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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,625 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. iamready says:

    PLZ EAZIER STEP , if i do anything wrong step, will the devil hurt me? i want to do it but my biggest hold-back is fear. CONTACT ME WITH ALL RESPECT : Maplestory55@hotmail.com

  2. Mitchell says:

    Dont do it. It is evil.

  3. Joel haywood says:

    i jus want to know how to sell my soul

  4. I sold my soul to Satan and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt.

  5. Jacksconfused says:

    Let's be honest, it's bull, you can't sell your soul. Doesn't matter how depserate you are to have something, believe me i want to save on of my mates :( but sadly this wouldn't help. Anybody who thinks otherwise inboxe me or summat jackkenethhawley@hotmail.com

  6. flashy-_-mj says:

    i tried that already saying satan i summon you -_- didnt work yo no bs someone contact me idgaf i wanna sell my soul if its real txt me 4848388544

  7. flashy-_-mj says:

    maybe the only way for anyone to sell there soul is to join the illuminati! O.o never tough of that

  8. Steve says:

    OMFG, everyone knows that if you want to make the deal with satan you have to summon him on a crossroads by burying yuor photo with particular herbs in there. If it was like that it would be too easy

  9. iamready says:

    Remember guy, if u sold ur soul , dont OPEN UR MOUTH

  10. Hell Broker says:

    First ask yourself whether your soul is really worth being bought by The Devil? His last purchase of soul for 30 silvers was a disaster. Since then he has stopped buying, now he robs them. He also accepts donations though.

  11. heaven leigh says:

    Souls are the only thing that actually matter. That’s where all your true emotions and feelings are; giving it up for materialistic objects is exactly what “Satan” wants. He wants yu to give up what’s most precious for things that will matter for only so long.

  12. Lex says:

    Realld need to sell ma soul,help me out….email me at romeochristopher@yahoo.com

  13. Steve says:

    Yo this didnt work I tryed to summon him but it never worked. Am I doing something wrong or what? Some one help me out. romanempire85@yahoo.com

    • Satan says:

      The common soul is already bound to hell. only the worthy will bring your nightmare. Stay away!!! You don't know what your asking..It's too late for some and all the begging in life will never change it. If you want something earn it .

    • avemmatik says:

      hey what u know about this all … tell us …we all want to know

    • Satan says:

      I know more about this than most High Priest will learn after all their devotion of a life time. I have seen, felt, and tasted evil. There is no return for the few that understand . What do want to know, and what will you give up for it?

    • Samar says:

      There is not just a soul to offer, there is possibility to do Devil's bidding here on Earth in exchange for health, money or women…

    • tracy says:

      forever please allow e a chance to contact you

    • Robin Hood says:

      you have to apply the element of faith. you have to believe and know that by your earthly authority you are expecting without disappointment from him

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  15. lee says:

    okay, to those whom you wanna sell your soul to the devil, you dont know the danger you're getting yourselves into. I tell you once you get into the system, you'll wanna turn back but it would be too late, the devil will haunt you for the rest of your lives and kill you. this is serious and im not jokin. only the LORD is powerfull and he can give peace within. go read the bible please…

    • timeizz$$ says:

      if thats true then y hasnt he answered any of my prayers?? i prayed every night n got no response soo i dnt really think god cares for me!!

    • Dan says:

      screw ur bible and screw ur god, they're both totally useless. take a look at how much crap is going on in the world at the moment and in history, if god was so damn powerful there would be no violence, there would be no poverty, there would be no need for greed as everyone would be plentiful. wake up and get your head out of the clouds, idiot.

  16. the choosen 1 says:

    WOW.. yall are really getting me pissed.. you want to sell your soul to the devil… hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah.. go to hell and burn, but as for me im staying with my lord and savior jesus christ, im going to serve him until the end of time…. im 11 and my lord god have provided me with food a family and people who loves me. i love god more than anyone in this world. the devil is a liar a chief and a murderer, he destroy, he didnt know that i am more than a conquerer… the devil will feel his lava on judgement day.. i already put my armor because this is a spiritual warfare.. the devil will loose because my god is powerful,all you need is just a little faith.. it says it in the bible dont walk by sight and walk by faith. just have faith in god and all your pain will go away.. jesus didnt come and look for fame or power BUT LOOK"WHAT A MAN WE KNOW.. he is powerful.. he is alpha and omega the BEGINING AND THE END!.

  17. Jewell/ BlackRose says:

    In my opion each and every soul has is value in gold to the lord cause he cares for us,
    But your soul is not worth its weight when rotting in hell when lucifer tortures it and twists your very heart into hate,disgust like his.

  18. hussain says:

    its all bullshit no satan cant buy shit…….. let him buy mine i am a muslim my soul is very pure if he wants it come now lets see u get my soul i will sell it with a good return but i know its all bull.
    my email heheh as if satan cant appear to me he needs my email???? anyway my email is hassan_daik2000@yahoo.com.
    here satan satan satan….come get my soul

  19. devil kid says:

    I sold my soul for everything i ever wished for and its good and pluse when i go hell it wont hurt me i wwished to be a devil and i am noe and i can give any1 there wishes

    • Manny says:

      How can i sell my soul for my desires.

    • Streetmoney says:

      how can i sell my soul for fame n fortune?

    • Tonio says:

      Let me kno how I can sell my soul to the devil for money , power , nd respect … My life is already fucked up so Why not sell my soul to the devil … I have Dis strange feelin dat I’m already goin to hell …somebody email me wit da steps I have to go thru …. Kashgetmoney@rocketmail.com

    • Dropping Jewels says:

      Please stranger, don't do it, sell your soul to Jesus Christ. Once you die and enter Satan's realm, all the benefits of the contract that you enjoyed during your Earthly llife will mean nothing to you when you're suffering for an eternity. Trust me man, I can see both side. Each of our everyday lives contain struggles between God and Satan, it's just that some inividual's struggles are greater.

    • I'am pretty sure Satan is lying. This entity is the prince of lies. Naive boy!

    • Austin says:

      so did you have a nice conversation with Satan? What did he look like?

  20. 'Meleng says:

    Has ever selling your soul in that way, ever worked 4 any1

  21. darkfoxannihilator says:

    I’ve tried looking up Dr. Rex touth, but unfortunately there is no info other than this post, made on other sites.

  22. kiara awayo says:

    some pp might tired of bullings, they might be tired of the way they treat them the way they tlk about dem..we are jus tired of be treated lyk one is dis world worst being treated like an animal..

  23. goady says:

    I have one immedeately available. Contact me

  24. Fmt says:

    Shaz did they answer coz am dyn to sell my soul

  25. jenelle says:

    does this really work cause i wana sell me soul for money & revenge?

    • fuckurgod says:

      anyone who has tried to sell their soul to the devil and it was successful, please email me at v2i2vek@yahoo.com. I have tried, but God has not listened to my prayers and my faith in him lessens.

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