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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,664 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Stephen says:

    Ok i am honestly thinking about this and it is for a legit few reasons that i will keep to myself and i would like to know if anybody has really done this if so please email me and tell me what it was like and if anything that you requested became yours please email me at stephenstewart43@yahoo.com

  2. Aaron says:

    OKAY I legitly want to sell my soul, i alway dreamed of being a rapper, it’s my favotite type of music, and i like making lyrics. Theory is all famous artists sold there soul for a record deal, and apart of illiuminati.

    I wana know the legit way

    feeling what i say?

    sell my soul for a pay

    i want dis shit today :)

    lol

  3. AP Nathan says:

    Is there ACTUALY a way to Sell Your Soul to the Devil? I have heard about famous artists selling there soul for fame and there apart of illuminati, and i always wanted to be a rapper, im 14 and want to sell my soul for a record deal. I'm not saying i want to be a rapper now.. more like when im 20 or so haha, anyways… if there is an actual way to sell your soul for a record deal, email ap_nathan@hotmail.com. :)

    is there a legit Way?
    to sell my soul for a Pay
    are you feeling what i Say?
    more temptanting it is everyDay :)

    (Sorry for posting two times, the first one way from my ps3, and it was a fail. lol)

  4. dan says:

    join the darkside and become the master and sit with satan instead of suffering and rule

  5. Carl says:

    Those who read the Bible know very well that all humanity belongs to Satan, our sinful nature makes us people who are against God, but God demonstrates His own love toward us, in giving his only son (John 3:16) and must accept Jesus Christ as his savior to liberate themselves from the hands of satan.

    Those looking for a way to make a pact with the devil, it is very simple, not accept Jesus conmme your personal savior and do not read the Bible. The Bible is very clear about the fact that if a person is not with God is with satan and hell will not be a cakewalk, as many believe, for it is written that there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

    The choices we make on earth will pass into eternity, if you give your life to Christ, that's what I did, then I will live for all eternity with him, but if you give your life satan, I do not think you'll be able to return to Christ, so think twice before making the fatal act.

  6. J.Baranidharan says:

    is this real?if it's real means,how can i sell my soul to devil?

  7. Carter says:

    If this is true..u better run for ur life what is left if a man gains the whole world nd lose his soul…save ur soul! Don’t sell it to the devil…cos ur creator will judge u according to ur doings

  8. Gloria says:

    What a load,pls tell me not one of you actually believe this garbage do you? i mean really? c'mon!! who do you honestly know or have ever heard of that has lived for 300 years??????????????

  9. Jonathan says:

    Guys just to warn you once you sell your soul
    your gonna hear voices,screaming,
    feel empty always depress you would lose the ability to laugh or smile
    you become paranoid and worried everyday your dreams would be about snakes fire clowns and demons cross roads rainbows and scorpions so please guys dont do this he is tricking you
    cause once you do theres no refunds or going back but pray to god for forgiveness

  10. Satan says:

    What a crock of shit get real people wheres
    The living proff of someone that has sold there
    Soul to the nevil and got what they want

  11. Simo says:

    I find it hard to believe my eyes..am I actually reading how some people want to sell their souls to the devil? The life you have on earth is very short compared to the eternaty that you will spend in flames!

  12. pbee says:

    Dey sy seing is bliving,wt I cn sy

  13. Alexander says:

    I sold my soul. At least I believe I have. Does anyone know how long it takes until it "kicks in" or when he gives you what you want? Email me. juiceakamorphine@gmail.com

  14. nun says:

    Go To The Crossroads

  15. Despite that i came out from poor family, and i want to become one of the richest man in the holeworld, i decide to sell my soul, to gain too much money,me and my family. Moreover i want get dis money to the enxtence that people will know me all over the world. This my phone number 08175854872 from NIGERIAN.

  16. Liam Jones says:

    Cool story bro.. needs more dragons and shit.

  17. hakeem says:

    wateve

  18. jazmynn says:

    forr all who want to sell there soul..it is a good thing . just because you love the devil and want to make a deal with him dosent mean your wrong ..im 15 and im selling my soul.the best dat to do it is on the 11th day of a month..Everybody says the devil is bad and wrong all because this so called god. Someone asked me if i believed in god and i replied ” god came into my house once ..and i killed him” ..all i have to say is fuck god and i rolled like 300 blunts out of that bitch ass bible.

    • hello vera says:

      oooooooooooooooooh can you let me know when u do it please??? what will you ask for?

    • aaron says:

      you are making the wrong decision doing that becasue if you sell your soul to the devil you will burn in hell with the devil him self. also in the bible it says the devil is a liar and the father of it so before you start telling people is bad you need to rethink that. even though i don't know why you do this i know you need god in your life because when you do get god it will be better than serving a lying devil.

  19. NikkieLopez says:

    LMAO!!!!!!

  20. Ifeanyi says:

    Money

  21. FritzHanson says:

    i-love-this

  22. Joshua R munson says:

    The devil is a lie and the truth ain’t n him he was a murderer from the beginning for not holding to the truth when

    n he lie he speak n native tongue read your bible pray God n heaven is mercifully he really love u the devil well desert u first chance he get

  23. Josh says:

    Why sell your soul to the devil when you can pick up the 'Alien Sex for Beginners Handbook' and have a lot more fun, instructive videos http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2012/02/alien-se

  24. when you sell your soul to the devil you will not be abble to repent your damn sins and in that case it will be too late for you to inherit the kingdom of heaven, despite you will be Hell firewood just visit http://www.jesus-is-saviour.com to know the consequence of selling your soul to the Devil…

  25. repent your damn sins…the end is near

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