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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JUNE 1, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Smooth sailing ahead! Nobody’s going to dare to make waves with you around. You’re the one who can get things done in your particular pond.

Don’t be surprised if you’re asked to give advice or help – and a loan! Do your best to help out but right now a loan to relatives is money down the drain.

The mailbox is going to have a surprise for you by midweek. Thank the giver with a big hug!


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Find the action! Opportunities are out there just waiting for you to stumble on them. Sneak around and you’ll overhear exactly what “action” is going.

Get a partner and get cracking on a once-in-a-lifetime chance. The plans you’ve been working on for ages are about to become real.

Watch out for something unusual to happen on the street. This is tied in to your love life, so pay attention to this very public hint.


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Be cool and collected! Others will try to sucker you into doing something silly, just to earn a buck, at an afterhours place. Walk out!

You don’t need their money because cash is coming your way from a source you’ve forgotten all about. It’ll be a reward for a good deed you did last year. Remember now?

Leave the door open to a cuddly approach from your spouse, sweetie… or someone new.


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Have some fun! Good times are on the way. Enjoy them to the max. You deserve some sunny days and a loved one is going to see that you’re going to get them.

Postpone dealing with pesky bills until next week. Your pockets will be fuller then and you can hand out payments left and right.

Out of the blue the solution to a sticky problem in your home life is going to appear in the form of a key.


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Put your feet up! You deserve a break. You’ve stepped in and helped out time and time again, now it’s your turn to be pampered. Don’t wash a dish or touch the yard for a full week!

A loved one has been pressuring you to change your lifestyle. It’s up to you to decide whether this is meddling or good advice.

Change course now and lots of cold, hard cash will land in your pocket.


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Put a little spark in your life! Do something wild and crazy – like a song-and-dance act down the street – on the spur of the moment. This is bound to make someone you’re pining for notice you.

Save all the loose change that accumulates around the house and put it in a piggy bank until you have enough for a major appliance.

Be grateful to a sassy TV program. It’s going to give you a clever insight on a personal problem.


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

You’ve got what it takes! Success is going to follow you around all week. Don’t let it go to your head, though. A little modesty will win you all the supporters you need.

Someone’s just begging to lend you money. If you really need it, accept the kind offer. There are no strings attached!

Romance – with an old flame or a new one – should really sizzle, and by Friday night!


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Grab for what’s due you! Push, push, push for what you want. Success, money and romance will be yours if you act tough.

This is not the week to even think of backing down after you’ve asked for something.

Make the first move if you want romance to get off the ground. Use your charm.


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Don’t miss the boat! A moneymaking opportunity – one strange enough to make the newspapers – is heading your way. It’s going to appeal to your wacky sense of business.

Don’t fiddle around. You need to get in on the ground floor on this one to make the kind of money you want.

Help a loved one out by just being there, you and your checkbook. Keep your mouth shut. When they want advice, they’ll ask for it.


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Get ready to wheel and deal! Tell a partner or mate to start sharing the load so you can be free to make some important money decisions. Follow a hunch.

The good vibrations between the two of you could bring in a nice bit of extra cash!

Get ready to really party down with friends, buddies and family. Wherever you go, keep your eyes on the door. Someone’s going to come through it just for you.


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Say yes to everything! Confident is your middle name this week. You can take on what the world hands you and whip it into shape.

Don’t be shy about telling a loved one how to handle a bonus. You’re sharper than they are – and they know it. And you’ve got loads of luck on your side these days.

Money and prizes coming in from several contests you’ve entered prove you really have the touch.


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Say the right thing at the right time! Choose your words when getting into a deal about overtime payments. If you’ve done your homework and got your facts straight, you’ll see a weekly cash increase.

This week you can wind people around your finger without making them feel used.

Your heart should be humming with a happiness because of the sweetness a special person is offering you.