You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?
You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.
Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.
“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.
“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”
Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:
- SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.
- DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.
- GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”
- REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?
Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”
But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”
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May 5th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
u mutha fukin assholes why wud u eva d a stupid thing like that.u crack me up so badly, while i was reading dis shit i cudnt stop laughing,i mean ur probably thinkin enjoy da life u got now but cum on av a bit of sense,it doesnt matter if ur gna live for fukin 300 or 3000 years ur gna b in hell for all of eternity in agony over an over again.do a bit of research b4 u get into dis kind of shit man, save ur souls.an by da way 1 more thing why do u think our soul is worth gold to da devil? cuz da fukin devil is tryin to prove a point to god that wer jus stupid pathetic losers an will do anthin 2 get wat we wnt.DONT BE BLIND BY THE WORLD BE WISE.
May 6th, 2009 at 7:16 am
Great job of articulating your point! LOL!
May 6th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I WANT POWER!!!!!!! HAHAHA…..
is there any way to sell your soul to God, heaven seems to be a better place to spend eternity..
May 6th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Wow!! Watch your mouth sir!! Have some sympathy, have some dignity, have some tact and respect. With a mouth like that you must've either sold your soul a long time ago (based on the devilish lingo) or you're a visiting sailor (hence the name Sal – probably short for Sailor Mouth). Still it amazes me that you believe the offer / story to be a truism and not just an entertaining little ditty to get us through our otherwise boring day. I bet, if you haven't already sold your soul, you're out setting up the deal right now, but I hope, if you haven't sold your soul already, you would ask to learn the English language and some manners, my eyes are practically melting from your hellish diatribe.
May 6th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Heaven – for me, might be boring as everyone I know will probably be partying in Hell – if I believed in Hell. If I believed in the selling of souls I'd have to say to live for 1,000 years in a happy and peaceful life here on Earth for an eternity listening to Sal123's foul-mouthed idiocracies (in essence, Hell), but power is a good thing…be specific, the Devil and djinn are very tricky when you're not specific, eh?
May 6th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
ROFL WTF U GUYZ R SO NOOB WTF GTFO
May 6th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Oh and btw FUCK THE KNICKS
May 6th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Geez…don't you get to curse at home? Or is this just your cussin' spot? I'm not impressed but I am slightly amused at your adolescent linguistic abilities. I love that I work online and get to come here often to read the stories and more interestingly, read the crazy posts! Awesome.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:30 am
What ever the devil offers you is temporary.
Remember folks, the devil already knows he's lost, and he just wants to take everyone with him..
he also hates you….because GOD loves you !!
God sent his son to be beaten to death, for you.
That's a sacrifice..
And…………do you honestly think the devil who is all about cheating, lying and steeling is going to come through on his end of the deal?
May 10th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Its really funny how the people who believe in their god came upon this page. Do you just like to look up how to sell your soul? I mean really do you have to come on a site that tells you how to sell your soul and preach? How about preachers shut the hell up and let people do what they want. Your not in control of your life because you think your god is. So why try and control others?
May 12th, 2009 at 1:19 am
To Atheist Kid..
I didn't come by this page to preach my friend, I'm not at all trying to control others, nor am I a puppet………… but I will tell you this.
Without ego and with the most humbling approach…..
God and the Devil are very real…and I absolutely fear God's Power..
I'm just glad God loves me….and he loves you too.
May 13th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
This is bullshit, nobody has a soul, there aint no god, there aint no devil either…
Do you really expect me to believe that if i call to satan long enough, that he will show up?
Fuck right off! nothings that simple, people don't get an easy ride this way…
Its a load of nonsense…
The only way to get what you wan tin life, is to take life by its pretty little pigtails and fuck its face…
I.E. take charge of your own life and make your desires happen!
May 14th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Jim, I saw your name in the Book of Counted Shadows, the Book of Dark Souls….ooohhh aaaaah eeeeee….are you scared yet? Mephistophiles sends you his best, he loved that post card you sent describing your failures and how you'd give anything to have a job, said he'd love to take your soul but it's so devoid of value it's not even good for a free pass through the gates of Hell. Wow, bummer dude!
May 14th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
The page was sticky, it's on the 'net, who else could make such life giving magic over an electronic medium? So yes, I DO believe that it was God who 'came' here. Moo Ha Ha!
May 17th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
its not true!
May 17th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
its not effective!
May 17th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Come on people seriously, god and the devil if ever there was a great fictional book to be remembered thousands of years from now that will be it LOL. Honestly people religion has only one worthy quality, and thats "Hope" because without it some people wouldn't continue to live in such a rubbish world. Aside from that the rest is just a way to control the stupid and scare the unruly into beliving that you'll be punished for doing wrong things, and I suppose in a way that too is good thing. I mean without it the world would probably be a much darker place, oh and incase your wondering im an atheist…..or at least thats what im told by others. In short I myself hope for the day when people stop bickering and fighting over "made up" gods, and actually put there efforts into improving technology to the point were we can explore the universe and either find the real god/creator once and for all. Or find that there is no god, no powerful being waiting for the day we finally meet it to answer all life's mysterys, and expect that life is what we make of it and not a thing to be abused because there's nothing to stop us.
May 30th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
when looking at the poll, it surprised me so much people wanted money o_o I i were to sell my soul, it would be for something better xD (i mean… why not wish for the stuff you want to buy with that same money ?)
still, something thats always on my mind (probably from the media…) is that heaven and god are square and boring, and evil is fun and sexy. the burning for ever doesn't sound any fun, i know, but still. i don't expect people who reach heaven to enter a fetish-orgy which they secretly loved all along? (forgive the chosen words, I couldn't think of an more obvious example).
June 8th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
anyone know how to get in touch with Dr. Touth, or obtain a copy of his book? I haven't been able to find diddly.
Oh yeah, and you Christians suck. I mean suck.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
anyone know how to get in touch with Dr. Touth, or obtain a copy of his book? I haven't been able to find diddly.
