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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,625 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Shannon says:

    I dedicated my soul many years ago and I have never regretted it! If you haven't yet done so, I HIGHLY recommend it! I have also led many people to dedicate their souls as well. I LOVE doing that and would be happy to help anyone wants to do it and are truly serious about it.

  2. milo spring says:

    has this worked for anyone else yet i want to sell my soul but i need help i have been researching this for most of my life even did a devil ritual and i still havent been able to sell my soul i have seen the devil or a demon of some sort but have not been able to sell my soul if u have any useful information on how to sell your soul please let me know u can message me on facebook @ milo spring or on hotmail @ milo.spring.74@hotmail.com so please anyone out there that can do this and knows how to please let me know

  3. tobikmade says:

    can i be the re seller soul to get benefits

  4. Stevie says:

    fuck all the guys are just hurting artist eh… your music and level of effort is lower than respectable thats the problem… im sure the devil isnt intrested in incopident peoples

  5. Kian says:

    The article is right … It works just believe young people …
    This world we live in has no meaning so come and join us … 😈

  6. christian says:

    i want also to be rich.. i am ready to sell my soul..if this is true reply imcris009@yahoo.com

  7. eddie says:

    i_d do it for chance to fuck any women i see and fuck sofia vergara,jennifer lopea,shakira,eve mendes anytime i want,be able to transport myself to them have them freeze for an hour and do what i want and leave they dont remember'

  8. Jouan says:

    I Sold My Soul To Allah And I Have A Life That You Can't Buy With Money

  9. ricardo says:

    i sold my soul

  10. chad d wood says:

    PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE THE LIE! The Holy Bible says what does it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his soul. Mark 8:36. This life is temporary, eternity and hell fire are forever. What is in this life that is worth selling your soul for. Satan is a master at deception TURN TO JESUS CHRIST BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! If you've already sold your soul to the devil turn to Jesus and ask for his forgiveness. He loves you and his blood is powerful enough to break the contract that you have made with satan. HEll is a real place and that's where you will most definitely go if you sell your soul. GOD bless

  11. Lauren says:

    The worst life on earth is better than eternity in hell. I would rather be blind and in a wheelchair for life than spend an eternity in hell! If you are considering this do some research and look up what hell is really like. There are tons of interviews and videos online of people who have seen hell or had near death experiences. Its not a place anyone would ever choose to go if they had a glimpse of it. There is no price high enough for the torment and tortures you will endure there.

  12. ruuuuuuu says:

    LIFE IS NOT ABOUT SELLING SOULS AND BEING FAMOUS AND RICH! ITS ABOUT PLEASURE WHAT YOU GET FROM IT, EMOTIONS, FRIENDS ETC. SO GO OUT, DO SOMETHING AND STOP THAT FUCKING SATAN PRAYING ! I KNOW THERE'S A TONNS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO OTHER POSIBILITIES BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING. IF U DONT AGREE WITH ME WATCH VIDEO ON YOUTUBE – WHAT IF MONEY DIDN'T MATTER. CHEERS DUDES

  13. thecodakeller says:

    It's gonna suck when you guys die and are in Hell spending the rest of eternity in torment… just saying. I don't believe it's worth it.

  14. chimney says:

    sell my soul for money and fame for the best
    i will live life on earth and burn forever!!!!

  15. CHampainemarie says:

    I want to sell my soul i have dreams in life that I would love to accomplish im so sick of people tell me i wont accomplish them i want to join the illuminati and im forealll tired of all this backstabbers people and fake people the only person i can trust is my mom and i never never never want to loose her i want her to see me famous and a model! and i want to make a promise to the illuminati that i will always love you if you give me my dream and i wont leave you (im so serious)….And another thing when i join you i hope you don't kill me i want o see my kids kids and i want to have a nice loving famous person (a mann)! welp that my dream…i just don't want too die so yoing i want to die at the age of 96! ( yep) life a game but its not fair so im gonna break the rules and run this town tonight!

  16. will says:

    dont do that cause thats very bad do you know what your gettting your self into

  17. kersa says:

    please dont do that followed the lord and when the world ends heill save us all from this.!

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    Contact Me..8632455978…asap

  19. lilG says:

    can some one help me? please ????????? email. konstruksiedraad@gmail.com

  20. Daniel says:

    Does this work ? Because I’m interested in this

  21. AMber says:

    Dont call that number please…ok. I get hell everytime it rings. Please refrain

  22. sboniso says:

    I want to be rich and loved and also sell my soul to devil now

  23. jay says:

    I want to sell my soul i have dreams in my life that i would love to accomplish i want to join the illuminati for real i want to be famous.

  24. jay says:

    I want to sell my soul i have dreams in my life i would love to accomplish i want to join the illuminti for real i want to be famouse.

    • fuck illuminat says:

      Fuck the illuminati and FUCK ALL ILLUMINATI LOVERS, we will see how it will be after your death.

    • Regina says:

      Me too. I worship god and everything I ever do or even try to do has failed. It's gotten to the point where I don't even try anymore. I have no job, no mate, no kids, no money to go to college, no nothing. I have nothing to lose. I don't think I believe in god anymore, I think it's just a myth for children. I'll never amount toa anything on earth unless I sell my soul to Satan. I realize that now and I appreciate the knowledge.

    • Sam says:

      God is testing u never ever give up your faith!

  25. Nene says:

    The devil s lair and he will never love you but only use you.Repent and go back to THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.Heave and hell are for real. I really don't want to burn iternally.

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