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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,770 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Tink abt it buddy , u cant live 4ever but life in hel is 4ever says:

    Tink abt it buddy,u cant live 4ever bt life in hel is 4ever.

  2. andrew depass says:

    when times are rough do what you have to do i hate satan but we do what we must

  3. Stephone daracus clement says:

    I wanna sell my soul for money tired of being broke so if the underworld is real contact me at clement.stephone@yahoo.com

  4. laurelz says:

    you are all fools!! trading your soul is serious buisness, u will burn in hell for eternity! turn to jesus he is the only one whom can help you, if not give you all this material things, he can give u a new heart. I am not perfect and i sin everyday but i will never even think about doing such a thing! we are foolish wanting more than we deserve. i love music but i dont look up to famous musicians as idols like in the past because they are all fool of crap & sell their souls. Mercy! may Jesus forgive us all!!!!! save your souls. Open your eyes to the truth! You are still loved even without all this damn riches!!!

  5. Anthony says:

    I want to live and Be filthy rich for all eternity, with more power than any star there is.

  6. Anthony says:

    Why doesnt satan appear to me, to make a deal. This is what I really want to do. I want those that thought id never be nothing to envy all I possess.

  7. Jenga says:

    i would sell my soul for 100-300 miljon.

    • God says:

      your choice, 100-300 million years of awesomeness and then be in pain forever or an eternity of awesomeness after you die

  8. Ant says:

    email this if you really know how to suboice23@aim.com

  9. Damon says:

    If Satan does not appear to make a deal with you, your life is pretty useless to him. That means you have nothing to offer him. He has your soul already. What the devil want he already have, and had a lifetime to obtain it. He will only fuck up your life further to proof his point to God which God finds very entertaining!! …. well thinking about it that way… you are screwed both ways.

  10. roots dash says:

    Yep.. Ppl I want to sell my soul. I need power money.. I’m so tired fuck this life.. All seeing eye..

  11. nathalie says:

    think about god and he will give u happiness hell is real satan will give u anything u desire ! Anything but u will burn in hell , God is the savior and we should all love him praise the lord, jesus will give u what u need but u have to have faith , love the lord he wakes u up everyday Jesus love u no matter what just please believe in him he loves u if times get tuff its okay jesus will help u he loves everybody please dont hurt his feelings , he will be there for u evan when u feel like nobody is

  12. Vocal Sorcerer says:

    I Believe Satan and God are one in the same. Anyone who will not worship will suffer. According to the Christian bible, sin causes sickness, pain, sorrow and misery. It also claims Jesus Christ's blood washes away all your sin. If that were true, all your sickness and pain would be washed away also, But as anyone who has accepted Christ, should know, that just isn't the case. His blood is not all powerful. Vocal Sorcerer Out !

    • Lexi slim shady says:

      God sent his only son to die for our sins. Yes sin did cause pain, suffering, and sickness in this life. John 3:16 says For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son whosoever believeth in Him shall NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE. God did not say after you believe your pain will just disappear he simply sent his son to die for us without him we will spend eternity in hell. Pain and suffering will be gone in heaven when we are perfect people.

    • Vocal sorcerer says:

      IF I SAID HELL ACTUALLY EXISTS, or told someone hell actually exists, I WOULD BE A LIAR, Cause I've never seen that place actually exists. LIARS, according to the bible are all going to hell !

  13. I want to sale my soul to the devil, Am tired of this kind of life am living in my country Nigeria ,so if it is a real as said contact me on this mail address Jacksonkelechi@yahoo.com

  14. mr yd says:

    All seeing eye

  15. mr yd says:

    So sick of being broke

  16. Everyone always doubts me well I tried being the good one but I keep on being rejected so fuck it if it means makeing a deal with satan than so let it be, but even satan himself I don’t think he can make me a deal for what I want, I want power, wisdom and riches, I call it bad decision good intensions I’m not desparate I’m just fucking tiered of being treated like shit and being undermined If this is true that satan can give me what I want I will in return offer him that I will help him collect souls if he gives me what I want.

  17. Bright says:

    Iwanna sell my soul for be a hero in raping music

    • Mike Z says:

      your probably black and all you niggers all have dreams. The last nigger that had a dream got shot lmao.

  18. remigious says:

    i want to sell my soul to the davil so that i will make monry

  19. vero says:

    I want to still sell my soul for money for real contact me at

    caverdunbar@yahoo.com

  20. sir johnson says:

    Anyone who is in kenya or uganda i can help them join a fraternity instead of selling souls…Am a freemason just contact me on +254714558975…or at amatomsanii.com@gmail.com

  21. gary says:

    i want sell my soul and live 4ever and not burn in hell want to be the devil bountyhunter as ghost rider

  22. charlie says:

    i want to sell my soul for the money and power and etc. but remember i can also be the devils best freind

  23. heartless says:

    if i were to sell my soul i wuld want all the respect and love of everyone. i feel so lonely, so unrecognized. people say they love and care about me, but why am i never heard. they only listen when i get angry or want to kill myself. people r pathetic, so i want the love and respect of all of them and everyone else so will always be herd. yes, if i was to make that pact this is what i wuld want.

  24. Bennie says:

    Wat if u ask for immortality

  25. ineedher says:

    My fiance left me. I want her back and im willing to do anything for her to come back to me. She is the love of my life. Can anyone help me? Contact me

    Chiletoes73@gmail.com

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