June 16th, 2009 at 5:16 am
I want to sell my soul and that is no joke…. i would sell is for $100 billion, power, fame and an extension of 100 years to my life. I am sure my soul is worth more because i was raised in the church and i have kept away from sin all my life but God has turned his back on me. If the devil is interested we can do some negotiations…
June 18th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
CISAA Do it UP, N POst ure Earings Here When All ure rich and Fames com True…. WE (I) will be expecting ure comments on How He Wuss n Everything in detail…. N If this SHit doesnt work KEEP Trying Wayss to SELL, N never Stop those ways… In fact Once deal is made, Do the rituals Your New dark lord My Need n be in favour of you in Time Or His dead time, But do it up Post….. Need a WAY i MAY HAVE YOUR ANSWER
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Didn't you guys read Faust by Goethe? The guy was old, and wished for thing he could not have : unlimited knowledge, wisdom, youth and love. The Devil helped him gain these things, but wise sages should know that in life there are no shortcuts and shady deals are usually half-assed: once he knew everything and had all the riches he couldn't help gaining the love of a woman but by killing her protective mother and brother. The woman chose death and purity to life and filth. Eventually Faust understood that all things are ephemeral: beauty is passable, knowledge is power and poison, and the sins you do will ultimately backfire on you in the worst possible moment…
June 28th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
i am going to pray for all you lost souls that have not yet seen the amazing works of God.
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 am
You break my heart…. How must God feel. I read your post…. Please do one thing for me. Before you commit to eternity just take 10 minutes and pray thru the Lords prayer ONE line at a time and ask God to renew and build your faith. Surely 10 Mins vs eternity is not much to ask.
July 9th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I do not feel sorry for any person that willingly sells their soul to the devil. For what ever the reason it's not worth it. I think that most people that want to do this are either extreamly niave or atheist. It's not going to be till they are on their death bed that they will regret their choice.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
An atheist wouldnt sell their soul, because we dont believe in souls. Think on that one. And MOST atheists (the hardcore ones anyway) dont do deathbed recants. I know that I dont regret anything I've said as far as religion goes. Some people believe and some dont. Get over it. Also, suppressing the release of this book goes against the first ammendment. Also, if knowlede is poison, excuse me for being poisonous.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
your desire for power will not make you powerful. In fact, it will make you a servant of the lowest standards. If you want to follow Jesus, know that if you want to be first, put yourself last. If you want to be last, then go ahead and put yourself first.
July 11th, 2009 at 3:31 am
God and Satan are one and the same. The Creator and Destroyer both exist within the same being and that is us humans. We all have good and evil impulses but the ones we listen to are our choice. And now here's the truth that will set you free:
We are more powerful then the both of them because we give them their power; however, if you follow either path blindly and without question (EVEN God's… look at how his will is attempting to take away our first amendment rights… this book is only one example) you give them too much power and become a slave. So follow your own rules and don't let anything control you like either of those mother fuckers.
And also if God is almighty and powerful then WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE SEND JESUS TO GET TORTURED AND KILLED?! SHOULDN'T HE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO ALL THAT BY HIMSELF WITHOUT KILLING OFF HIS OWN SON?! STOP BEING SO NAIVE EVERYONE, GODDAMN! IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO THINK FOR YOURSELF AND GO AGAINST RELIGION ANYMORE!
And I have a question for whoever wrote this… say that i have acquired four other people's souls in the course of my life through contracts stating either the exchange for material possessions or by their own free will…. how would I sell 2 of them to my inner dark lord and then the other to my messiah?
July 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
AMEN! AMEN! And AMEN!
July 17th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I don’t know what to do. I love skateboarding but am not that great at it. Could a person sell there soul for the ability to be the best at it.
July 26th, 2009 at 1:36 am
OMG!!! u guys belive this :S i was searching for a movie and it came up with this site!!?? Guys listen if u are smart, then u would know a little bit about relligion. and relligion says that god is the one who punishes and make u suffer if u do wrong ….. The devil is an fallen angel that did not serv the human when god told him to . He isnt a bad guy that punishes people. hes just mad at god.
i dont belive on any off this crap. I dont belive i KNOW that we excist . and a stone also exists. so when you know when everything started you know whats happening after life. and i dont mean big bang . something must have triggered the big bang .
USE YOURE MINDS…. PLEASE
July 29th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
HOW CAN ONE SELL HE/HER SOUL. I HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS HERE IN AFRICA WHO WANTS TO SELL THEIR SOULS FOR MONEY, AFTER ALL NOT ALL ALIVE WILL GO TO HEAVEN, Y SPEND ALL THE YEARS ON THIS WORLD POOR AND AT LONG LAST YOU PERISH BECAUSE YOU DINT GET BAPTISED OR SIMPLY YOU STOLE, YOU ENVYED AMONG OTHER PETTY OFFENCES.
IF YOU ARE THERE AND U CAN SEND MONEY AND MORE INFORMATION, GET IN TOUCH. sexieu22@yahoo.com, WE TALK MORE.
AFRICA NEEDS YOU.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Hey i want 2 sell my soul 2 satan cn any1 of u tell me what must i do.n if u wana advise me dan go ahead
August 9th, 2009 at 10:14 am
alrite alrite heres what ima do….
ok i have a mad obsession over Selena Gomez and I want to just meet and hang out with her BADLY, ok so ive given this thought. if there IS a heaven thn i wud just meet her wen we both die rite? ok but i dont wanna have her at 90 fuckn years old…. I WANT HER NOW so ima sell my soul for a happy life with her. and if there ISNT a heaven or hell, then at least i gave it a shot rite? and my life wud have matter no value to me whatsoever. and i kno tht i cant expect it to come rite to me even if i do get it (example: if some1 gives you 1000 dollars u cant expect them to put it right in your pocket, you have to go take it out of there hands) OK? so yeah see ya in hell other people willing to sell there soul
August 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
R u guys gna help me out or wat
August 17th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
wanna be rich make money fo me self an family,dont make no one no about it jus me.
August 17th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
dont let no other person no about this
August 17th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
if i were to sale mine! it be for immortality!!
August 20th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Money is power. With money you can obtain everything else in life. A nice house, a beautfull wife AND her sister and pretty much the number of mistresses you want. If one was to sell his soul for a car then he would get that and nothing more. If he does not wish for money on the side he may not even have the money it takes to own the car with the result that he loses the it but the devil will of course not give him a refund because he has kept his part of the bargain.
Heaven is no sexclub. In fact the bible TRIES to describe it but the describtions are very hard to relate to.
If you want to know about hell there is a good book on the subject called a divine revalation of hell by a certain Mary Baxter.
