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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,765 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Karen says:

    Hi all! I am considering selling my soul to the devil. I just haven’t quite decided to yet. I’m also not sure exactly how. If anyone is willing to fully convince me that I should, and can also give me tips on the process, you are more than welcome to contact me karenp125@gmail.com Thanks

  2. nAOMI says:

    Ask your creator first what he thinks about you selling out the soul that he gave to you.

  3. Tiffany says:

    What? This is crazy, I would sell my soul.. so I like to think, I say I would.. but if I was in my room and the devil showed up, Id probly take back my offer? Well I dont believe now that I will actually rott in hell, but I also dont believe I will get everything I have ever dreamed for, because I dont believe in a Devil to buy my soul.. And how is it done? Like this isnt for real is it?

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  5. roseling says:

    i wanna go with devil i want money and name plz help me to find the devil i will give my soul plz i want do it because i’m tride for this life i know what i’m doing and god making me but he didnt give me anything so that why i need devil

  6. roseling says:

    i have nevery in my life i was just look for money now and i don’t have a family no friends i just fucking and take money with guys now no anymore i need devil baybe he can help me i gonna do it for devil so can give me everythings

  7. Mr. Smith says:

    What if I sold my soul for a garanteed place in heaven?

    • Mr.rapeface says:

      The look on Satan's face if you did that would be worth it.

    • JoaqyFraginal says:

      i wish thats available, but all you have to do is accept Christ as lord and saviour… leave no doubt, if you accept him, you will be sure to go to heaven…

  8. ruby says:

    is this all actually true? i am considering into trying this. tonight.

  9. roseling says:

    how i will call devil what i will do

    because i don’t know about devil

    any one there to help me

    and i cant go my room

    i need someone to be with me

    when i call devil

    so who can do it plz tel me

  10. Bayanda irvan nomkca says:

    I sell my soul

  11. samuel says:

    seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness and evry oder tins shall b added unto u.though d sorrow may last 4 d nite but joy comes in d mornin.wat does it profit a man who gain d whole word bt loses his soul

  12. jeremy says:

    I will sell my soul to satan for money and immortality.

    • osama says:

      "Every soul will taste death. And We test you with evil and with good as trial; and to Us you will be returned." (Holy Quran 21:35)

  13. Mauricio says:

    It Doesn’t Work, He Doesn’t Appear

  14. lucky says:

    love the enlightenment (leting us aware),God be good..

  15. Stylo says:

    Whoa it really works! I'm dating the girl of my dreams. I've finally found the humanly love which God refused to give me all this long.

    Satan = 1
    God = 0

  16. richard says:

    the hulk,you feel like it,but eternal pain is way too much for anyone,so shut up with selling your soul and be a better person!!!!

  17. BlackRose86 says:

    Who’s 2 say u will burn 4 eternity u will b dead anyway what would u feel when u are no longer in flesh

    • Osama says:

      He has said, 'Who will give life to the bones which have become ashes'. (Muhammad), tell him, 'He who gave them life in the first place will bring them back to life again. He has the best knowledge of all creatures '. (Holy Quran 36:78, 79)

  18. neb says:

    im broke cancer took everything i just money happyness and love

  19. farid says:

    i said it but he did't appear

  20. farid says:

    It Doesn't Work, He Doesn't Appear

  21. unthinkablethoughts says:

    why is it this way…..

  22. illuminated says:

    Actually ill briefly touch why your here. and u can ask questions on this post. ill reply. 1st off your all here to “sell” ur soul. even the “Christians” trying to convince u otherwise. They want to also. that’s why they are here too cuz they googled how to sell ur soul. it can be done. if that eases ur mind. U won’t figure out how to because it has to be written in your blood in an angelic language. Used by angels AND demons. yes you can interact with both sides ;) so u believe in a soul to “sell” it. then u believe in god and devil. 2nd you are meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend. but i will tell u also. God gave everything life. Dont deal with the devil. he HATES you. ill tell u why. lucifer(devil) picture gods first love. they were close. best friends. god gave him almost equal power. he was the most perfect. powerful. Beautiful creature to be ever created by god. and still is. but when god created the 1st humans (Adam and eve) we were not only created in gods image which tells u gods intentions and love for u but also he’s a god. u are not. technically Dont be ignorant and demand things or greedily ask to please yourself. all things were created for him and for his glory. PERIOD. there is just too much to say. ppl are ignorant and Dont read long posts. not by choice but by nature. everyone’s eyes are closed. Your playing a game with masters much older and much more intelligent than you. At least try to understand that..

    • A.Zombie says:

      Interesting post, illuminated.

      I'm assuming you're against the whole "selling your soul" idea, however, how did you end up here like the rest of us too?
      Just curious….

    • Tae says:

      Very informal , however I view God as perfect an don’t not believe satan to have so much as to go against God but have been allowed by God for the path of perfection for all

  23. Magog says:

    You’re not selling yours, shut up! You don’t lose or gain anything when sombody sells theirs. When are gonna start minding your own business.

  24. Chicken nuggets says:

    I WAS RIDING SHOT GUY WITH MY HAIR UNDONE

  25. King-Kong says:

    Growing up I have always dreamed of having a lot of riches this earth has to offer but as it turned out,life hasn’t been fair or smiling back at me..Growing up,I was a person who believed in God as I was told that “through christ everything is possible” and “ask and you shall receive”..No that I’m complaining with what I have now but I have dreams and I want so much more in life and Sometimes I feel like this God has favorite people and I am tired of asking and praying everyday…Its time I change and see what the devil has to offer,Please anyone no fun and games..#can you really sell your soul for riches? How do you do it and how it works?

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