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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,769 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. 3RDACDC says:

    Antichrist is 14, born 6/14, can see into the future, half black and white, plays the devils music, hates life, emo, has a devilish haircut, AND has seen the devil only 1ce

  2. leonard says:

    I want to sell my soul in the exchange for money.

  3. ampofo patrick says:

    is good to jon me and get money so that u be soo happy in your life…..?

  4. Baphomet says:

    Eat when u have the time and also because u only live once.
    If u gonna sell your soul sell it and get the best out of it

  5. Larry says:

    Why would you want to sell your soul for money, love, or anything else. Do people not realize that their soul is the being inside you? Selling it just makes you less of a person, therefore, not being in touch with who you really are.

    Think of it as an Artificially made Apple.

    your mind is what’s most powerful, and you can Shape your life to how you want it, but instead, people turn to the devil to have all this fame and fortune in this world, when it brings you absolutely nothing in the spiritual realm, but fear. Think about what you’re engaged in. wake the fuck up. its 2012.

    the world is not gonna end. the reason why this is the case is because it has something to do with evolution.. a new age perhaps, in which the “illuminati” are afraid of, because Humans have the power of the gods, but we’ve been manipulated by the reptillian race so greatly, we think magic, psycics, and supernatural are fake.

    i would like to elaborate more, but i have to go.

  6. luck says:

    i want to sale my sout for fame, billions of dollers and ling life with good health. If u know how call 205-706-3992

  7. Junior says:

    I luv devil

  8. Blessings mbuyisa says:

    Am failing to sell.pliz help me

    • king of kings says:

      maybe ur failing because god loves you enough to protect you even though you dont think u need it….pry to god to help u and ill do the same!

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  10. king of kings says:

    I hope and pray that none of u succed in selling ur soul to satan…because ur soul does belong to someone it belongs to u and if god is a jealous god then he would not have gave u free will..He would not have gave u a choice in the matter…God loves you and all he wants is to see if u will love him back…God does not offer money or any of these earthly things for ur love he offers u to live forever in peace and love!!

  11. king of kings says:

    god loves u all

  12. king of kings says:

    u say that u want to sell ur soul to a fallen angel that will trick u into ur soul buring for ever…satan wants something for ur love..UR SOUL! god just wants ur love and u will live in peace and love forever..I think that i would rather be poor,ugly,and whatever else u think u have to sale ur soul for and live with god in peace and love forever..then live for just a little while with money and what ever else u want here on earth for ur soul then burn in the lake of fire with this fallen angel in the end……Because even he knows he is destin to die, and he just wants to drag as many down with him….so god help u and let him into ur heart and see how ur life changes!!!

  13. Kev says:

    There's alot i can tell that will all make you realize god loves you no matter what the case may be
    But somethings cannot be revealed unless your dedicated to god
    im 14 and highly educated

  14. Pandian says:

    For what is a man propfited.If he shall gain the whole world and loose his own soul mat:16:26 …My peace I give unto you not as the world giveth John;14:27 I sold my soul to lord JESUUS CHRIST.little time sufferingin this earth But everlastingl happylife in Heaven.

  15. Pandian says:

    Our real life will start after death.This life is temprovary. In Heaven we will live in a glorious body.there is no tears sickness or death Satanand all evil powers willbe thrown in to Hell .So no evil in heaven .Beauiiful houses are there. Roads are made out of gold. Angels will come and serve us Pure river is there .canot explain by words But Hell is a punisment place. No water full of fire. .Where do you want spent your eternity?.Decied. Belive lord Jesus.togo heaven.

  16. Michael says:

    Heck it, I would.

  17. Buhle akon says:

    I am lucky to hv my soul back,I got it back he had ma soul but nt ma spirit.

  18. supersub says:

    it is easy for the hypocrites to say all this when they fgind themselves in a real comfortable lifestyle, but you look in the mirror and say honestly you have no faults.