August 28th, 2009 at 12:20 am
I have been looking into Satanism for some time now due to frustrations which are affecting my life. I used to be a Christian fanatic; however quickly lost faith when I discovered the god of the bible never answered my prayers and left me in pain and frustration.
I first became interested in Satanism when I heard of a conspiracy group called the ‘Illuminati’/’Freemasonary’ during a conversation I was having about politics.
I started researching both groups and it seemed whoever was successful in life, whether it be movie stars, pop stars, hip hop star, CEO’s of major companies were part of or had connections with either group. I started digging further and soon discovered that all who were part of either the ‘Illuminati’ or ‘Freemasons’ were indeed worshipping a very real and tangible force called ‘Satan’.
Now, I am not saying I could be part of either group; however I am extremely interested in learning about how ‘Satan’ can help me reach my goals and dreams of building a very successful company, have lots of money, power and be influential.
I want a good life, I want money, power and successful company
I am 23 years old and want the best of life and if that means worshipping ‘Satan’ who will help me achieve my goals, then so be it.
I don’t want to die regretting that i never achieved my goals
barrie07@hotmail.co.uk
August 29th, 2009 at 3:01 am
Is it true i can sell my soul to the devil for whatever amount?
August 31st, 2009 at 7:22 pm
i dont no wat 2 do it is temptin but is it even worfit i mean wat if this is all a bunch of **** n i end up sellin my soul away remeber the is tricky, u culd sell ur soul n ask for money but u culd just be lucky n get it anyway???/
September 4th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Dude your dumb as shit, your not even in control of your own life, just your choices u dumb fuck boy, now you dont believe in God but it doesnt mean He dont exist and if you dont believe in God u dont believe in the Devil which mean He got you right where he wants you..In The Lake Of Fire In Hell When You Die
September 9th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
i sold my soul, it was fun i got a good deal as i gave Mr Devil respect he even said he might even have a job offer up for grabs as Sound proofer as people dont shut up down there…. cant w8 to get to nice warm hell stupid people who think heven is good when its up there in the cold space. plus most the good games like poker, killing and i dought heven has a red light district. wow hell will be fun also u get to meet all the terroists who died thinking they would get 300 vergins… they aint gunna b happy shame we will be causeing them great amouts of pain for a long time……..
September 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Thanks… you too…
September 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Money truly can buy anything your heart desires… except for those things which truly satisfy the soul. But if you had no soul because you sold it, you wouldn't miss those things anyway.
September 12th, 2009 at 1:15 am
is there any way i could make god hate me? what if i really hate the shit out of him. let's face it, most of us are going to burn in hell, so we should just embrace the truth. we are going to hell, so you might as well use the contract to sign for a better afterlife in hell.
September 17th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Donna
i want the power so i can control people with the evil powers. fck the rest the shit on here
September 24th, 2009 at 12:24 am
@ sal123
this tirade would mean a lot more if you knew fucking english…
allow me to translate: u dunt kno english, and ur gna go to hell cuz ur probably da dumbest person on earth. bt its ok, cuz u'll hv mre than e-nuff company.
September 24th, 2009 at 12:26 am
@ sal123
also, it's called punctuation. they teach it to 3rd graders…perhaps someone needs a refresher?
September 24th, 2009 at 12:29 am
i'm not taking a stance one way or the other, but i have to point out an error that was made by both sides:
your = possessive. i.e. "your wallet"
you're = you are
learn grammar, then try to argue. gotta crawl before you can walk.
September 24th, 2009 at 7:37 am
dis is all trasssssh!!!!!!!!!!!! d devil is usin his advocate to get partners to burn and dine with him in hell-
September 26th, 2009 at 5:00 am
you mean amazing works like earthquakes and floods? or wildfires? or random death? (it was "god's will" that little Billy got hit by that car!)
or do you mean amazing works like AIDS and war and whatnot?
OH wait, i forgot…people like you tend to focus on all the positive aspects of god, like puppies, and kittens, and boobs…
let me spell something out for you guys: the devil…he's just what we call the bad side of god. in short, they're the same person. you know, like bi-polar. happy and willing to answer prayers one minute, and randomly pissed off, and smiting people the next.
if everything is truly "god's will" (like we've all be taught at one point or another) then there's no possible way to go against him. up to, and including, selling your soul.
i choose to believe that there is no such thing as evil, and therefore no such thing as good. things just ARE!
September 26th, 2009 at 5:02 am
i couldn't have said it better myself…
and hey, what are you going to do with the 4th? 'cause i could use a spare soul….i'll trade you for this half-pack of ciggs?
September 26th, 2009 at 5:04 am
yes, but certainly there's something more…substantial you want?
like, how about "best at extreme sports" in general? or "best at sports?"
or, if you want to go the full 9, and be totally evil, why not ask that anyone better than you suddenly get crippled, or something equally bad. (i say crippled, because that's way worse than dying. death would be a sweet sweet release for them, and therefore it's more evil that way)
on a personal note, reading through all these comments has been fun as hell…thank you to both sides. 'cause without the one, the other wouldn't make much sense, now would it?
September 27th, 2009 at 1:41 am
why would you not sell it for power or money.. god is the sick one and didn’t have the guts to be beat like a man so he sent his son to take the pain. if you look at life it one sick game and god is trying to control it. so take what you can while you are here sell your soul make some money and have the best thing in life. if god really cared about any of you he would not do anything to hurt you..
