You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?
You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.
Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.
“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.
“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”
Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:
- SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.
- DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.
- GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”
- REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?
Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”
But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”
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Doin’ 90 in a 65
Windows rolled down screamin’ “Ah!”
Hey-ey-ey, I’m so paid
Number one hustler gettin’ money
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Doin’ 90 in a 65
Windows rolled down screamin’ “Ah!”
Hey-ey-ey, I’m so paid
Number one hustler gettin’ money
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Doin’ 90 in a 65
Windows rolled down screamin’ “Ah!”
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For one thing if you sell your soul to the devil that is just plain stupid why would you want to go with the adversiary when their is a saviour that is willing to save you from your sins if you are intrested check out john 3:16.
It’s your soul do with it as you will. Who wants to suffer while there alive and ball out in the after life. Some people commit suicide because they can’t cope with life. Suicide = burning in hell, if I lie I’m going to hell, cheat, steal, get laid out of wedlock I’m goimg to hell. Nobody can live up to the bibles expectations. Red or green pill it’s your soul you choose. Only an elect few are going to be saved from Satan’s wrath anyway. May as well joim him now. The Jesus may claim to save your soul but he picks and chooses who he wants to show favor to. Maybe I’m just bitter….
This is honestly sad and pathetic. Why would you sell your soul to Satan? It says it demands you a good life in this article, but remember there is an afterlife too. Would you want to suffer there? I would rather suffer in real life and have a happy afterlife in Heaven with God, where there will be no more wrong. Can't you be patient for the good life? We're all going to die one day. Be with God and stop reading stupid, false articles like these and believing them with your gullibility. God will not be proud. This is the kind of things the Devil would want, don't make deals with him. Why would you make a deal to have a happy life, and then have to deal with torture in the afterlife where it's burning in the pits of hell and you have horns? Wouldn't you rather be with God?
l want to sale my soul for me to be very very rich and also have power so pls tell me how to do that ………….
do you know that your making a very big mistake the lord already has a great plan waiting for you..its better than selling your soil to the devil just go to psalm 93
I noticed a lot of god fearing people in here cannot write correct grammar or spell for that matter. You can tell me how god will save me all you want but if you found god before school could teach you anything then why would I want that? I'm actually responsible, id rather keep on discovering things to help humanity and further the cause of a better future, you know what happened last time we put our whole perspective on practicing religion and making every heathen be coerced into it? Mid evil ages happened. And holy wars to justify. Taking pillaging raping etc all under the holy name and your father Jesus Christ you sick pathetic cowards hiding behind false principles aka religion to do the most immoral things to people. Personally I like insulting you cult fucks. You know what trumps gods power? The fucking sun the sun god worshippers
had it right the whole time.
hi medieval is the word you were looking for, you're blaming god for "making" people go and kill in his name. He gave humans free will and stepped out of the picture to see how far our faith goes. He didn't say " go and kill other to spread the word of Christianity" people just did it in an ill advised pursuit to teach the ways that they were raised with. i used to doubt there being a god until i was 15 one day something inside me clicked not from reading the bible or going to church, but from me actually speaking to to being of all beings and i felt him listening and i was contempt with the fact that he had heard me pray. i wasn't expecting him to speak back to me because i already knew he was there when i spoke my first few words. it seems most Atheists have the same stereotypes about Christians.
So, humans have agreed to spend
eternity in Hell when they die in
exchange for earthly pleasures while
they’re alive. terrible!!
humans have agreed to spend
eternity in Hell when they die in
exchange for earthly pleasures while
they’re alive.
its not working :/
One word for these IDIOTS. Why concern yourself to selling your soul when the key is you. If you want something so desperately in life, what is needed is your will because will is god. Devil is right now on the verge of losing his kingdom. Stop and repent or I shall cast your soul into the void. So if you are repenting for what you have done; I can undo the deal. So ask for his forgiveness and contact me or else I m coming for u all. Contact me at my mail soman_kakoty2007@rediffmail.com
“I m not from any religion but every religion is mine.” For those who donot believe me i shall see you at the void.
Look you can pray to God forever and never get what you want or need and this says that if you sell your soul to the devil you could still be waiting indefinitely for the things you sold your soul for so tell me what's the point? Where's the benefit. You can pray to God and never have your prayers answered or you can sell your soul to the devil and wait forever for his blessings. Please tell me where's the benefit. Sounds like both the Devil and God will screw you.
