Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19
Don’t give up! The goal you’ve been working toward for ages is finally close at hand. Just a little more effort, a little more sacrifice of time, and you will finally get what you want.
Do not be surprised if an acquaintance approaches you for a loan. Only give up the cash if you’re sure you won’t need it in the future – because you will NEVER see a dime of this money again!
Apr.20 – May 20
This would be a good week to purchase a crucifix for yourself, and to war the sacred symbol from dusk to dawn.
You might also wish to pick up some garlic cloves from the grocery store and place them on each of your windowsills and across the threshold of your front door.
There is a very practical reason for these suggestions, but to avoid causing you undue alarm, it cannot be revealed at this time.
May 21 – Jun. 20
Seeing double? Don’t be surprised! Your Gemini “twin” sign is in full force, meaning everything will occur in tows. When something bad happens, wait for the other shoe to drop – because you’re in line for a double whammy. And when good things happen, expect to be doubly blessed.
Bachelors, this is the best week of the year to try to fulfill that fantasy of “two at once.”
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22
Talk about a blast from the past! Someone you encountered in a past life will present themselves to you within the next seven days.
It is vital to understand your previous relationship. If you did the person harm in your past life, you may be in big trouble. If you were lovers, you may wish to pick things up where you left off. Consulting a hypnotist could be the best course of action.
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22
Put your foot down! You are absolutely right this time – and the person who disagrees with you is just plain wrong. You’d better show some gumption and lay down the law, because if you lose this argument, you’ll be in store for more of the same type of problems down the road.
If you enter a contest, especially one involving music, the chances are great that you will win.
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22
Your Virgo purity of spirit may be soiled just a tad this week, when you are exposed to the seamier side of life – big time! Try not to be judgmental. Although by nature you are a perfectionist, it is important to learn that others are not always as blameless as yourself.
Understand that many people have weaknesses and aren’t as well equipped to resist temptation as you are.
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22
Get ready! This is the week when you will finally be put to the test by Heaven. There is no telling just how and when God’s servant will approach you – or what form he may take.
He may appear as a crippled old man, a crying child, or a helpless woman. But be assured, you will indeed be judged by how you treat this individual. One clue: the tester may have unusually small hands.
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
Go for it! This week you can take a big step forward in achieving your fitness goals. Your body is in high gear, so if you exercise sufficiently, you will be able to lose twice the weight you could normally lose in a week’s time.
On the financial front, this is an excellent time to invest. Your sound judgment is especially attuned to economics this week. Trust your instincts.
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Do not succumb to silly superstition, no matter how many indications arise this week that supernatural events are taking place around you. There is a perfectly logical explanation for any seemingly paranormal episode that takes place.
The one exception to this would be the vision of a large black dog in your home. If you see anything like that at your place, get out – immediately!
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
Avoid close contact with sick people this week. All Capricorns are especially vulnerable to contagion at this time, so it is imperative that you do not expose yourself to anyone who may be carrying germs.
It looks like you’re in store for an ugly family spat. Try to keep a cool head on your shoulders during the “rumble”.
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Get ready – this week you’re going to be everybody’s whipping boy!
There’s not a thing you can do to prevent this, so just grit your teeth and take your licks. As everyone dumps on you, blaming you for problems that aren’t your fault, don’t waste time complaining. By bearing the abuse with silent dignity, you’ll show your deep-seated strength of characters.
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20
Read your local newspaper cover to cover this week, including even sections you usually find too boring to peruse. Buried there is an important piece of information that can help you get your life back on track.
You could also benefit from taking in the act of a stand-up comedian. There’s a good chance that you’ll hear the solution to a recent problem, in the form of an off-color joke.