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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,630 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Sethwho says:

    been wanting to do this for a while now but I need more advice . I will do it & get it right soon👿🙏🙌

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  3. mazin says:

    i wanna sale my my soul but i dont know how please could any one help me
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  4. rj xxxxx says:

    Ive been wanting to sell my soul… but idk what will happen like I get what you posted but…?

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  7. Luckystarz103 says:

    id just see if i can get a sure ticket to heaven, selling ur soul just so it can wind up in heaven, nice aint it? and throw in 300 years, so i can see all the new games and stuff of later generations

  8. Jesus says:

    God bless your poor souls !!!!!! Hope hell is worth whatever your selling your soul for!!! Try this work harder quit trying to take the easy way out.. Lazy bums sick sick sick

  9. Aaron says:

    What the hell is wrong with you people?! You can reach your goals all it takes is some hardworking and effort/perseverance . Your soul is worth so much more than you could realize! Get your heads straight.

    • David says:

      Aaron — It takes so much effort and sweat to play the game that's set up, in the process you lose your connection to God. That's selling your soul too.

  10. francis simon says:

    i want to sell my soul to the devil please help me out to get connected with the devil worshipers email me succesfrancis@ovi.com or succ3sfrancis@mail.com

  11. tyler says:

    shut up you christanes some people have troble in thair life the god cant fix

  12. STALLONE CHINGARA says:

    here i gave up my soul to you the mastres of the world THE ILLUMINATI i really want to sell my soul to the devil for fame and money i,m strezzy chinx who stays in harare ,mutare zimbabwe my adresss in mutare is 11 raven av in greenside mutare please i beg you my masters i want to be part of you no matter what it takes lucifar ,baphomet i promise i will worship them in the name of the holy ghost amen and i also listening hip hop music pop rap music that has illuminati lyrics on it

  13. Ray_LinX says:

    i'd sell my soul for money,
    i was born in shit shoot! i didn't learn how to read till i was about 14 years of age. i'm almost 22 now working my ass off . i have no family no assets no nothing, an i'm just cutting a long story short so fuck who want to judge me for wanting to sell my soul, just know this "only he who feels it knows it" yea! i wish things was different but at the same time theirs probably hundreds of thousands more hard working people out there working for years up on end an im sure they probably saying : "i wish things was different too" so yea…… wat should 1 do :/

  14. Jared says:

    Does this really work ? im about to do it

  15. Lucifer says:

    Type your name with 6_6_6 afterwards and it will be mine

  16. bdul wahab says:

    hi

    plz are u there

    plz i want to sell my soul

    i am filaco

  17. Hamad says:

    People who wants to sell their souls , You do notice that you will stay in hell for ever and there is no going back , if you will compare this dunya ( earth/life ) to jannah ( paradise/heaven ) its like you are comparing a drop of water to the sea , This dunya worth nothing ( 0 ) , a 1 second in hell is enough to make you forget everything it will make you say i never saw anything good ever , and a 1 second in heaven it will make you say i never saw anything bad , learn about islam and worship allah (swt) and you will find the real pleasure in dunya and afterlife you will find an eternal happiness , and don't forget you might die on the first or second day from the contract and go directly to hell . and last thing remember that the hour is near the day of judgment is very near we are in the last days where satan and his followers started to admit the truth about hell , which means they are trying as much they can to send people to hell before the hour start .

  18. jon says:

    Does this really work? Cuz if so and can prove it. I will sell my soul.

  19. Adriana says:

    I would like to be rich and famous. I want more attention before my life is over, but does it work? Can I wish for unlimited wishes? I really want to sell my soul!

  20. youssef diamond says:

    understanding you bro ray_linX it feels like reading my own story it feels like everything you do is wrong
    having no one around and knowing nobody will understand you so i feel you bro and i to will do the seem

  21. tommy says:

    I wanna be famous at rapping and want millions and a mansion and never run out of money for life and have thosands of woman and want to have pounds of weed and fancy cars also live for 300 years!

  22. tommy says:

    Wanna be rich and have unlimited money want cars women and pounds of weed beer liquar and mansions

  23. Rebel says:

    I am not here 2 judge any1 but simply do this put away all ur fame & fortune, worries & problems and just everything then ask urself this IS IT REALLY WORTH IT? remember @ the end of it ALL it’s ur life; ur choice. I believe u will choose the RIGHT choice 4 YOU!!

  24. mes says:

    it worked 4 me i got big bag of weed

  25. leaford says:

    just sold my soul to the devill

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