You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?
You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.
Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.
“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.
“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”
Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:
- SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.
- DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.
- GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”
- REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?
Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”
But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”
This is serious. I want to sell my soul for wealth, immortality, and beauty along with love and a happy eternal life. To see the world and all that it holds…it's waiting to be seen. The world is waiting for me. I am not afraid of death nor am I afraid to live forever while others around me die for I will be alone. If you can help me, please contact me at azure.racine@gmail.com.
l want to sell my soul to the devil to be rich and famous
okay thanks but for how long
I can see that this is not true, am out of this shit and i cnt decieve ma self again.
I can see that selling of a soul to satan or devil is not true, am out of this shit and i cnt decieve ma self again.
please i want to sell my soul for fortune and fame but i just dont know how to do it please i need help in order to do that please help me
really ?
email ?
yea i want fortune and fame too
try sucking cocks in the subway…many rich and famous started that way! This should work for you too!!
become president
I just want a lot of money and bitches!!
I want to sell my soul for love and for a little bit of faith.
i would sell my soul to lucifer or anyone who wanted it if the price was right. let me know if ur interesed
Im interested
i want to b rich
riches and wealth is all i need.
i raped a few hundred people, would selling my soul to satan set me free????? or should i just rape the warden and eat his eyes out of his infected anus with a side of toasted blue cheese and walnut dressing?
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I would never sell my soul like all these blinded fools.
I would sell my soul to help my country KUWAIT move on a more secular path, i do not need money. I have money.
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I will sell my soul to get rid of the devil aha
God might tyk time to answer,u mst wait God will answer…(U ask for a car God can help u not to get knocked down by a can)
Take care of ur souls people,bcause u might not get it back…
i need money.and power.
I don't have one, but I'll gladly sell the souls of all the righteous twits who decided to comment as if this article was real.
Am fed up with this poor life, i want sell my soul in exchange of huge money.please please help me.my phone no.+254 0713858021
Ill sell my soul for the love of my life to be mine forever
id ask for world peace in exchange for my soul..
Is there a phone number i can call for this?
Hahaha muda 4rkers are crazy man,tell satan he can kiss my ass.
SATAN WILL BOW DOWN TO THE LORD . FOR HE IS JUST A JEALOUS FALLEN ANGEL .
How exactly do I do it?? I need help everybody telling different stories