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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

  1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.
  2. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.
  3. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”
  4. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

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2,801 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. GodFTW says:

    God rocks. DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY TEMPORARY WEALTH. IM ONLY 12, IM NOT CHRISTIAN BUT I KNOW..Your soul is priceless…Do not sell it for so little…Wealth can also be earned by honesty and hard work. To all Satanists , its never to late to turn back and repent. Thank you for reading this comment.

  2. jazzie says:

    okay, theres alot, and i mean alot of people saying keep your soul. but really what uwe is your soul? its not making you any happier, anyways no one has evidence either of them exsist, i mean its more likly the devil exsists than god, i mean if god was real you'd think he'd get off his ass and stop murderers and rapists but nooo, so yeah i thing we should all just let the Devil corrupt us :D sorry for bad spellin im only 10 so on and so on and so forth and all the rest of tht shit,

  3. guest says:

    I've spent 37 years of my life praying to god, asing him to show himself to me just once. I was raped when I was 8 violently, as it happened, I prayed to god to make it stop, it didnt stop. Years and years of the same molestation. Always praying, never did hbe once stop the nightmare. My whole life has been a search for god. Just one moment,just one glimpse thqt he is there, but he is not, nor has he ever been. I won't sell my soul to the devil, I give it freely, because at least I know, to him, it has value. To god I am nothing, not even worth a single feeling of hope after praying and searching all my life. God is the real evil. Fre will..yeah righ. You are free to choose, b ut if you don't choose gods way, you go to hell, where is freewill in that.? I chose someone who sees value in me, I choose satan..

    • kane says:

      yea i feel ya i so to satan is my niga and i am goin to sell my soul 1 of these days

    • Guest 1045 says:

      I feel you to when my life was a disaster I prayed to god, but do you think he gave me a sign to show that he was listing no he didn’t so I’ve though about it long and hard I am going to sell my soul to saten because I feel that he is really there, an he knows what I’m feeling….

    • nomercy says:

      pray harder or if you dont like how your life is set change it dont go around on internet crying about your shit idiot theres people out there that suffer more that starve that lost their kids and still believe in God this life is a test so dont be begging sympathy do something about it dumass

    • makhube says:

      My name is Michael. I would encourage you to not think of God as an instant savior at all times. Hes trying to give you the wisdom to understand why things like that happen to his children. But you have blocked him away with your own anger and frustration. The enemy which is satan used your anger and frustration for God against you so that you would turn on God and not let God reveal to you the truth. He loves you more than you know. The enemy will attack us especially when we dont know enough about God. Dont believe the devils lies. Hes just trying to make you never speak to God so that you dont see or understand or find clarity in your life. Havent you noticed that something still feels left out?empty?hurt?pain? Let go of the enemies LIES and let GOD take over. Trust me……God is waiting for you to speak to him. He loves you. Please understand. He loves you. I will pray for you for 1 week hard. But I need you to speak to God to PLEASE. You will not perish. You will live forever. God loves you……My name is Michael. May the peace of the holy father rest upon your heart. Amen.

    • tjs says:

      if you rad your bible it says God glory is to bright for us to see with the naked eye. His glory will kill us. u have to read your biblee! praying isnt the only thing that willl get u in contact with him

  4. a worthy satnist says:

    god: judges, kills, pics out good from evil, doesnt accept gay people and punishes people who dont believe or follow him

    St Lucifer: never hurt a soul, accepts everyone for who they are and doesnt care what people do aslong as it is logical thats why he made the 11 rules of satnism which is basically common knowledge on how to act

    answer that you bloody christians!!!!

    • God's child says:

      God: kind, loving, never killed anyone but evil. makes good things come to good people, made the ultimate sacrifice to keep you out of hell.
      Satan: mean, why we are all sinners, wants to torture us, cause of all the starving children is africa and asia, haunts us with his demons.
      It is a vast universe. Be patient.

    • P.O.Y.E says:

      John 10:10 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly.

      WAKE UP!!!!
      Stop living in a fantasy! Satan is making you think that way, like everything is normal, look at yourself in the mirror, the emptiness and bitterness you have!

      I would rather go through life BELIEVING there is GOD and die to find out (if) there isn't, than live as if there isn't a GOD and die to find out that there is.

    • near says:

      shut up……. why are you on this site if your religious…. just ef off and mind your own damn buisness…

    • nomercy says:

      lol wasteman

  5. I actually found this through the google auto complete search… I was actually searching for "how to sell your hydroponic produce" and the first item on the auto complete was "how to sell your soul to satan", I just thought that was note worthy.

    I just wanted to comment by saying that I am an experienced astral projector, which means I can leave my body and travel the netherworld. I have seen both the inner hell worlds and the inner heaven worlds. They are all holographic projections of the reality which humanity has shaped over countless thousands of years.

    The hell planes do not consist of souls burning for eternity, it is rather a darkened reflection of the physical world, where matter is dense, heavy and emits a kind of grey dingy light of its own. Eventually all leave that world to be reincarnated again. Souls do the same things there as they do here… generally hating, hurting, and deceiving one another.