October 7th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
you act like you have and believe in the soul if a man put a gun in your face and said im about to blow your brains out you would be prayn for god to save you and call for the devil if you dont believe and then tell him you dont face to face tuff guy
October 7th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
go to hell man you are preachn u fool god is real and the devil ur going to the same place everybody goes when they die hell ill see u in hell along with everybody who has ever walked the earth so your the preacher so like you say shut the fuck up
October 8th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
lol God is the fcking evil one in this Game
believer's of christ and god, are the ones who were fooled easly, a lie is easer to believe in than the shocking truth, that this is only a reality game world, and reality is not the real world, when u die u just wake up out of the game, to realize it was only a game,
also it even says in the bible code that god dose not exist and it says about religion in the bible saying; religion is evil and lie.. and it says about the bible in the bible code, says evil and untrue, so that would mean all believers have just believed a lie, LOLOLOL,
October 8th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
lol God is the fcking evil one in this Game
believer's of christ and god, are the ones who were fooled easly, a lie is easer to believe in than the shocking truth, that this is only a reality game world, and reality is not the real world, when u die u just wake up out of the game, to realize it was only a game,
also it even says in the bible code that god dose not exist and it says about religion in the bible saying; religion is evil and lie.. and it says about the bible in the bible code, says evil and untrue, so that would mean all believers have just believed a lie, LOLOLOL
October 9th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Haha, I had a similar desire. However I was obsessed with the very beautiful Ashley Tisdale. Let me just say, its just going to be a wish not ever a reality, so just live your life doing something productive.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Never been on here before,but I read everyones comment.quite interesting I would say.anyway I would like to sell my soul. Guess what we were all made out of sin so why fucking not.I grew up in the church and basically believed in god damn near all my life.I am 23 years old now and my life couldn’t get any worse.I want to live a good life,be successful,want for nothing.I have been praying for all these things and guess what….nothing! I am willing to take that chance by selling my soul. Atleast when I’m burning in he’ll I can say I lived a good life and I can be remembered for something. After the death of a family member who was just only 20, he didn’t even get to have a life or make another and now he’s gone.so I have changed my whole perspective on what and who I believe in. The satanic bible has helped me in so many ways to understand this life, and mine. Anyone who is feeling like I am please email me. Littledevil457@yahoo.com
October 12th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
lol so why dose it say in the biblecode; sayin god dose not exist and also says; the bible is lie and untrue, and says about religion in the biblecode; religion is evil and lie,
October 19th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
yeah its all true ive tried is really working!!! i really feel power now. my life is changed i dont fuckin care about eternal damnation!!!
im so powerful now!!
thanks satan!!!!
god is a loser!!
October 27th, 2009 at 5:35 am
God,Satan<the tooth fairy and Santa clause are too busy having a gangbang to listen to anyone
October 28th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Hey there, Whats up I’m interested in selling my soul would love to neg. a deal
let me know dogboardx@msn.com
November 1st, 2009 at 10:08 pm
hm ima need da kno mo info on dis i would sell ma soul da him but b4 i do i need da kno every ding im not askn 4 Power, Money, Love, or Revenge im aking for somthing else if any 1 knos anyding dat would b use full information let me kno here's ma address its andres_mendoza13@yahoo.com oh and if Dr. Touth reads dis ima need u da tawk da me i need info on dis sellin ma soul shit
November 1st, 2009 at 10:33 pm
johnny if u did sell your soul den tell me do u kno if i can ask 4 sumen alil mo diff den wat u askd 4
November 1st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
now tell me if u can meet da devil n ask him if i can make a deal wit him but i wanna make a diff kind of deal one dat would please me hahahaha
November 1st, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I’m gonna do dis in a few seconds! oh for every one else that does to i’ll see you in hell. Let it be known from dis fucken glorious day on i’ll be famous!!!!!!!!! hello money fame and fortune! fuck god!!!!!
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 am
wait how do i know satans listening
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 am
Hey, um i woke up and decided to practice guitar and normally i suck but i sounded 10 times better. Stop laughing i’m fucken serious!!! Did i really just sell my sole for money power and to be the greatist bassist??? please comment to answer me cause i’m usin my friends email.
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 am
please tell meeeeeeee!
November 4th, 2009 at 12:41 am
hahahaha ay foo if u realy did sell ur soul 2 da devil den tell me how did u sell ur sould da him i need da kno dis shit
November 9th, 2009 at 5:34 am
please any one who can help me to find site or any place where i can sell my soul for riches, should write me to my email address above
November 11th, 2009 at 1:51 am
what i find funny is how people say that your going to burn in internal damnation and be torchured for the rest of eternity, but how do you know, because some book that was written 2000 years ago by a group of guys who claim "god(an invisible man) talked to them." so now something that is no more than at the most a history book with fictitious story events is influencing people"s lives, unless you were there when mosses split the red sea, or when jesus rose from the grave. then how can you sit there and say that you 100% know that there is a heaven or hell i would need concrete evidence before i could say yeah your going to burn in eternal damnation haha im amazed at the ignorance
November 11th, 2009 at 6:41 am
I want to sell my soul only for 150 years of youthful life wealth and fame throughout life ive read dozens of sites read out..satan i summon you i have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.and devil heres my soul what do you give for it. nothing is working
November 18th, 2009 at 8:51 am
TO THE WORSHIPPERS OF THE DEVIL :
You all know how fire sounds… take your hands a cover your ears… what do you hear? do you really want to burn in that forever….
Satan is so happy knowing that your selling your soul to him! …He's so happy to know he's not the only onewho will burn in hell..wait till you get a taste of hell and their is no turning back..what will you do then except be in regret..and its something you can never change… doesnt it make sense?…. if you sell your soul to satan…. and in return gives you EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED IN THIS LIFE… their is a reason hes doing that..your soul is golden to satan… why give into satan? when he can promise you nothing but this world?
No matter how good…you eventaully die…and then comes hell forever…
November 18th, 2009 at 8:52 am
selling your soul… and you still cant have anything forever… maybe you satan worshippers should ask satan to stop your death and give and make you become immortal????…whats wrong???? cant you ask the devil for him to make you immortal???????? so sad… The devil if anything cant make you live forever…… Devil can never have POWER unless you give it satan…
P.s. ask kanye west if it was worth selling his soul..he will tell you of his regret…
November 18th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
yes actually you can sell your soul to god but ther is only one way to do it i did it on accadent thats how i found out
November 19th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Why would you want to sell your soul to the devil he is going to lie to you when you can sell it to GOD its true but very tricky to do it tho.. i know accaadentley did it and it really is possable to sell ones soul i know i did it in 1996 i sold my soul to god and he gave me power to have what ever i want to happen will happen and i accadentley corruped the trueley innocent in 2000 and god said that if even the trueley innocent can be corruped then perhaps there is no innocent thats why all this is happening thats why the ballots in the 2000 election didnt work and if you watch W. about presedent Bush he says that god wants him to be the presedent because he is a morone and took us to war and Gore was planning for the future and if the trueley innocent is corruped then the human race has no future i know exactley how to do it i am so sorry every one GOD forgive me.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
How the hell do you get the contract itself? Straight from satan himself? I just sit in a darkroom, chant these words, then suddenly, he appears out of nowhere with this contract? This is so completely and totally far fetched, that you'd have to be born with downs syndrome just to go for this! Get fuckin real!