  19. That guy says:

    At the moment im at the point that i dont give a damm anymore, ive lost everything i had and loved. I think ill sell it and spend my time in hell whit all of these famouse people like Snoop Dog, Charlie sheen, Shuck Norris, 2pac, Pablo Escobar, Tony Montana, Frank Sinatra . ect ect ect. i will light up a cigaret, drick Henessy and do cocain, then ill will get my self a "hot" mamacita to dance the penetrada whit.
    hahaha and if god is so great, hell make a deal whit the devil and kick my ass back to heaven.

    Peace Love and idk, have fun.

  20. Anthanique says:

    Simply put. I poured out my innocence my blood my tears, all in good faith and good honest compassion. I have gotten nothing but being raped abused and used since I came to this world. Not one year of my entire existence can I recall not having had to deal with a trauma that was no fault of my own. since before my birth my mother tried to kill me, I was brutally raped and sold as a child prostitute by the time I was 3 going on to 4 all my bones broken, kept in filth and fed on vomit. I spent the next year and 6 months in hospital only to be raped by my step father at six, it only carries on and at times get worse. In those times I prayed, never for myself but those who are suffering more than me. I am now grown, I can not say how many people I have helped without asking for anything in return, and I do not mean just the coins in my pocket, I literally poured my soul out in vast quantities. So here is the rub, I am by other people's standards a rare beauty, I have an amazing voice and I.Q above 170, and an even higher e.q. I write and dance, all the arts is second nature to me. Yet I have no means to use any of my talents. For the first time in my life I had a request. One man I love so much that I see no one else, I wont interfere in his choices and by any standard know that he is my perfect other half. It has been 6 years of praying, not for money or even comfort, don't stalk him either. All I want is one cup of coffee and a good conversation and take it from there, a good wholesome loving relationship. I had to watch while vile people with no conscience or care have what ever they want without making deals, or even praying. And yes they even got him…NOW I HAVE BEEN BEGGING GOD FOR YEARS FOR JUST A BIT OF PEACE and to be held loved and treasured by the man I choose. Not someone, someone else thinks I should have. I mean for crying out loud, when you go to the shop to buy lets say a certain type of chocolate because that is what you would like..And as you approach the counter the cashier tells you to take the half eaten bacon sandwich for the same price..Are you going to be happy with that? Point made. Neither God nor Satan has had any offers, or proven them self to exist…So truly I think it is all just bullshit

    • jake says:

      this sounds gay but that made me cry i now pray for you. having the child hood you had would scar anyone but you are still strong and you are one of the earths strongest person i think you should have anything you desire i will no longer take my life for granted

    • eric says:

      if what you say is true and im not saying its not. why dont you use your skills and write about it and help others out that have been though the same things as you. from reading what you wrote it seams like i know you. i havent had the greatist life ever but i have came to realize that no matter how bad things are going something always pops up and is better. hang in there kid! you will find your peace . most of the time it is right beside you and you dont even know about it.

    • bilal says:

      this whole comment of your made me cry and think so much i was wondering if u could email me sometime and talk to me about my cry life i could use help from a person like u who have expreniced many things in his life
      bilal.sarwar1993@gmail.com

    • Connor says:

      The past can only hurt you if you let it. I know the memories might be trying to get in like a razor can easily puncture skin. But what I say is if you want things to be good for you…. go for it and don't let anyone push you aside. Those people that caused you so much pain, they're bastards that will get what's coming to them in the end. Go for your dreams and the man you love regardless if God and Satan are real or not. Life is what you make of it and in your heart if you help out people unconditionally, it shows that you are an amazing person. Just stay strong… you've survived so much and you're still here so it can get better. Also, look up the law of attraction… it helped me out. I'm so sorry for what you went through. I have faith in you, get that life you want. The one thing you have to do is believe it will happen and it will (don't doubt it… push the belief to full throttle. That's the law of attraction).

  21. iamready says:

    PLZ SOMEONE HELP ME WITH SELLING SOUL? cant i sell my soul in a eazier way? if i see the devil i think i would die because of the fear . cant i sell my soul without talking or see the devil?

    • anonymous says:

      i had the same problem… you HAVE to talk with him. I have wrote everything in blood, but i am still building up the courage to summon him.

  22. LIBUSENG MOLATO says:

    ofcouse, wealths and riches of this get to end, bt if u give ur whole life unto GOD, really u got it all ETERNALLY.

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