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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: APRIL 20, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic

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ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Talk your way to the top! You’re really moving up this week. Everything you put your hand to turns out super – so roll with this unexpected power while it lasts.

Go after what you’ve wanted. The fact that someone else already has it shouldn’t slow you down one bit.

Good vibrations are also in your corner where love and romance are involved. An evening out could lead to renewed happiness for both of you.

taurus
TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Plunge into the stuff dreams are made of. Act lovey-dovey – and romance will take over your life.

Someone very special loves you and is just aching for a chance to show you how much. Arrange a discreet opportunity so they can corner you and declare themselves.

It’s a wild and wacky time where money is concerned. Whenever you’re out of the home, look for wads of bills.

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GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Your smile charms the birds from the trees! Get into the thick of things and make the demands you want. Don’t hesitate to change what makes you crazy.

You can get away with anything you want – absolutely anything – the first half of this week. So why not try it?

Tackle a pesky money problem with sternness. Slap hands all around to stop the “thief” if you have to.

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CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Upgrade your lifestyle. Keep an open mind if someone older offers a way that you can live higher on the hog. This scheme sounds too good to be true, but if might just work out for you!

Let off steam alone when friends and family bug you. Tempers are testy now and it won’t do to get into a knock-down fight about a situation that won’t matter six days later.

A great full-color dream foresees happiness next week.

leo
LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Keep your money in your pocket! That’s where it belongs right now. A smooth talker will try to snooker you into buying a bunch of stuff that fell off a truck. You know you wouldn’t be happy for long with such a shady deal.

A romantic goal that was way out of reach a few weeks ago will land right in your lap – where you want it – by the weekend.

Be cool. Hide your surprise, but not your delight.

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VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

It’s raining pennies – and dollar bills – from heaven. Right now is the perfect time to launch that moneymaking project. Your clever little item is going to bring you some bucks.

A new admirer is going to find you fascinating, but watch out for jealousy from the home front.

Be at your best and most exciting – and try to behave yourself. If you end up in the hot seat, you have only yourself to blame.

libra
LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Do something different – like really different! The same old budget does okay for every day, but spread your wings and get daring with “investing” money just this once.

Look to a seldom seen relative to steer you right on this once-in-a-life-time chance to make a name for yourself.

A spur-of-the-moment decision – and a short-term loan – could bring rewards that you’ve dreamed of.

scorpio
SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Your warm heart acts up. You can’t resist something in distress. You’re a softy, and you’re going to adopt that stray you’ve seen around, whether you mean to or not.

The furry creature will end up being an important part of your life. Lucky you to find such a friend!

A small gamble on a piece of paper you usually toss out in the junk mail is primed to pay an unusual dividend. So don’t throw that letter out without doing what it says.

sagittarius
SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Keep your mouth shut. Don’t say “yes” to every new hobby item that catches your eye in the store. Stick to the necessities and before you know it your budget will be on course again.

That’ll make the family so cheerful they’ll award you a bonus – to spend as you like!

Keep an eye open in parking lots. You could save a tot from being hurt – and win its parents’ friendship for life.

capricorn
CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

You’re looking good! You’re able to put up with any craziness that lands on your lap. Nothing can distract you from finishing up what you’ve promised to do for a person who really matters.

Read the local papers. There’s something happening that you must be a part of if you want to enrich your pocketbook.

Add a little spice late at night to a wobbly relationship. The roses of romance will burst out blooming!

aquarius
AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

You light up everybody’s life. Your sunny personality is working overtime and it’s paying off for you. Certain success is yours at what you do if you smile, smile, smile!

An “inside” tip is going to tempt you to put something on it. The outcome looks good – maybe even great – for your wallet.

And if that doesn’t come through, you’re going to stumble on a lost piece of jewelry that will fit your finger or a sweetie’s very nicely.

pisces
PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Something’s got to give! You’ve stood on your own feet long enough. Now let someone else help out. They owe you and you can collect in dollar bills.

Take in a romantic 1940s movie – and take notes. You’ll learn how to handle anything your sweetie can dish out!

You’re very close to realizing a lifetime goal. Don’t blow it by being anxious. Keep your hand off the phone. Time is on your side.