November 26th, 2009 at 2:10 am
im feeling that im on the same page as u m8
November 30th, 2009 at 1:53 am
Wow, why would you believe God has turned his back on you?? God LOVES you! He would never turn His back on you and are you seriously prepared to drink the wine of God's wrath for such a mediocre $100 billion power fame and 100 years to your life? Why not just have faith in Jesus? I don't understand you are prepared to give up your life to someone who wants to see your downfall??? Jesus is life if you want ETERNAL life seek him!
November 30th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I don't know what to do.I need money but don't know what to do to have this money.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
YOUR SOUL IS ALREADY GODS…ITS JUST YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE BY CHOICE…SO YOU ETHER ON GODS SIDE OR SATIN SIDE..THE RESION WHY I SAY THAT IS BECAUSE GOD CREATED US…THATS WHY YOUR SOUL IS HIS
December 6th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Listen you bastards, whether you are Christians or athiests, if you have to earn the truth about devil, God, or selling the soul, READ THE BIBLE. I’m here to do some damn research for my project and I see the pathetic comments from everyone.
I was an atheist until I got really sick where I was literally in my death bed and I saw devil (just a very dark spirit) and me burning in hell. I instantly freaked out and started praying because of the God’s power I felt and I am alive right now.
Yes, it is hard to believe that God and devil both exist but devil just wants you to go the same path as you. He doesn’t want you to believe in God or in devil so he can do all the tricks on you so you can fall for it.
I know it from my own experience and I’m just trying to save some souls of you guys bc I was living in the same life. It’s hard to believe in God until you have an experience like this bc I actually visualized it. I can’t force you to what you believe it but it doesn’t hurt to save yourself from spending rest of your life in hell right? Then start knowing God.
December 7th, 2009 at 4:46 am
the devil is unholy, you know tht kid in school who was a fukin prick a complete asshole tht was cool but never talked to you nd maybe talked to you once to use you , thts wat the devil is. he is envious greedy pridefull .. even if god didnt exsist why wouldnt you want to follow the bible? it trys to show you the good way of life. if you believe ur happy your going to be happy and thts wat god wants for youto be happy. so stop sayin your going to sell ur soul b.c your confused or jsut have a problem. talk to someone stop tryin to take the easy way out. why go the evil route. Devil = EVIL evil is bad. GOd= freedom and happyness.———————sellin ur soul seems like an easy plan cuz wat is a soul youve never seen ur soul but think about it like this….. GOd has more power tehn satan tht is why satan is soo miserable b.c he wants to be GOD he looks up to GOD,, why go with the ugly prick when you can go with the goodlooking nice freindly person. Let ur parents know what your sayin see if they approve of it, if you love them you should ask them first. Nd if you do want to be associated with demons you probably dont have parents nd ur life sucks but try to be a positive person and look at life as Funn and amazing nd tell urself ur happy,, use ur imagination dont dispair dont be tht negative cranky old man be tht nice thoughtfull old lady tht loves to bake you cookies. Think about what your saying. B.c your accountable for you thoughts nd actions even in this world. At least read 2 storys from the bible b4 deciding to sell your soul. maybe you can sell your soul to GOD nd he will give you eternal joy!! He does promise happyness and eternal life nd give you the chance to strive to PERFECTION. basically you become the PERFECT PERSON YOU WANT TO BE
December 7th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
how have u gone on have u cashed in yet????????????
December 8th, 2009 at 8:51 am
You wont just burn forever you will be ripped apart again and again and again after your reincarnated each time your riped apart but hey it's your soul and life just remember every the poorest man in the world may be the richest, if you do not understand read the bible or not w/e its your life
December 10th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
It Doesn’t Work!
That’s Great Now not only God Doesn’t Listen to Me But Neither Does Satan This F***ing Sucks!!!! I Guess is True None of Them Exist is All Fake!!!
December 14th, 2009 at 3:42 am
i read dis from top to bottom an 100 let me find out dose dis work if so i know i kould bust um in his head shit fuk wat u talkin bout give me 99 billon dollars 1000 diff race thick redbones dats virgens an dey got to be my servents give me mii smoke good Ls an 99 pounds of dat purple kush mixed wit dat binladin an live for a zillin years wit no age shit iant no ugly nigga so take my 1000 an kharge it to the game an flip dat 100000 redbones an all dis need to be in my face when i wake up yadigg ima greedey dude we dont share shit where i b o an for all my niggas to be wit me livenit up
December 14th, 2009 at 3:47 am
yo 100 if u know if dose b workin hit me on the space it sparkdrop@yahoo.com 100 do i rly tryin ta blow a L wit da devil now dats where its at
December 14th, 2009 at 4:56 am
that shit flu y ant dat shit work i need a number
December 15th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Recently did a search, for "sell your soul" and a related article from BBC came up…
heres an excerpt from the article i read
Generally, the idea of selling your soul to the Devil is based on the idea that one would get something in return – such as wishes, a talent, money, power, a new toy – especially something material.
While it may seem simple enough – just as it is simple enough not to jam a letter opener into your thigh to avoid bleeding – it is important to know what not to do. Common sense teaches us at an early age where and where not to jam a letter opener, but this is a more complicated affair. We must elaborate on four key aspects of how to not sell your soul – in order, Not, Soul, Devil and Sell.
Now, assuming that you are smart enough to realize that this concept is just that…
did anyone else get the memo on where it is acceptable to "jam a letter opener".
December 15th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I'll listen when you you drop a live toaster in your tub while bathing
……
December 16th, 2009 at 3:46 am
if i was this person i would sell my soul to write or even speak like and educated person not some moron paper gangster wanna-be
December 22nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I don't know what to do. i what to be came a big rich in 2010 and famouse
December 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
i THINK IT'S FUNNIER THAT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD OR ANY DEITY THEREOF IS ACTUALLY WASTING HIS TIME ON POSTS LIKE THESE; WHEREAS ANY RELIGIOUS PERSON WOULD PROBABLY COME HERE AND PROSELYTIZE. I GUESS WE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ATHEISTS AND THEIR HIGH I.Q.'S. IF I DON'T LIKE SOMETHING I AVOID IT, NOT ATHEISTS, THEY LOOK FOR WHAT THEY HATE!!!
