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ED ANGER SAYS: MEGAN FOX NEEDS TO SHUT UP!


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Seems some movie star named Megan Fox did what Hollywood types do best:  bad mouthing the U.S. of A. to a bunch of foreigners!

Megan Fox is in some kind of giant robot movie, and she wishes that instead of destroying the world, the giant robot would “just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America.”

This is pretty crazy, since Megan Fox herself is from Tennessee, where the smartest guy is Al Gore, a big fat idiot who wants the rest of us to use windmills while he lives in a giant mansion. And he gets millions of people to believe him when he tells downright lies, plus they give him money to say them. (Hey, maybe Gore’s not so stupid after all…)

I hear that Megan Fox has a bunch of tattoos in some Chinese language but she doesn’t even know what they mean! That sounds pretty “white trash” to me! I bet the tattoos say, “Isn’t it funny what round eyes will fall for?”

If Hollywood had any sense, they’d make a movie about “white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America” giant robots! Hell, instead of giant robots they could be monster trucks, and their Bibles could turn into bombs!

And like Megan Fox, they transform themselves from white trash hillbillies from Middle America into stupid movie stars who hate the same people who pay their salaries!

Megan Fox needs to go back to standing around looking nice for as long as she can, which won’t be much longer anyway. When Hollywood is finished with her, maybe she could move back to Tennessee and take up snake handling or something!