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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: MAY 18, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic

ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Your luck is likely to improve dramatically this week and you’d be wise to take advantage of it by risking it all.

Your ability to make quick decisions could prove to be an important asset when a friend shows up unexpectedly and needs tea and sympathy. Just don’t throw pearls before swine. They may choke on them and leave you with the bill.

TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

An unusual opportunity may come your way this week—be ready to act fast. Get advice from strangers in necessary, but hurry or you might miss the boat.

Stubbornness could get in the way of a good time—however morally questionable. Watch for men in black-and-white uniforms. Those subpoenas aren’t worth the paper they’re written on.

GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Continue delaying a thankless chore that you’re dreading. You’ve had a real struggle keeping things together in recent weeks but it’s not your fault. You’re about to climb the final mountain.

A long legal restriction will be lifted. Seek out a close friend of the opposite sex you enjoy being with and allow yourself to be embarrassingly candid.

CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Don’t feel bad about unloading your worries. After all, after a few, you’re the life of any party!

Load up the weekend with adventure. Your sensitivity to others’ needs may leave you vulnerable to those envious of your ability to manipulate any situation.

Beware of friendly overtures from those who can’t give you what you need.

LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Pesky little problems and loose ends will have your blood pressure rocketing. Don’t worry, it will all work out—or completely collapse.

Face the weekend with a smile on your lips and a glow in your belly.

Confidence holds you in good stead as you approach those in charge with a new idea. Remember, they called Einstein crazy!

VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

The power of your positive thinking will be contagious and help you get unsuspected approval.

There’s been some petty bickering among friends that may become a raging feud. Play both ends against the middle.

A trip to the mall proves to be lucky as you get an unexpected treat. Just be sure to wear clean blue socks!

LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

Being helpful could backfire this week. Someone you try to aid may mistake your interest as a way to boost your stature at their expense.

To sidestep a clash, avoid the number 63.

Help by giving spontaneous suggestions based on whatever occurs to you at the moment. Clean your plate before someone else does.

SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

A special someone finds you especially attractive at this time. Make sure this person is as old as they claim to be.

Controversy and disputes could be everywhere this week so wade in and start swinging!

There’s a real possibility of scoring a K.O. if you join the battle—and that’s something you desperately need now.

SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

A split-second decision could bring new adventure into your life. But a phone call may offer a reason to pull the plug.

If life seems to have lost some of its pizzazz, you’ve no one to blame but yourself.

This is the week to add flash to your wardrobe, subscribe to a magazine or rekindle a fantasy romance with a pop star!

CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Your smile—or your dentures—always seems to light up a room, so let ‘er rip.

A wild story could spell trouble if you allow yourself to tell it. Your lucky numbers (19, 3, 44) could be especially important now.

You may encounter a blow to your self-esteem, but don’t despair—it happens to most people at least once.

AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

A random contact in the next few days may result in a major change in your life. Stay open to new experiences, however questionable.

You are the idol of a child and most of the love you shower on this youngster will not be wasted.

Your stars promise hot prospects this week as long as you don’t park a large car in a small garage.

PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Go slowly, think carefully and seize the chance to make money at any expense.

This is a good time to help loved ones with their problems—even if they don’t want it.

Make the effort to contact family and friends and find out why they haven’t contacted you. Before any meeting, scour the room for hidden agendas.