December 28th, 2009 at 12:16 am
I want to sell my soul to gain power. So I can destroy this world n recreate it. I want to make it into a better place.
December 31st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
The only thing I don't agree with u on is the fact that the earthquakes and tornados fluds whatever those are all satans doings he's the prince of the winds and he controls the universe. And God gave him that authority.
January 3rd, 2010 at 9:08 pm
i know how to sell your soul im a servent of the devil no joke evil shadows follow and protect me wherever i go contact me at johnnygreen4@yahoo.com
January 5th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 5th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
EXAAACTLYYYYY FUUUUUCCKK!!!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! LIKE THE DR. SAYS "IT'S YOUR SOUL, DO WHAT U WANT WITH IT"!!!! WHY DO U PEOPLE CARE SO FUCKIN MUCH IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GOING TO DO WHAT U SAY OR LISTEN TO U.. WE'RE THE ONES SELLING OUR SOUL MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS DAAMMM… IF WE BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY OH FUCKIN WELL LET US.. THAT'S OUR DECISION.. UGHH SO IRRITATINGG.. WHEN I'M IN HELL IMA HAUNT ALL OF U.. HAHA..
January 10th, 2010 at 9:33 am
HEY, I like that! "fuck right off!" thats pretty nice man! lol.. ANYWAYS, I don't give a fuck either way. but, I gotta say.. The devil rules the EARTH.. not hell. he can't make it better or worse. or else, hell would be as good as heaven. he would win like a MOTHERFUCKER lol. God is picky as hell. I think I'm gonna burn and you will too. I know a FEW people I think would actually make it to heaven.
But, the people that worry about selling their soul act like they are gonna make it to heaven for SURE! I just like the idea of HALF a chance./rather than NO CHANCE AT ALL. know what I mean?
January 11th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
what would Jesus do , he would trick the world who crucified him,tell them that to follow god who was actually satan, tell him your sins in confession and prayers so you can spend eternity in heaven , when actually your whispering your confessions to satan and you will go straight to hell , Your lesson today is to keep your mouth shut!!!
January 15th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
wow thats all i can say GOD PLEASE HELP OUR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 20th, 2010 at 12:01 am
hey did it work? am considering doing the same thing
January 20th, 2010 at 2:23 am
THE REASON WHY THIS PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO SELL THERE SOULS IS BECAUSE THEY THINK HEAVEN AND HELL IS NOT REAL THEY THINK ITS MAKE BELIEVE BUT ITS NOT..THEY THINK WHEN THEY DIE THEY JUST DIE BUT THEY WILL SEE WHEN THEY LEFT UP THIER EYES IN HELL..
January 20th, 2010 at 2:40 am
O MY BROTHA THERE IS A GOD AND THRE DEVIL..DONT BE FOOLED THATS WHAT SATIN WHAT'S US TO THINK BUT I PRAY THAT GOD CAN SURE U HIM THROUGH THE POWER OF HIS SUFFERING..GOD BLESS U
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:07 pm
i think we’re all free to do what we want.
not all of us have what others mite have, if gods so fair, and he loves us so much, why he dosent just destoy the devil? there are over 30,000 cristhian faiths plus thousdans more in the wole world. how to know witch one is rite?
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:09 pm
i want to be very rich
January 24th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
yes God did create us. However when adam and eve sinned man fell away from God we were no longer with Him we were separated from him. We then became of this world and because Satan is in charge of the cosmos we became of Satan. So from then on man was born physically alive but spiritually dead. But when you realize what God did for you when he sent His son to die and suffer for Every one in this world. and you accept him and ask him to forgive you. It is like God has given you the best gift ever and we just took it and trashed it for somthing sweet. Yes sin and this world is sweet but how long will that last then when we die because we are of this world we will go to hell. But God sent his son so that we dont have to go to hell. If we repent and accept him in our lives we can enjoy his presece for ever. when all your freinds have died and gone to a lost eternity then you will be in heaven with God praising his wonderfull name.
January 31st, 2010 at 5:21 am
dont worry dude i have tried and tried it dont work
January 31st, 2010 at 6:47 pm
i wanna sell my soul to the evil cos no one loves me
February 1st, 2010 at 7:02 am
how does satan talk to u to make the deal? in person in mind?
February 10th, 2010 at 1:42 am
well im not the brightest of the bunch but if u do sell your soul ask to live forever but add other ppl so u wont live alone forever and make sure that u add ppl u like and can stand to live with but make sure u ask 2 not get old and nasty looking lol no effence. OH and sal get a fudging life we dont need to here u talk well like it matters i cant read a single word u typed yet i could write ten pages in 1 hour. Nice comments u dudes and girls. If u ask y i talk like this im only 11 so dont hate on me but reallly i love the fudging comments
February 10th, 2010 at 1:44 am
BURN LOL
February 10th, 2010 at 1:46 am
i would rather have family then money there r SOOOO many ppl who have had money they either lost it all or got killed by someone so they could take it
February 15th, 2010 at 7:34 am
For everyone who believes this is some joke.. its not. This is not a logical topic; meaning that God needs no reason. God is, was, and will be. I can only hope that you haven't been completely brainwashed by what you've seen and heard on television, or in the music you listen to. Know that there is a Savior, he is almighty, and he will return. The Devil's time is running out… Are you on the right side?
February 15th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I have already laud down the bargain but nom Devil has appeared to me
February 17th, 2010 at 7:56 am
i want to sell my soul for my heart desire…….i cant live like these anymore
February 18th, 2010 at 5:39 am
i want sell my soul
February 18th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
me to i would like to know. i have tryied just about everything with no luck. am i doing it right?
myspace url..kristenhaterdiebitchdie…..yahoo email…darrenaj@yahoo.com…let me know a.s.a.p
February 19th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
riches
February 20th, 2010 at 9:06 am
Anyway with that Said, I am a pretty good actor but I want that extra push, I wanna become famous stay young for probably 250 years and than chill with Lucifer in the outcast heaven. So if he want's to make some deals I am totally down. Fame, Forutune, Beatuy, and Youth are some pretty nice things in my eyes.
