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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: MARCH 9, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic

aries
ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Stretch out your palm for cash! Go for that wild contest that’s going to come in the mail. You’re due for a win, so your hands are going to be filled with greenbacks.

An old sweetheart – the one that never answered your last e-mail – is thinking about you. If you haven’t heard anything by the end of the week, send another e-mail. This one will be answered by a phone call. Look to a dream to tell you what to do.

taurus
TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

Get ready to take the ride of your life! A wave of good fortune is rolling your way. All you have to do is dive in and scoop up the cash. This windfall is coming in the form of a high-stakes, low-investment deal.

Someone needs your help to straighten out their love life, but they’re too embarrassed to ask. Reach out.

gemini
GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

You’re at the right place at the right time. This is your week to get anything you want done. You can make dog food out of the competition with one hand tied behind your back.

The rewards you’re looking for are on the way in the form of extra cash. Wait for a phone call to tell you what to do and then act on it – fast!

cancer
CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Be prepared to pounce on a deal. A really great moneymaking opportunity is sitting there just waiting for you to notice it. Others may see it too, so get your act together and go for it first. It’s something you can do without start-up money, too.

A night of moonlight and roses is all you need to get romance back on track. Make the effort.

leo
LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Go all out to impress someone! A stick-in-the-mud friend is going to tell you to cool it, but acting like a big shot can get you what you want in this case – and you know it. So strut your stuff and collect the reward.

The phone and e-mail play key roles this week. Open all e-mails and answer all calls. The news you get is going to determine how you treat an elderly relative.

virgo
VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Have a big night out on the town! You’re going to get a ‘yes’ answer to an important proposal, so celebrate! It’s all due to your charm and persuasion, so make sure all the credit sticks to you.

Just a little upgrading in how you dress will open doors to the sort of romance you’ve dreamed about. It’s guaranteed to drive the one you want right into your arms.

libra
LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Don’t overlook an easy solution. Tell your sweetie the truth. Don’t beat around the bush. Putting your cards on the table will take care of what could become a problem – and earn you some major lovin’!

Talk to some oldsters who’ve been there. Find out what it’s like to put your savings into a do-it-yourself scheme before you invest a penny.

scorpio
SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

You don’t have to resist temptation. Indulge yourself just this once. It won’t hurt you. In fact, you’ll be healthier for it!

Take that far-out plan for making money to a friend who’s famous for being able to fix anything. All you need is some hands-on technical help to make your idea fly.

sagittarius
SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Keep your cool and don’t get mad! A loved one is going to back off on a promise about money. Before you blow up, think about it. You’ll see this is the best thing that could happen. You wouldn’t have been happy if that promise had been kept.

A telephone call far away is going to surprise you. It’s going to be the offer of a second chance at romance.

capricorn
CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Some extra money is on its way. You can’t rush out and start buying everything you see, but a healthy sum should be in your pocket soon.

Get some help around the house. Since you’re always the first to give a helping hand, don’t be shy about asking for some support when you’ve bitten off more than you can chew.

aquarius
AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

You can charm the birds from trees! You’re at your very best this week. So take advantage of looking good and feeling good to get exactly what you want. With no trouble at all you ought to be able to con a reluctant love into being yours.

Even if it seems risky, gamble on a chance to increase your income. Watch afternoon TV for a hint on how to start that gamble.

pisces
PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

You’re racing around in circles! Everything that can happen this week will happen – and you’re going to love all of it. The only problem you’ll have is choosing what to enjoy first.

Romance will send your heart soaring. A chance encounter lays the groundwork for months filled with the murmur of sweet nothings.