SALE MY SOUL TO DEVIL IN EXCHANG OF MONEY AND POWER
Iwant to kill all pepeole likes god. so plz help me iwant join illuminati help me
sell your soul sell your fuckin soul u pussy bitch 666 masons new world order satan i summon you i have a quality soul to sell if the price is right i want money power and to be a rapper illuminati bitch
How long it take
if it works for u let me know
fuck satan
this shit fake it all made up fucc illuminati they soft as fuck and fuck the music industry
i dont no wot thay can do ???
I would like to kill peaples so that i’ll get money and my god of god lucifer he will give me a power to kill 99 boys or girls to get the blood *$*=36663,nxet to your hell
This agreement thing with the dark side is the single worst thing one can do because they consider it forever. we come back many times, yes reincarnation, the hindus and budists got in much more correct than the christians. But the christians and muslims are much more interested in controlling you than in helping you. I do deep trance medium channeling work and I have dealt with many demons and the spirits that have been tormented by them, but based on the intellect of the other responders, it is appearent that my words will probably fall on deaf ears. No one stops to think that God made the very angels that were fallen. So did God make a mistake, or is the fact that all this exists actually part of the overall plan; to see if we are really stupid enough to not think for ourselves and to fall for lies, deceit and torment. For those of you who already know everything about everything, then that means you cannot learn anything new. And blessings at this point are all I can offer you. My best to all of you. If you can find something in this message that rings a bell, then it will have been well worth writing. But we all have "free will" and we can all have all the rope we want. What we do with that rope will be the measure of our character.
If I could have power of the world, £100 000 000 000, beauty, the purest cocaine, no possible chance of overdose, more power and live for 300 years, then be guarenteed to live my sold soul out on this world as a demon (not burning in hell), able to try and get souls for my god Lucifer at the lowest price I could. Yeah I'd sell my soul. And if Lucifer wants my soul that bad he would have to grant me the above. It would never happen, use your f****ing brains you donkeys. God and the Devil do not exist. But if I had that that offer, I would take it for my soul any day, nothing less thoug. However, if God turned up and started offering me something, I would accept it over anything. Not real though people. It's possible we were created by another being in the universe, just like one day we will be able to create man in our image. But what will we do with souls, that is where it turns bollockss. No souls on this planet, just life.
Geez. Calling the Evil Lord to your room like that doesn't work.
You have to play Christian rock music backwards, eat deep-fried Twinkies and miss church at least twice.
I greet you all in the name of Almighty God through His beloved son Jesus Christ my Lord. I’m not pamparing you to turn to Christ Jesus ok.Hell is real so becareful.now listen;
do you know you were once a dust and you’ve been spare of someone’s breath? that breath let you became a living soul, so you go on ungratefully sell it,you think you’re saying it for authoring seek,becareful. history is reapating itself,satan want people to worship like Ahab’s time.baal worship.I don’t have enough hour.takecare and turn to God its not too late.forget lucifer,its trickink u that once you’ve sold your soul u can’t return.come Christ Jesus is welcoming you.but if you’ve heard this words and you still insist to sell your precious soul.stop and come back.God loves you.gymmic7@gmail.com
Hell is fake and the catholic church created it to subjugate a retarded populace your god is as dumb as the people who created it because it reflects the sad mental d illusions of a race of people that believed the earth was flat and the sun revolved around us. Please kill yourself
Satan is aware that its time is near.
there are vast of people who cannot sleep in the night, they find no-peace,they even felt to die but nil,they even want to turn to God but they are afraid.listen listen have you ever ask yourself ,why satan is demanding your soul but not your flesh??? yes our flesh is just a container,but the soul within keeps the flesh alive,so if you want your soul to be at happiest living place when you die= Christ Jesus .or if you want your soul to be in a pit of darkness,and hell fire=satan the ceo of 666.thankyou
Its your hell please burn in it
no souls for sale here m8 u mite take me life but u cant take my soul no u cant take my soul You might take my freedom,
But you can't take my soul!
You can't take my soul
I want to join this and How can I do that…
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You cannot sell your soul people. It belongs to the Father who created it. And He has the power not only to kill your body but your soul as well. You are all heading there w/o the blood of the Lamb. Freely He gives and freely you can receive. But, you overexxagerate your position if you believe you can sell your soul. If you are not child of Yahweh then legally you already belong to the devil.
God wouldn't kill you or your soul and if you've never heard the word of god you would go to purgatory learn your religion before you stupidly practice it you horrible douche
This article makes me laugh out loud. You people are ridiculous, satan is making you his bitch and you all are happily taking it on? Hahahaha, id love to see you all in hell.
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you will because God hates judgmental people
ur stupid ull see me in hell cuz ull be there to
thats is some shit