    You can't sell your soul, it is not a commodity to be traded. You can bury it in negativity, close mindedness, destitution, and a lack of self respect/love.

    Yet again this 'god' is a lie. It does exist as a thought form holographic being on the astral plane. But it is weak, and has no control over anyone who does not pledge allegiance to "it". We actually created it as a tormentor by those same human beings who want nothing more than to control your soul. If you are a Christian you have already sold your soul. You have gained nothing for it other than a lie and a limitation on your own power.

  6. Catfish Billy says:

    I'll admit… I thought this was a tottal heap of bologna like the next guy… I followed the instructions givin above and low and behold, I had only been reciting the phrase givin about 10 minutes in complete darkness and as soon as I felt like giving up I felt a hand on the back of my sholder. It was him, Lucifer himself…at this point my basement light came on with the snap of his fingers, He offered me a mere 100 dollars for it, as I was shocked to see him it took me a couple minutes to adjust (he suggested I have a smoke to get comfortable) I stated to him " If you provide me with unworldy riches and the life extension-clause…" along with a few private others.

  7. Catfish Billy says:

    He looked at me, tilted his head back and mumbled some kind of chant of something I didn't really understand. H put his head down again and re-opened his eyes and told me I quote " Your worldly riches are obtained my son, you have long life my son and you are blessed with" …. personal stuff lol .. " Do with these as you wish but know that when your time is near I will come for you. Now return me to the darkness of which I came. " I closed my eyes and as soon as my eyes closed the lights turned off… its been 5 days sense the event and I can't reveal my name but I am now in the public eye and well off. I'd say it's worth it. BE CAREFULL, THINK BEFORE YOU DO THIS!!!!!! THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. I stand before you all, an honest man at your mercy. believe what you will. the power is yours

  8. tiffany says:

    i believe in satan

  9. God's Gift says:

    You say God don’t love you, God didn’t help you when you were raped, God never appeard when you called him, God never hear your cries etc… Who do you think allows your eyes to see the morning sun every day while satan puts the anger in the heart of men to cause chaos? Who do you think give you food everyday when satan puts greed in men to take away from africa’s natural resources leaving billions of kids hungry? Who do you think put anger in these men to go and rape other human beings , no one but satan! But God said ” to appreciate the sun one has to know what rain is” ! Jesus had to get whipped over 500 times with no time out, and walk over 5 kilometers carrying a cross which weights 4 times his mass and get crucified with nails in his wrists and tendons , forcing Him to only use his back muscles to support himself! And then stayed like this for 3 hours and longer then getting stabbed with a spear! So much suffering that all the blood he had was no more, WATER came out of his body!!!! And He did all this for you people to want and sell your souls??? Its never too late guys, Ill sincerely pray for you, whatever you’ve been through there is a brighter day waiting!!

  10. Incognito says:

    "Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight."
    Proverbs 3:5-6

  11. Gwilas says:

    Lets o fcn sell r souls to satan the survior of mankind ooops! Ma bad bt dats wat i wa do

  12. kelvin says:

    dummmmmmmmmmmmmm

  13. Amyy says:

    Its really sad how society pick money than life. I mean why don't people apprciate life and cherish it wisely. Money can't buy you love or happiness. I can't bare living alone but I have lots of money. What is that for?! Can't even trust Satan, they won't keep their promise.

    • Chastity says:

      What do you mean promise?

    • Elen says:

      I have a lots of happiness and love,but no money.Maeby we shoold talk.And give a Satan a brake for lunch.Do you ever consider: mayby you longly becose you spend time to make money insted of frends,its nofing wrong with it.But now then you already have a money, try to meat some nice people and who nows if you give them a chans,they may surprise you with they love,without involving Satan.Give a humans a chans,some of us a good ones,even if its not many of us left.

    • near says:

      bro…… it's called zoosk

  14. Chap says:

    I've read some of the comments, and some are ridiculous. The child that says Satan exists but God does not. That does not make sense at all. And this life is said to be a short test, and the reason God does not save women being raped, etc is because if he did everything for us, then it would take away the purpose of free will. You cannot say to man, "You have the will to do as you please, but beware of the consequences." and then stop them every time they do something you don't like.

    Yes, the Devil is alive and breathing – I've spoke with one of his minions, and believe me, it was frightening. They're extremely confusing and make up tons of lies. They will say just about anything to get to you.

    It's highly possible, and I've seen posession, etc. Just take care. Anyone who sells their soul is a fool if they know of the price: hell.

    What would you honestly prefer? Years of boringness/pain/unhappiness/average life, for the price of bliss for eternity, or temporary happiness that will be gone before you know it, and then burn for eternity?

    You'd have to be brainless.

    Believing in the Devil, is believing in God. And I know what side I'm taking.

