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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 24, 2009


Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic


ARIES
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19

Take a bow! All that applause is for you. You’ve done everything for others, with no thought of yourself.

Your loved ones want you to know they appreciate the sacrifices. When you come up with a sure thing on Tuesday, family members dig into their savings to give you what you want.

Out of the blue a good time is going to get your feet to tapping.


TAURUS
Apr.20 – May 20

The green light says, “Go!” That cutie who’s captured your fancy is waiting for you to make the first move. Your dream is coming true!

There’s a light at the end of your financial tunnel. A deal is coming together which puts some folding green in your pocket by the end of the week.

Answer an e-mail that asks for a recommendation. Don’t lie!


GEMINI
May 21 – Jun. 20

Break the ice! You’re hot this week and you know just what to do to win the heart of a certain someone who’s been a little standoffish lately.

Handle spare cash with care. There’s a hole in your pocket when it comes to spending the bucks.

Put in some overtime, clip some coupons, and the old bank balance will soon look perky again.


CANCER
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22

Be flexible! You’ll be thrilled at the loving response you get when everything doesn’t have to be your way.

The “money market” looks promising – look for a wad of dropped bills when you shop. When no one claims it, use it on a great dinner.

A “friend” has sure got your number – and you love it! Let them have their special way with you.


LEO
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22

Someone tugs on your heartstrings! A wistful look is all it’s going to take to turn you into a lover. You don’t need to be met half-way – you’re willing to go all the way.

You’re a winner when you play a game of chance. You’ve got the touch!

House hunt even if you don’t need one. You’ll pick up ideas for sprucing up the old homestead.


VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22

Dig your toes in! Take a stand about who in the family is going to spend what and when. Someone needs to!

A picky oldster will make a lot of silly demands on your time. Be nice! You’ll make out okay when the will is read.

A pet is trying to tell you something. Follow that animal! It’ll lead you right to where that treasured item was lost months ago.


LIBRA
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22

You’re in the mood for love! A sweetie surprises you with a loving and handmade gift. Now you know where you stand – and it’s right where you’ve longed to be.

By Friday you’ll feel like the most loved person on the block.

Your gut feeling that the new car in the contest you’ve entered has your name on it is right on the money. But it couldn’t hurt to fill out another 100 entries.


SCORPIO
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21

Let the good times roll! Put your life-of-the-party spirit to work. Your ability to play till you drop will put bucks in your pocket when you set yourself up planning “do’s” for other folks.

All you need to get started in your new venture is a phone and a paid-up phone bill!

Surprise someone with a big nuzzle. A little public affection always wins over a shy sweetie.


SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21

Troubles slide down the drain! Money problems go out the window when the mail brings you a check from a relative.

It’ll cover expenses for the week, including the rent, and you don’t have to pay it back.

Look forward to a new addition to the family. Once you get used to it, you’ll love it – even when it wets and cries and gets fleas.


CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19

Stop and smell the roses! Easy days, filled with sunshine even when it rains, are on your calendar.

Don’t put yourself out until Saturday when you’ll want to take extra pains to make a businesslike impression on visiting relatives.

A good buddy nags you about a “sure thing.” The advice is well-meant but stupid. Keep your cash at home so you won’t be tempted.


AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18

Let yourself go! There’s lots of fun and games going on and you’re in the middle!

Someone that you talk to every day, a regular buddy, will surprise you. What they really want is to hold your hand!

Lay your cards on the table – and start raking in the silver. Being honest about what you want will bring you more cash to spend each and every week.


PISCES
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20

Go that extra mile! The goal you’ve had your eye on is close at hand – it’ll come together by Friday at the latest.

A bit more effort, a little sacrifice of time, sees you flinging that old budget out of the window like a pair of shoes that pinches.

Spend some of the new money on a reunion with a sweetie who’s been begging for a return to the wild and crazy times you used to have.