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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,662 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. robert says:

    We are stuck in this life as we are. there is no easy way out. and this does not work at all. I tryed it every nite for the last two years and all i got was spoked to the point where i thought i was seeing things. when i could have just took some shroom tea and a joint and got the same thing. (ie ) never no more. !!!!!!

  2. foncha f. thomas says:

    please contact me at fonchafonchathomas@yahoo.com and give me information’s on how to sell my soul and make money

  3. Alinan ngambi says:

    iam selling my soul for fortune and fame i am a lucifar helper and siner

  4. Timothy says:

    I never tried to and dont think i will succed but i reallt do wana be rich and powerful bt i dont wana try this shit out and then it doesnt work

  5. Emmanuel says:

    God loves you y don’t people want to accept his love

  6. Unknown says:

    It worked

  7. Jay says:

    Accept God? Why? God treats people like shit. Have you ever noticed how in the bible God just kills off like hundreds of thousands of people? How every one fears the wrath of God? Now, next time you read the bible, count how many people the Devil kills. I will just tell you…it is 10. And technically that was kinda God's fault too, but I won't go into that. So now then, knowing all this, aren't we told that the Devil will manipulate us to no ends? So, how do we know God is not in fact…the Devil? Seriously. What if the Devil has manipulted millions into following him, and painted God as the Devil. Just food for thought, not trying to piss anyone off (I swear!)

  8. Gilly says:

    I have my soul to sell to satan. May someone who’ve made it with him introduce me.It will be of great help to me.

  9. Adalberto says:

    I wanna know how to sell my soul if anyone legitamately can tell me how to email me at alfie_89@live.com or Fb me.

  10. Dustin Collins says:

    I want to sell my soul but I don’t know how to ,someone email me and let me know how, I’m ready @ dustincollinz@yahoo.com

  11. kimkima says:

    i want to sell my soul to satan.help

  12. brown says:

    this makes me great and it will work for me

  13. todooe says:

    i wanna sell my soul to the devil but i need help steps on how to do it email me at forevercash@gmail.com

  14. Marko Cikaric says:

    Hey guys! I am Marko i came here by accident but i have to be honest with yall. I am Gods Child, it makes me sick looking at these comments foreal. Selling ur soul to devil? SMH THATS BULLSHIT!! STRAIGHT BULLSHIT YA HEARD? stupid fucks… u sell ur soul because of money and fame? this shit is stupid…if u want money go work ur ass off and u will have money..if u wanna have fame go play sports or something and u will get famous stupid fucks.>>>> LORD IS THE ONLY WAY! BETTER ACCEPT GOD WHILE U CAN BECAUSE LORD STILL LOVES U! IN JESUS NAME AMEN!

  15. Eugene Crap says:

    U might begin with the FLYING DUCTHMEN..!!

  16. Adrian says:

    u should try making ur weakness ur strength instead of selling ur soul?

  17. anthony says:

    Got nuthing to loose no more sick people hurting me inside shitting all over nuthing goin get in way ever know I’m all ready suffering its nuthing to me I mc need erge so I kill it wealth power glory deal a deal I no where I go hell I’m going there anyways I don’t give a fuck need help how make deal I’ve got 3 split diffrerent personailty will serve you well your god to me have no emotions so caint get hurt no more want feel in my zone 07789256545 how to do it make deal ring me to tell me how make deal I’m on it 666 for life want it all fuck it ring me satan sumon you to quailty soul if price is right

  18. god says:

    i poo in my pants :$

  19. jae says:

    Satan, I am open and willing to sell my quality soul to you if the price is right (fame/fortune). Does someone know how I can truly do this? If so email me please I am very serious (religious ppl please don’t bother, I’ll just junk your messages):

    jae_666@mail.com

    • someone says:

      yes i know how to do this ,,but im not telling you how….but if you do figure out how to do this ,,,have a understanding what will happen to you in hell … your eyes pulled to the back of your head ..sharp objects shoved in your backside ,,and keep it there forever and hung up like a pinata and beatin constantly by five demons..you will be in pain to the point of insanity…satan wont let you go insane …because you wont know whats going on ..he will keep you a step beneath insane , so you can feel the pain…..so if you decide to sell your soul…have fun in hell ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you want to sell your soul to be famous….,,,,king nothing

  20. Eddie says:

    So I’ve been praying for a long time and God never replied to me. I need to know how I can sell my soul without doing that ritual shit. I heard I can do it by a letter? Help?

    • Mr.G says:

      Summoning a Demon is necessary, The letter has to be in blood and signed in Blood!

      And Satan (Lucifer/Devil) himself never comes Unless ur soul is too precious for bidding. He always sends his demon minions. So be smart & cut the deal well.

      PS: I'm not supposed to say this but a contract can be broken. The fine print is never visible to the human eye. But you will lose far more than you have gained in the contract just to break free. I'm sorry I can't say how to break it, I've said too much already.
      Do Not Be Surprised If you may suddenly find something strange or meet someone online who may have a chat with you about things. Cuz U have read what I have to say.
      Also Do not Contact me back. I'll Do so if necessary.
      GOOD Bye & Good LUCK!

  21. noura says:

    this is fake

  22. someone to help me sell my soul to the deviel.just write to me via my email iluvgladys@gmail.com.thank you

  23. Jorge Macias says:

    I want to sell my soul because I want to be famous, someone put a video of yourself or reply to me! South Texas!

  24. Seven says:

    Wow you guys really don't know how to get blessed from the Most High do you? All of ya'll up here crying to Satan for a better life. PLEASE Satan cannot give you a greater life like the Most High can. And Trust me, Satan doesn't do life extensions. That's stupid for him because he would have to wait longer for you to die. You people need to understand something called "Seed time, Harvest Time" You reap what you sow or what goes around comes around." Jesus taught this in the book of Matthew dude. You can get what you want by following this simple spiritual law without Satan. Whether you do it rightously or unrightiously.. every action you do will come back around you. And that will also happen if you sell your soul and do a lot of wicked things. Wickedness will come around as greater wickedness and you will begin to understand that you sold your soul for nothing. You're going to be annoyed by hearing demonic voices in your head 24/7 and the only way to escape that is taking some Nyquil. It's a life at first happy but you will still live in darkness. Trust lol selling your soul to Satan is not the spiritual business at all.

  25. dominic says:

    though shall repent or ye will fall short of Gods glory

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