenty of evidence to support the French anthropologist’s claims.
“There is little doubt the human mind has changed dramatically in the past 8,000 years,” said the expert.
“We also know that the very appearance of humans became much more refined at the same time. Natural evolution is too slow to have caused such sudden changes.
“It is more likely they were brought about by the introduction of superior characteristics from an extraterrestrial gene pool.”
Noblet says the following physical features may indicated a strong extraterrestrial influence in your ancestry:
1. Eye color is usually green or hazel. The eyes are set wide apart in the head.
2. Feet tend to be small and narrow. Toes are apt to be longer than most people feel is normal.
3. Ears are larger than average and set close to the head.
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September 2nd, 2009 at 8:50 pm
That's me to a tee.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
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September 3rd, 2009 at 12:22 am
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September 3rd, 2009 at 8:53 am
What if you have three ears?
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 pm
i want to have a photo of your 3 ears!
September 3rd, 2009 at 5:36 pm
if aliens dont have zipper,s how do they take a wiz and what about you know dropping the BOMB
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:58 pm
that certainly explains alot….
September 4th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
this is soo fake!
September 5th, 2009 at 4:11 am
Uh, what happened to 4 traits in common?
The choices are 1-3, 5-8, and 9-11.
Other than that, good article.
September 6th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Oh, crap. Apparently I'm related to aliens. I have all those traits, except the ear thing. At-least part of me is human still!
September 9th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
is it possible that such a b******t being stated by a scientist without any solid argument being published on the internet? I am day by day surprised by such stupidity. Even the graphics you made is of the same substance. 1) first of all interbred with "aliens" it has to be specified what kind of alien species as according to ufo crash retriever clifford stone there are at least 57 species of them. 2) second the "alien" species this presumed scientist talks about is probably the humans who are one of the oldest species in the universe and that's probably the one we descend from. 3) retrieving those related to the first dna is almost impossible as they started the experiment in south africa and then moved to south iraq almost 400.000 years ago and not 8000 years ago. Go back to school moron scientist!!!!
September 11th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Because it's impossible for any regular, non-alien humans to have any of these traits. Whatever. Your idiocy bores me.
October 17th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Well how do you think us 'Athiest Bastards' feel having to live with a bunch of morons who still believe in an imaginary friend?
You self-righteous religious assholes can call us Athiests any damn insult you please and even make assumptions about our character and morals with not even a 'hey, come on', but the instant an Athiest even makes a polite, logical argument, we're the bad guys who are told to 'show some respect'???
Hell, Athiests cop more shit than Muslims and Scientologists, but I don't see us getting the police to trace IP addresses and charging people for teasing us on PUBLIC FORUMS like the Scientologists are.
The world would be a much happier, safer and more peaceful place if all you religos would stop starting wars over 'my imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend'. And 'terrorism'.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
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