In addition, I decided that even if people burn in eternal hellfire if you sell your soul to the Devil, why would YOU burn? You gave the devil some more power, shit you better negotiate a seat in hell without any burning, torcher, or pain! buuuuuuuut yeah I'm totally down to make some deals with him if he's like
March 1st, 2010 at 8:38 am
lmao what i was thinking was sell ur soul to go to heaven xD and then ask other things but im not quite sure u can do that :p but yeah living forever works to though, there was a twlight zone episode on that the man sold his soul to live forever and then i forgot why but he went to jail and they said that he was going to be in jail for the rest of his life till the day he dies, oh the irony
jess
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I was thinking about selling my soul for fame and wealth..
My family and I are struggleing so much!! yall have no idea..
its like my life is pointless.
I USED to be a devoted christian until EVERYTHING started falling appart..
All I want Is to be happy.
And I'm ALWAYS happy when I receive Goods!!
Like money
Maybe fame will do everything.
Yall will see me on TV one day!!
March 4th, 2010 at 3:55 am
Anyone had good results on selling your soul?
March 6th, 2010 at 10:42 am
I WILL PERMANENTLY AND IRRETRIEVABLY SELL MY ENTIRE SOUL TO SATAN FOR $666 BILLION AND A PROLONGED 111YEARS OF LIFE ON EARTH… I HAVE BEEN A CHRISTIAN ALL MY LIFE… GOD HAS DESERTED ME AND MY FAMILY AND MY NOW LIVE IN A STATE OF SQUALOR… THE MORE WE PRAY, THE POORER WE BECOME… IF SATAN THE DEVIL IS READY TO MAKE THE DEAL, HERE I AM!!! MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS <chiddylexy@yahoo.com>
March 10th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
lol what cracks me up is some of the first posters on this topic say basically "fuck off you idiot, god is the man" nothing shows love and compassion for others like being a bigot to other people's beliefs.
humanity is /fail atm.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
and right there a stunning example of Jerry's comment, scare and control the stupid.
Religion is only useful for controlling the masses.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:18 am
You people crack me up. "Let me sell my soul" hahahaha. This site is a joke at best. For all you Satanic people, Dont worry, youll be in hell soon!
And to the Atheist fuckheads, Grow some balls. If you dont stand for something youll fall for anything. Ohh if you wanna talk shit, all I gatta say is "FUCK THEM NIGGAS, 1-900 WHO WANT IT I DELIVER!!!" Fags.
March 13th, 2010 at 9:15 am
All i need is a million rand to settle all my debts. Leave my wife and kids financially secure.
I have cancer and have about 6 to 8 weeks left. I have not been employed now for over a year.
Things are really tough.
I have prayed to GOD and asked him please to help me. Its been a year still no answer. I am seriously considering now asking anyone out there who can help me with a million rand and i will gladly give/sell them my soul.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:21 am
I want to sell my soul to Satan. I tried calling Satan.. But it didn't work. I'm from the Philippines. I am a hardworking person, devoted to my work and career. But still i don't have any luck. I'm a good person, but God didn't see my works. All He can see are those who are popular. Maybe Satan would have a time to listen. I'm willing to sell my soul, if only it could be done.
March 19th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
how did you doo plz tell me
March 30th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Human are getting more imbecile by the second!!!!
Let's say that Satan DOES appears in front of you, don't you have automatic validation that GOD exist, and thus Heavens and the eternal life? DHU!!!!
And then that bozo will tell you "yeah, for some pleasures here on Earth you will spend eternity in HELL instead of Heaven..sign here.
and some MORON will sign??!?!?!
Yeah, you deserve to fry in HELL as you have the same amount of brain power as popcorn.
Am so glad that NONE God nor Satan exist!…but lots of imbeciles right here n Earth ready to believe ANYTHING.
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:03 pm
i wouldnt sell my soul, not in another million years. its not worth it at the end, 300 years compared to forever? i cant do it…even though i want to but i have officially made a decision to be on gods side, just got to find another way to make money =). everything happends for a reason so if your broke or a middle class person that want more money. just be patient,look around. get ya life on track. life is good,but only if you let it be
April 3rd, 2010 at 7:09 pm
can i make millions of dollar in real estate investment just by selling my soul?
April 4th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I’m going to sell my soul to the Devil by Magik,There’s many ways you can sell it.You must know the right people to guide you through in order to receive your request from the devil.For those who are serious ,email me
arabesqueman@yahoo.com
April 5th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
9at up cuzz thiz cee babygoon devil worshiperz can fuk off on crip.people now dayz iz makn jesus mad how the world changin you can alredy see his getn upset but ima live by him so ass my wife glocs clipps shells0z rollin hood crip 90z 60z 20z we all ride o die cuzzzzz on locs jesus christ comes 1st oklahoma doin it big
April 5th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Your god is a joke… he does all wrong and people stick up for him… lets people die ect some god who needs him…
April 6th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
I want POWER cause with the POWER COMES THE MONEY
YOU IDIOTS
April 8th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
i wanna sell my soul life in the real world is shite and anyone know how to get in contact with the big man himself and has anyone had any experiences with the devil himself if so i would like to know more.
April 10th, 2010 at 4:10 am
You are so right …..go on ahead and sell ur soul.. one less loser to worry about while u burn in hell !!!!!!!
April 11th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
WOW its amazing wen ppl dont kno . or wen they do know and dont wanna believe.. well the holy bible says every1!! will hear of my lord and savour jesus christ it will be sad if you dont believe but i pray some of you guys turn around in time….Those who read my comment and dont believe in jesus christ do me this huge favour look into the bible and read revalations see if what is in there comes to past… the bible says ther will b more gays… disasters of different natures in wierd places..(haiti)(mexico) and sum other stuff..starvation (feed the children)…all these and more will be signs of the last days on earth….ever notice that country that doesnt have jesus chris as its main religion is sooo poor and suffering and shit…. 1 more thing look at the bahamas… The bahamas doesnt have no resources and kind or producing industry but yet the money rate is like america they only rely on tourism.. come on tourism!!! WTF!?? their main religion is jesus christ… will let that sink in.. God doesnt forces no1 to do anything..
April 12th, 2010 at 2:30 am
This is all very funny.. and stupid!
April 13th, 2010 at 3:27 am
i did itt earlyer but nonthng happen but ima do itt round mid-night nd 5ee alrite ..
