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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,661 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Russell says:

    I want to sell my soul to make my fantasy which came true but I lost it for about 2 weeks now which was having a serious relationship with an older woman. I am 18 yrs old and she was everything I had asked for since I was 6 yrs old. I even dreamed of being with her 3 months befour I really met her. I woke up that day and said to myself " Who the fuck is Danielle?" I was in our apt. doorway and she was a blur but I saw she had dark hair and had a flannel like coat on and her youngest daughter was right beside her. The fucked up part of it was was that I had already been with a girl at the time and dreamed of whom I met and always wanted 3 months befour I met and we got together. Help me sell my soul to have this woman back forever.. Even though I've been getting told she will come back very soon but I need to know and want her back asap.

    • henrietta says:

      dude that,s the devil him self i mean if you are seeing him in your dreams then let him take you coz the devil can come in female form to you know

  2. tracy says:

    is this truly for real desperate

  3. Delight chime says:

    I have try to sell my soul to devil but i am not getting way for that, i don’t think this is real.

  4. Seeham Marshall says:

    i want to sell my soul to become a rapper.

    Facebook: seeham marshall.

  5. i want to sell my soul to the illuminati music industry. i want to be famous rapper.

    Facebook: Seeham Marshall

  6. Fuck Satan says:

    Laa ilaaha illal lahaa muxamdar'r sulullaha

  7. HATER OF SATAN says:

    Just read quran and then you get power and money … this thing is shit fuck this

  8. Sami says:

    I want to sell my soul to satan for money and long life.

  9. Well una remenber wiating eriga talk,no mater how sun shine fowl nor fit lay koock egg,show me d way make boys they press phone

  10. sasd says:

    its weird how people tend to believe in satan and not believing in GOD !!

  11. DEATH OVER DISHONOR says:

    MAKING THIS DEAL SOUNDS SWEET NOT ONCE IN THE WORLD I EVER THOUGHT ID B RESEARCHING HOW TO MAKE A DEAL WITH DAT CAT IVE BEEN INN CHURCH ALL MY LIFE. DESPERATION LEADS TO DESPERATE MEASURES. JAH LIVES J.A.H LIVES IF HE THINK HE HAS AN OFFER FOR ME IT BETTER B MORE THAN WHAT I SEE LISTED. LIFE AINT SUPPOSED TO BE LAYED BACK GOTTA PUT IN WORK SUM HOW. SMOKE A BLUNT AND MEDITATE… ITS DEATH OVER DISHONOR J.A.H UNDERSTAND HE IS GOD

  12. Cuts says:

    i wnt to sell ma soul for money wealth women cars music fam. cntact me on jayswinq@gmail.com

  13. wealth says:

    guys how can i tell the devil that i want to sell my soul because ive been trying my best to contact him …. if any one have info about it contact me via email its nastykidndzalama@gmail.com

  14. Sana says:

    what the fuck is wrong with ya"ll selling ya"ll soul to devil really?????? belive in GOD and he will give u anything u want for FREE dont need to sell nothing,GOD BLESS YA" NEED IOT STUPID ASS PEOPLE THE DEVIL IS A LAIR AND HE WELL CHEAT U,GOD WONT

  15. Sana says:

    ya"ll all need God r.s. if u sell ur soul to the king of lairs ur a fool! god is here and u dont need to sell nothing, he love u for free,and if you pray to him he well give u all u need, a after life of love,hope and faith,and eternal life in the kingdom of heaven,no fire no burning,all u have to do is love him and follow him and he well show u what a good life is, happiness is a prayer away,GOD is real belive me i know first hand he is,he the one that lets us see another day and breath the air we do, and satan do not wangt u to belive in him because he know my god is a good god he well never let me down im alive because of him

  16. esebeterence says:

    I need money more than every thing on earth i want to sell my soul to baphomet i am ready for anything

  17. blaah says:

    woaaah? i thought this was stupid selling your soul but it seems interesting hahaha!

  18. devilownsm3 says:

    fuck this shit now that i have done this 100s of times every damn day i finally am gettin what i want but i feel like i have lost all interest in life and only have interest for what i wanted. i hear voices at night and see faces when i wake up. time to take a gun to my head and pull the trigger.

  19. Sana says:

    how can ya"ll dumb ass people sell your soul to the devil,when it is not your to sell,your soul belong to God….

  20. andrea says:

    Tell me something, why is it people are always bothered what other people do with their lives? If God wants your soul give him, if satan wants it give him, the choice is yours. Why do people feel god is better than satan? Christians forced their beliefs on you and it is always, if you aint do this, you going hell, if you aint do this , you'll burn, its always if you dont do this. If christianity is so great why coerced or instill fear just for one to follow them. The first cardinal sin of satanist is stupidity and believe me christians are full of that. I am surrounded by christians so they claim and the good things i do everyday for others willing they wont even think about doing it, so being or serving who u wish doesn't make you bad.

    • henrietta says:

      you are so right bro i mean God and satan both don,t give you wat you ask 4the some time you want it

  21. S.vijayakumar says:

    I want my loved one to back so i need devil power….

  22. John kirkhouse says:

    Look up the series called reaper it's about a guy named Sam that his parents sold his soul to the devil to make his father be living forever

  23. Hitler says:

    It wont do anything. satan wont show up.

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