  15. god's child says:

    DO NOT SELL YOUR SOUL. Jesus died a slow,painful death on a cross, and even spent a little time in hell to save you guys. You ungrateful brats!! you want to sell your soul to the reason this is not a utopia. God loves you. Satan doesn't. what would you rather do? continue living your life,die,and spend eternity up beyond the stars, happy,warm,and having lots of fun , or sell your soul, have temporary happiness,die, and spend eternity tortured, hot, and having no hope or fun. Why sell your soul 4 temporary happiness when ETERNAL bliss is up there

    • kittylove says:

      tell dem again ine tink dey understand

    • owemigisha says:

      you f**kers wat do not know even where the paradise is thses things are just assumed get real

    • satan's child says:

      lol you make me laugh i love how u guys think that your going to heaven HAHAHAHA its so funny, tell me do you think your going to heaven? cause i mean if u say yes your going to hell and if u say no then your going to hell as well your percentage of going to heaven is 0.1 percent.
      specially when your name is god's child so stupid it makes me laugh your kind will be the first ones going to hell

    • near says:

      I agree! i laughed sooooo hard!!!!!
      I WAS a christain…. that was the biggest mistake…. god is unfair. satan has no rules… al you have to do is give him your soul and you get everything…. dont christains do someting like that too? you eait bread and wine as a symbolism of his body? What's the difference… one day, you'll see, satan will rule earth and everyone will go to hell…

      thanks for the laugh ! :)

  16. Will says:

    I pray that before a single one of you do this, that you will cry out to Jesus and ask him into your heart and ask that he reveal himself to you.. It may take a while before you start having a conversation with him, it may not! Everyone's relationship with God is personal and unique. Some people have to spend hours of their day seeking him before they find him, but if you decide in your mind that your going to seek him with all your heart, YOU WILL FIND HIM! He's searching for authenticity not someone bent on selfish motives, he really just wants to be your friend unfortunately we turn to God when we want something. He desires a relationship and nothing more, everything else will come from that, I promise you! Try it.. I have never seen it fail!

  17. will says:

    He is so good and he does speak to us, he speaks to me every single day and believe me he truelly loves us. The problem is, we have been lied to by satan and the spirit of religion that says you have to earn your right to be in right standing with God. This isn't true, Jesus came to earth to give us right standing with God all we have to due is truelly want it and ask for it. Before you sell your soul to the devil, try living by the principles in the bible and having a relationship with Jesus Christ by asking him to come into your heart and reveal himself to you, and see if you don't get all these things and more. Jesus loves you, satan does not! Maybe satan will give you some of these things in exchange for your soul, but most likely he won't unless you are serving his purpose to destroy what God has built.

  18. will says:

    Jesus want's you to have all these things and more! Don't believe what lies Satan is using to try and suck you in and capture your soul! I can't think of one God fearing person who truelly loves the Lord that doesn't have a beautiful wife, and isn't well taken care of. The truth is God didn't create robots, one of his greatest gifts was free will. Everyday you are constantly in the act of deciding who and what you are, based on the choices you make. God wants you to be happy, truelly happy and have an abundant life, this is his joy to see you flourish and he gave us a plan to have this life. This is what the bible is, it's a map to have an abundant and happy life, just because you don't follow it does not mean you are going to hell or that God hates you, it just means your life will not be as fulfilling as he had planned for you.

  19. robbie taylor says:

    im just lost in life idk who 2 turn 2

  20. Am love nd like to sell my soul to the devil,but I don’t knw how to do that! Just give me the chance to do that!stay bless

  21. I really need a chance to join freemasonic

    • nomercy says:

      another stupid wasteman go work or do sumfin with your life ….. even freemasons want accept you coz of your stupidity hhahahhaha

    • Emmanuel says:

      nomercy your here talkin about God and to pray harder.. ans then you go and judge and insult the creation of your so called God.. and your pretty much saying to your God hes stupid and an idiot and a dumbass for creating us .. if you love your God you automatically love human kind so calling us dumbass and idiots and losers is just as bad as any other sin .. so i call you an idiot and a dumbass because you just got served on your own religion by somebody who is anti christian and knows more about the bible than you.. if your the messanger then i dont want anything to do with who sent the message… Get a clue your God is either not real.. or he doesnt give a fuck!! and you probably dont have as bad desperate problems as some of us thats why everythings probably so easy for you you fuckin hipocrite .. see you in hell.. im selling my soul

  22. SHOW.NO.MERCY says:

    hahahaha IDIOTS THATS WHAT UZ ALL ARE about selling your souls to the devil lol waste people who facking created uz think bout that DAYM ungrateful basterds this ain't what uz gonna say when you burn in hell hahahahhaa and the 9 year old kid go read some books man study something useful not how to sell your soul lol kids these days are jokes…! and who ever wrote that God is the devil you really are dumb if your life is so shit go do something useful with your self instead of sitting here and complaining when no one really gives a fuck your life is shit coz u chose it that way facking wierdos all of uz in here am out man FACKING JOKAZZZ AHAHAHHAHAHAAHA really do feel petty on yaz hahahahahahahaha

  23. vectorash says:

    Come come to the dark side!

    I have cookies!

    And kittens: http://www.vectorash.ro/kittens

  24. Andy says:

    I wish selling your soul was true but its not because i did it over n overe and still in the same predicament,

  25. Servant Of God says:

    Happiness on earth is limited….. Happiness in Heaven is Eterenal…. Choose wisely

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