~Quan~
April 13th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
honesly i wanted to sell my soul to get my five subject but reading what you people post, made me change my mind, i will study hard and do my best
April 15th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
If what you say is true then would it not be wise to give it a try, i hear most celebrities eg jay z sold their soul in order to obtain riches and fame
April 18th, 2010 at 12:00 am
the only way anyones gonna know if god or satan is real is through death
April 19th, 2010 at 8:54 am
with great power comes great responsiblity
April 26th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
i want to sell my soul, but this is so weird to think that he will show up im kinda scred lol,
but anyways im gunna do it and if i become famous and have power & money then fuck u all hahaha .x
April 26th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
-in the bible it says all ppl must confess there is a God soo well see how far not believing n him will get you !
April 28th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
i really want to be famous at acting i mean like michael jackson acting i want a sum of 980 million dollars i want to have extreme power and a very atrractive mate i mean beyonce sexy but dis guys stuff dont work
May 4th, 2010 at 2:59 am
wow uber nerd much or wait let me guess your one of those auzzy that act like a gangster on the internet right hahahahaha the whole time i was reading your comment i was laughing
i almost pissed my pants but don't quit your day job cause not everyone finds stupidity funny
or amusing grow up get a life and learn how to spell yes i know this is the internet and you can use abbreviation but come on that's like down grading the American language before you even say i have life this boredom so peace
May 5th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
people wouldnt have to sell their souls if God would be on time like he say he would ive been going thur all my life & yet has GOD tried to come & help his child as he call us
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 am
Love and money
May 23rd, 2010 at 6:07 pm
i born muslim and i got muslim name mohamed i ask god 4 every thing he dont help me i dont belive god now i wana sell my soul to the dvil.
May 26th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I would sell my soul to be able to get my balance back. And I would also get all I could get.
May 28th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
i wold maybe sell my soul for magic powers and expaned life span.
May 31st, 2010 at 4:20 pm
do you really think its worth doing seriosly eternety of pain suffering and fear
for a measley 50-60 years of fame
grow up
June 6th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Who believes in this crap?!?!?! It absolutely disgusts me what people will do to have some sense of security in their lives. Oh and about the athiest thing, I'm an athiest, I don't believe in souls. We die, we rot in the ground, end of story. So please take religion out of your ears and listen to the truth for once, you might actually like it.
June 6th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
can you help me to sell my soul
June 8th, 2010 at 2:51 am
If there where a God way dont he give as what we need the most !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saten will give my power and many ride now god dont wary what hapens to US
June 8th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
i will sell my soul for £200million pounds and he can take it once i turn 50 he knows who i am
June 12th, 2010 at 7:43 am
i am willing to sell my soul for 10 million dollars. i am serious about it.
June 12th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
i sold my soul for fame
June 13th, 2010 at 10:18 am
Marge any idea on how i can grab a copy of his book? tried google-ing but to no avail=/
June 13th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
SELL YOUR SOUL FOR A DICTIONARY.LEARN TO SPELL FIRST. HUGS AND KISSES
June 18th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
i need all the goods of life
June 19th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
i want my kids to have da best and i want to be able to provide as much as i can to the less priviledge and have all i ever wanted
June 22nd, 2010 at 3:37 pm
What you are perpetrating is the frustrated, venting atheist, who cannot sufficiently counter questions of his belief, so he throws his hands in the air, makes a vulgar Brave-heart speech, and expects everyone to listen to your fail logic.
I already sold my soul and everything with me turned out fine, and no it wasn't a 'coincidence' as you dumb fucks like to put it, it's called facts and reality.
June 23rd, 2010 at 1:35 pm
The devil (satan) does not exist. You might be waisting a lot of your time waiting for satan to appear so you can sell your soul. Furthermore your soul is the energy within your body (electrical energy). When you die that energy leaves your body and returns to its origin. So basically your soul cant be sold. Just remember, if something don't make sence and seems crasy or improbable, it probably is. Unbelievable how stupid millions of people are.
June 25th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
i want the money cars and the clothes the hoes i suppose
June 29th, 2010 at 3:32 am
i was raised to go church since young as i go to a church kindergaten school and my friends also bring me to church but so far, God has never helped me once in my life and i don't believe in His power anymore. I mean, i think he exist but he's not like all godly and all. -.- i WOULD actually trade me soul for money and fame actually.
June 29th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
i looked it up so i make sure the illumnati dont trick me into doing it
June 30th, 2010 at 3:52 am
if god is good and the devil bad how in the fuck he get all the power he has no body really give a shit about either you are good or bad why becouse people are just pupets of for looks.we do not make a fucking difference no one is more special than a leave you are there today and the other day you are only remenber for the shit you did for many people you will be good becouse they be hipocrit but the true you will be remenber for your bad
June 30th, 2010 at 3:54 am
why you people are afraid of the true or is just another lay to people
July 9th, 2010 at 2:46 am
PEOPLE!!! THE DEVIL OFFERS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE LORD ABOVE!!! INSTEAD OF ETERNAL TORTURE IN EXCHANGE FOR A FEW FUN YEARS ON EARTH… HOW ABOUT AN AMAZING LIFE AND ETERNAL LOVE AND CARE AND HAPPINESS!!!
July 9th, 2010 at 2:49 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE BETTER OFF LIVNING A FULL LOVING LIFE AND THEN HAVING ETERNAL LOVE AND CARE THEN SOME GOOD YEARS AND ETERNAL TORTURE… WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER???
July 10th, 2010 at 4:17 am
How ?!!??!
July 13th, 2010 at 5:06 am
With power you will get the money and revenge
July 13th, 2010 at 5:20 am
You know what God get thanked for everything, if you think about it. When all is good what do people say “oh thank you God or Jesus .” Rite annnnnnd for say if someone was working and he or she gets SHOT and died everyone come on everybody what would you say ” oh God WHY.,GOD O WHY GOD HELP ME PLEASE ” God uh so your a killer . U take and give life? You run this shit uh? Rite
July 17th, 2010 at 4:15 am
Iwant to sell ma soul to +he devil we need +o +alk first.
July 17th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
i want to sell my soul for money or power i dont care if i have to burn in hell for eternity i rather take my chances my girl dont show me love
July 27th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Make me rich and famour
July 27th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I want satan to make rich and famour.
July 28th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
i will love to go to hell i am doing this shit one day but i need some time to thank……………..fuck yes bitch see you in hell