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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,625 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. heaven's demon says:

    hmmm…been to hell and back…the devil was my mentor…i harvested souls for him….till God changed ma heart….pls people sell not ur souls….the devil doesn’t stand a chance against God….come to Jesus the redeemer of souls…he’ll give all u need not all uneccessary thingz that u pursue…

    • Kayla says:

      what you just said hit me hard , i mean i fell to the ground & cried.
      ive been thinking of giving my soul multiple times now ,
      i dont know what to do.

    • kkk says:

      this dude is right……fuckk all the rich azz ppl fuk em nd selling your soul is worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway remember god FORGIVES!!!! SO imma take the chance!!!

  2. Dark Stone says:

    How do i do it? I wanna sell my soul and ive tried different ways so how the hell do i do it?
    Help me

  3. angelique(germany) says:

    man he must be very depressed to collect souls i gues its his hobby since he cant afort a girlfriend tsk tsk

  4. leeroy says:

    love him

  5. frankie says:

    yall trippin the DEVIL cant buy your soul not even exchange it for $$$$$….god gave it to u hes the only one that can take it away!!!!!!!!!! if u try to summon the devil the only thing you'll get is get posses by many DEMONS flying around earth jus waiting for someone so stupid to do it! PLEASE USE YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mitchell Abbott says:

      That was the most contradicting statement I've ever read…
      You're asking someone to use their brain whilst suggesting a demon can possess a human entity and "God" created our "souls".
      Please, grow up.

  6. FRANKIE says:

    THE ONLY WAY FOR THAT TO WORK! IS THAT U NEED TO HAVE POWER OR INFLUENCE TO OTHER PPL NOT THAT BIG KINDA LIKE A PASTOR OR SOMEONE IMPORTANT THEN YOU SUMMON TO YOU KNOW WHO ND YOU MAY GET WHAT YOU ASKING FOR!! BECAUSE HERES THE DEAL THE DEVIL WONT HELP U JUST FOR YOUR SOUL HE CANT TAKE IT AWAY AFTER THE DEAL IS DONE! BELIEVE HE CANT!! ONLY GOD CAN!!!! SO HE WANTS TO USE YOU TO FISH OTHER SOULS FOR HIM! OTHERWISE IT WONT WORK KINDA LIKE ONE OF MANY RAPPERS NOWADAYS LIKE LIL WAYNE,JAY-Z,RICK ROSS ND MANY OTHERS SINGIN THEIR NON SENSE SATANIC ND DARK SONGS THEY INFLUENCE PPL TO DO BAD THAT WAY THE DEVIL CONTROLS THEM ND THEY DONT HAVE TO SELL THEIR SOULS CAUSE THEY ARE WALKING ON THE SAME PATH YOU ARE SO Y'ALL KNOW WHERE Y'ALL HEADED!! BUT THATS YOUR OPTION.

  7. Alex says:

    i want sell my soul! t7o7n7y@meta.ua

  8. dr zoidberg says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha satan can suck my balls

  9. techler branchedor says:

    am ready to sell my soul

  10. wesley dareus says:

    wesley mareus i like to sell my soul

  11. alejado orozco says:

    does it have to be a sertan time when u do the first one?

  12. Penelope says:

    You can’t sell something that doesn’t belong to you

    God gave you your soul and you can love him in return

    The way he loves you he died for you so you can live

    And he knows what your going though he has a plan

    He can give you everything and so much more then the devil can

    If he can give you anything that is? God bless who ever you are

    The Lord Jesus is with you the king of kings.

  13. bie says:

    i need help of faime

  14. moses says:

    why not wait for its (souls ) ascension from Dec21,2012. selling it is for momentary pleasure and eternal pressure. but do as you wish

  15. lungelo says:

    i want to sell my soul for 200 billion

    • frank says:

      frank is my name …am too desperate of money and wont to get money in my life. so i will sale my soul for billion over billion for 205 years………..

  16. camazots says:

    it seems to me you can’t the whole concept of religion left and right are not what you think you need light to see into darkness… Don’t let a mere fool make your mind for you with logistics I have more experiance with the cults to know don’t just read and believe you need to be reborn my coven and I will open your eyes and show you the world as it is

  17. john says:

    if its true then show me

  18. brandon says:

    I would love to be reborn to see through gods eyes amen.

  19. brandon says:

    I pray for y’all who can’t see past the darkness. He will show you the light you just have to believe my friends

  20. Sergio Inda says:

    I would be Ghost rider :) hahaha
    Fight the evil and satan himself in this curse of deals lol

  21. kennethmarion says:

    my name is kennethmarion im 15 I wana sell my soul for 300billion dallers and respect power and to get sex from any girl I want my email is kennethmarion14@yahoo.com

  22. emmanuel says:

    am i want it

  23. jamie says:

    If anyone has actually sold their soul to Satan, then I would love to hear of your experience as I'm considering it myself. Please send me details at jshannon1012@netzero.com I need more convincing information and proof from people who have actually done this and succeeded and you can remain anyonomous if you wish. Thanks for your help.

  24. sarah says:

    does this work?

  25. @Greek0pwner says:

    people are you really that stupid? Do you think this is going to work? NO FUCKING WAY…FUCK GOD, I prefer Satan, im not a christian, I am an atheist but still…it wont work

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