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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,668 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Hanna says:

    This is the dumbest shit I've ever read….

  2. john michael says:

    i want to sell my soul what are the step my email is kingpwiz13@aol.com

  3. jerry.L says:

    that kid who says he's thirteen and sold his soul…..i think keeps reposting that same sh!t.
    he's a Jesus freak. I'm going to cast satan apon his ass.

  4. akwasi ofori says:

    pls someone should give me the process ( selling of soul) my email akwasiappiah27@yahoo.co.uk

  5. omar says:

    To be honest if you ask me if I want fame or power or money and I exchange with going to hell for eternity or just live a normal life and then don't go to hell for eternity I will choose normal life

  6. Oscar says:

    well, even if you dont sell your soul to the devil, does it guarentee safe passage to heaven ?

  7. jessica says:

    God is the way the truth and the light.. this "selling yourself to the devil" is not the way to go! Please stop what youre doing and think about it! so? the devil gives you anything you want while youre here on earth then makes you SUFFER for the rest of your life! why would you want that?? only God can bring you peace love and pure happiness! even if you have sold your soul to the devil its never too late to turn back! God loves YOU!

    • ARTURO says:

      GOD IS A MYTH…………..IF GOD REALLY EXISTED THAN HE WOULDNT LET ALL THE SICK KIDS AND GROWN UPS SUFFER WITH DEASES………….AND SEND US DESASTERS……………..AND ALL THAT SHIT THAT IS KILLING US………………BUT IF I DIE I SURELY DONT WANNA GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL ………I WANNA GO IN MY OWN WORLD WITH MY ALIENS…………..I THINK THEY ARE THE GODS OF ALL OF US……………….EMAIL BACK I WANNA HEAR YOUR ANSWER YOSOYCABRON1@YAHOO.COM

    • jehdyn says:

      My whole life is depressing, no one loves me and to all im a complete dissapointment, im poor and stupid and there is no way of me having a gpod life, do i wait till i die for supposed peace and happiness or do i soul my soul for money, love, and power… Imagin all the things i can get, all the people i can destroy, i can put this world in ruins for my happiness if i just sell my soul to satan…. :)

  8. sally says:

    i hate this thing i cant blive u sould ur soul u should go to hell and god made u with his power and made ur soul and u dont apreshiate what u got U SHOULD BE A SHAMED OFF UR SELFFFFF on the day of judjment ur gonna be in hell i dont wanna see it

  9. chavez says:

    haha this retard doesn't believe in god but he believes in the devil? the devil wouldn't exist without god you stupid fucks. #StupidAssWannaBeIntellectuals

  10. Kristian says:

    Fck everyone who says "don't sell your soul," or "you guys are so stupid to do this." You guys obviously don't know how hard it is for us people, who actually think of selling our souls. I love our Lord, yes, but my prayers have never been answered from him. If selling my soul will get my family out of the slums, then yes, I will. do it. 'Cause atleast they will have a nice life, and will go with our Lord. I might just sell my soul to the Devil tonight, but if I have a change of thought, then yes, I will not.

  11. brian says:

    sht i cant belive puting my life in gods hand when all he did was fuck up my life tha devil is my last hope

  12. God's Freak says:

    I am totally on God’s side. Satan is nothing when Jesus christ is around..get a life will ya..

    • Daisy says:

      Life is the way we treat it with our mind,if you think postive you get postive things n if you think negative you also get the same i dont understand why you complicate n complain be thankful for at least that soul you are selling you didnt put it there yourself n yet you claim ownership what if the owner takes it what will you sell your ass think.

  13. sally says:

    ppl who sold there soul r bloody stupid why suffer inthe afterlife cauze tht is the best time u u flipping sucker!!

  14. sally says:

    i can belive camroen sold his soul to the devil he should go to hell he deserves to go and god gave you a soul to live with and know things god made you with his power and you dont apreshiate what you got astagfirrullahul kairra you sould go deffenatly in hell and burn and god ia not a lie he knows evrything in the world he even knows what 475788465385+7875867588675878675867497594859= and now dont just work it out you should know the answer you bloody flipin people who want to sell there soul and already did now i heard of this im going to duaa now fo this horrabile thing i am not telling you what my duaa is.

  15. Kyle Vachon says:

    Has anyone considered the fact that neither may exist? We get the things we want or don't get the things we want because we don't try? I'd like to be in God…as an old quote says: "Do you believe in God?" The man replies, "Sometimes." We don't know what happens but we do know that energy cannot be created, nor destroyed.

  16. ARTURO says:

    YOU SHOULD OF ASKED NOT TO GO TO HELL AND HAVE ETERNAL LIFE ON EARTH BUT NOT COMMIT CRUEL THINGS…………..IF SATAN IS REALLY POWERFUL THAN HE SHOULD ACCEPT THAT KIND OF REQUEST………….I WOULD SELL MY SOUL BUT I DONT THINK SATAN WOULD GIVE ME WHAT I WANT………..IF HE HAS THAT MUCH POWER TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT THAN I WILL ACCEPT HIM AS MY LORD………………..AND I THINK I CAN SURPASS HIM…………
    EMAIL ME AT YOSOYCABRON1@YAHOO.COM

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  19. Wateva!!! says:

    dd dis wrk to any1 huh? -.-

  20. RYDER says:

    ight they lose in the end lucifer in the masons illuminati yes runs this things right now . .but they give a hell of a fight in what they believe in. some of us who love god want die for him. in hide there hands.. we don't have long god bless to all..end words KILLUMINATI

  21. i really really need money for my family nor,give money to my parents

  22. i really really need money for my family nor,give money to my parents

  23. storm says:

    Wow they really tell you how to make a deal with the devil? Insane, I hope that God can forgive you

  24. 3RDACDC says:

    The third antichrist is 14. He lives in the worst city on earth. Has a devilish haircut. Black. Game freak. Can tell the future. And doesnt care about life. Also emo XD

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