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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,630 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Cross+fire says:

    If you think hell is a joke or a light issue – think again. Call out to Jesus Christ and ask Him to reveal Hell to you, and then sit back and see what he shows you about hell over the next few days – it is no place to take lightly and absolutely not worth exchange your precious soul for, for a few short years of earthly wealth and pleasure. A relationship with Jesus Christ is worth much much more than that – His love and care for you – you will not find anywhere else.

  2. lora says:

    actually all christians have sold their souls to the devil anyway they are worship jesus the son of zeus im sorry but there was never a j in ancient hebrew language the roman catholics removed the ancient name a long time ago you want the truth you need to dig it up why else would the wh-re of babylon also be known as the roman beast also if you do the calculations jesus adds up to 666

  3. Best Friend says:

    Why not just Love Him , Don't sell him anything Share Your Love Life And Spirit , The greatest gift he has to offer is Worth more than gold or fame , His company and attention is all I seek to gain <3 I Love My Sweet Angel We will be together again !

  4. devilz advocate says:

    can some one email me the contract for selling you soul (madjerkergallis@hotmail.com)

  5. Satan says:

    how do i do this? could i wish to live forever and never die? how many things can i have?

  6. korang daniel says:

    what are the steps of selling my soul

  7. Fallen Nostradamus IscarIot says:

    I wouldn’t sell my soul to recIeve power, money, love, or revenge. I would sell my soul to recIeve Satan’s In Its place.

  8. yjhku says:

    don't sell your souls saytan want's to do it but later he tricks you!!!!

  9. Qwerty says:

    Religion is a fucking joke wake up people…. All the people you have scripts on the bible are just drunken monks who hulucinated all that bullshit… People who believe in god Jesus and Satan are morons

  10. muhd ukay says:

    supid sell ? wat for wen heaven is a better place

  11. L C N says:

    majority of hell are those who did’nt sell their soul. so take advantage

  12. Quality says:

    I just might have sold me soul to him. i really dont know. i remember speaking to a tall muscular pitch black shadow. but i dont remember nothing we talked about. i just know my name was written in blood of mines. And i confirmed the deal. i Wanted to be a rapper the best rapper there ever was. I got videos im on tv and i have car, hoes, money and everything. im thinking about buying another bently. !!!! Seriously!!! Dont believe me go on youtube and check me out. type in "ugh wats hannin" and "splitarillos houston texas" and go on my facebook and check out some of my pictures. there professional. http://www.facebook.com/QWLAY
    Add me if you like. lol

  13. lemuel okpodu says:

    i love to get rich. Toomuch money

  14. Chasidy says:

    I'm trying to do this, but idk if it works, i really wanna do this !
    help .. ?

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  16. jay says:

    dere is no jesus no satan so………….. just do good doing stop listnig to drunk a@@ holesss……………

  17. devils servant says:

    lord lucifer come to me please i need u!!!!!!

  18. mythbuster says:

    idiots satan cant prolong your life, he may be able to grant you favours in exchange for you worshipping him but you can always change your mind

  19. rob says:

    I’m so depressed that I want to kill myself. But then I would go to hell right? So if I sell my soul ill go there anyways, I mean I want it to work, but how can I be sure it works. Can someone proove to me that it works? Please help me.

    Robbiestabile@AOL.com

    • smickergirl says:

      believe on the Lord Jesus Christ..repent of your sins and He will save you.read the Bible..start reading the Gospel of John…don't believe the devil's lies…you will go to hell if you don't believe and receive that Jesus died on the cross so we could have eternal life

    • Brody says:

      So tru Jesus is the only way to heaven

  20. rob says:

    I’m so depressed that I want to kill myself. But then I would go to hell right? So if I sell my soul ill go there anyways, I mean I want it to work, but how can I be sure it works. Can someone proove to me that it works? Please help me.

    Robbiestabile@AOL.com

  21. rob says:

    I’m so depressed that I want to kill myself. But then I would go to hell right? So if I sell my soul ill go there anyways, I mean I want it to work, but how can I be sure it works. Can someone proove to me that it works? Please help me.

    Robbiestabile@AOL.com

  22. keshia holder says:

    i wanna be rich

  23. the broken heart says:

    i would only sell my soul so taylor would die.

  24. mohamed says:

    do we can break a deal with lord satan.

  25. lauren oldwood says:

    O.M.F.G. i think i found that guy quality who sold his soul. http://youtu.be/HLIlFWxgOSY i think thats the video on youtube. but if you go to his facebook….its so fucking crazy….!!!!! i seen him yesterday at shapstown mall with like…..thugs and shit but they where FUCKING BALLING….O.M.G. ITS SO CRAZY.

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