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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,667 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. blackmag1c says:

    Is anything serious on this site?i doubt anything serious should not be discussed in an open place full of jabbers.

  2. rhonda says:

    I only want to give my children and partner a boost, even if I have to burn eternally. I don't need it; he can take my soul or myself immediately after I move all assets to them.

  3. Liam says:

    help me sell my soul !

    liaminglis1@yahoo.com – good luck for getting me to believe

    ** Disclaimer**

    tbh i dont believe in satin, christ, religion or any higher power. I dont even believe there is such a thing as souls. Its just electrical pulses in your brain (why dont trees have souls?) humans are so gullible and cling onto any theory going in there search for answers. animals are semi intelligent, dont hve a religion but get through life ok. death is the end of your existence and when you die the elements that made up your body recycle back into the ecosystem.

  4. Maria says:

    I can help anyone that wants to sell their soul. BUT YOU MUST BE SERIOUS. I repeat you must be serious. I have been a satanist for 20 years now. I am living a great life. Do not fall for scams or people that don't really respond like Wellis up there. Smh. Email me today. I will respond back very quickly. Start your new life today. 1003lavish@gmail.com My name is Maria.

  5. Dave says:

    Thank you for this article, I just sold my soul! It didn't work the first time. I did it 6 times then meditate and repeat 2 more times

  6. robert freeman says:

    hey iwant in

  7. billy says:

    iwant to sele my soul to a devil 4 fame and inteligents pliz am serius abaut it plizz imail me at bsimbili@yahoo.com am serius

  8. I try to sell my soul and it work please help me

  9. eddie says:

    who can help me sell my soul!!

  10. Apple says:

    please help me, i tried that many times and it didnt seems to work. i really want to make a deal with satan rather than living this shitty life of mine now
    heres my email
    lipjinghahaha@hotmail.com

  11. Nthabiseng says:

    I want to sell my soul to satan

  12. bardi says:

    i want to sell my soul and I AM SERIOUS about anybody who can help contact me at obadiahomoke6@gmail.com

  13. linz says:

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  14. Noluntu says:

    Hi I want to join the illuminati but I don’t know how please help me

  15. Jon says:

    I sold my soul to God instead, my few years on Earth may be crummy but I'll get to spend eternity in Paradise

    • @Jon, that's too bad, but at least it's good you know your few years on earth will be crummy under god. good for you.

    • Blessed says:

      thats the illusion…my life with God is awesome and I get my bonus of eternal life in the end??? who wouldn't serve a God awesome like mines?? I wouldn't trade my soul for material possessions and fame on earth-this is temporary. Then in the end you suffer in hell #nothank you. I take my glorious life and eternal life in the end! To each his own, no judgement on anybody

  16. jordan says:

    i really want to sell my soul but im 16 and i smoke alot of weed and id be paranoid… And if i see him i would prob freak the fuck out !!! if any1 can help and just tellme how to react or sumtin please let me know ASAP
    My email Jflood32@Gmail.com

  17. jordan says:

    i really want to sell my soul but im 16 and i smoke alot of weed and id be paranoid… And if i see him i would prob freak the fuck out !!! if any1 can help and just tellme how to react or sumtin please let me know ASAP

  18. kerlynnn says:

    I AM SO SERIOUS ABOUT SELLING MY SOUL BUT I. WANT TO DO IT RIGHT. SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!

  19. Faye says:

    The devil pays the bill.

  20. jesuslover562 says:

    yall need jesus in your life fuckin fag ass devil worshipers tryin to get the easy way out of life

  21. Bubbadoo says:

    Hey I wanna sell my soul to the devil can someone help me contact him?

    • bubbaa says:

      the best way to do it is sit in your room alone with your eyes closed, lights off and say satan i summon you. Don't act needy as if you do he wont come as soon as you want him to this could take many try's for him to come but don't think he doesn't want your soul as he does he will do anything to get his hands onit…
      let the devil make the first offer and then up him..
      but make sure you get the most out of asking him
      selling your soul to the devil will bring you so much in life…

    • ryan says:

      i emailed you please try to get back at me

    • ryuuihg says:

      try setting yourself on fire for just 30seconds, if you can stand the pain then you will be able to knock on the devil's door where you and him will chat over a cup of fire.

  22. SINCERESINNER says:

    F O C ^

  23. sean says:

    i want to sell my soul but idk how so can someone contact me at hollywoodundeadmusic28@yahoo.com

  24. dallasboyog says:

    i want more then any one can amagin,some times the things i do make me think im insan,and i want emposible,i hope selling my soul helps

    • lucious says:

      well, you are not alone. my favorite thing in this world broke, my psp.
      i will trade satan my heart and soul to fix this COMPLETELY though.
      i personally don't know how to do this, but if this is something you are truely looking forward to doing, lets not one person stop you because this is your life. i believe god gave me life, but i don't beleive he intends to let me live to my fullest, and for that you need satan.

  25. Bryan says:

    Before you sell your soul, think about why you can. You think this is a game and it's not. I've come close to that. You don't need anything except God, Jesus your savior. It's funny how you pretend he isn't there, yet even the saying of his name either makes you angered or sad. Before you do that, think about why that's even possible. How we have free will which clearly states in the bible, but no matter how hard you try, god will always be with you. The devil only has deceit, you put and think what he is. You think this is the way up, well during a lot of torment of dreams, feelings, you'll realize there's only one thing that is worthwhile. Don't give up, the devil wants that. To prey on the weak, stop for a second, think for yourself, unless you can't because of your past. This life is lighter than the darkest place. It will always rise up. I don't want people to go to hell, I understand a lot of people don't understand or don't want anything to do with god, but before you make a decision like that, I ask you talk to me. I am not some christian who will judge you, I've seen my fair share of the world, talk to someone who has a compassionate say, a life without that eerie feel, or emptiness. You'll only get so far with searching from satan, I know a lot about him, your life is more important than a "deal". You don't understand the pain it causes. It's in the bible, every bit of this world. Understand it is more than a book. Your loved no matter what, even if the worst comes upon, you will always be loved, strong, powerful. Email me, I won't give you a lecture, nor will I use these words as pretend to "convert" you or what you might think. It's just an understanding, if you've gone this far in searching for a deal to satan, at least give me a few minutes. b0mb3r240@yahoo.com

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