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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,664 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Tammy says:

    God can perform miracles! Once you give your self to god in the name of jesus, you become new! you have peace. you are more focused. You see and realize a lot you didn't before! The devil doesn't care about you. he wants to use you as a tool to gather more evil. Go unto Jesus and asked to be saved! You will find out your place in the world…Please don't attempt joining in with the evil force. I know people that have and bad things happened to them.. then they realize how dumb they were.. and it gets real real scary for them! Thank you for reading this and I hope you make the right decision! take care of your self. and peace to you!

    • Anti-Tammy says:

      Dark side has cookies…

    • Smeeek says:

      were was god when that massive wave crushed tailand were was god when my uncle shot my aunty infront of me when i was 8 if there is a god then he has damed us all already so we might aswell make a deal with his most unholy and generouse lord satan

    • sam says:

      yes i know but just like system of a down said in chop suey "Father, father, father, father Father into your hands, I commend my spirit Father into your hands Why have you forsaken me?
      In your eyes forsaken me
      In your thoughts forsaken me
      In your heart forsaken me,
      cause first i doit what He want but why he just forsaken me ?

    • Loma Schaaf says:

      Amen that is so true, and to all the people that have sold their souls to the devil really needs alot of help our heavenly father JESUS CHRIST amen.

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  3. Rocco says:

    I want to sell my soul but i cant make contact some help me out?

  4. v master says:

    How do I sell my soul

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  7. Gold says:

    Jesus, Jesus,Juses. I love you, and can’t sell my soul to devil.

  8. Young Cali says:

    I want to sell my soul to satan for money fame my name is young Cali I'm a rapper.

  9. kevinprincetookwiny says:

    There is nothing wrong with that just sell it my brother and sisters.

  10. ashleylinsha says:

    just sell it

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  13. marc says:

    you guys are all fucking stupid i hope you all fucking burn in hell fucking dumb ass i hate you all except for Tammy

  14. Angel of Light says:

    I can feel the potential souls here. Those who are serious shall get their wishes fulfilled. Now all of you can choose replace your worthless lives full if miseries and sorrow with a life full of all the luxuries you ever dreamt of. Off course everything comes at a price which is nothing compared to things you can achieve.

    • Gerald says:

      I am mentally, spiritually, etc ready to sell my soul, maybe not for what might com after i died but I don't give a fuck, I want to sell my soul n get does years waist it in ''christianity'' i was only made feel abash from my child hood to my mid teenage hood, I am more then ready am willing to fulfill ANY Task thats ask from me. am not a reg 20 year old I got some wierd genetics, please i would appreciate the help. I nvr forget those that help me

    • Gerald says:

      SHOW ME HOW TO DO SO, HOW DO I GET IT OVER WITH?? Am ready. I wish i can just runt into Baal Just to accomplish this shit

  15. kennz says:

    I will gladly sell my soul in exchange of everything I wishes for!

  16. Amir says:

    I did sell it and wait for the result .

  17. mike says:

    tammy…..shut the fuk up! You selling that same ole slave bullshit! There ain't no heaven and this world is hell run by the multinational corporations that just chew you up and spit you out when they're finished using you.

  18. Laura Saunders says:

    I have sold my soul to the devil four fame and money and in to moths 4it don't happen then I will let u now peace out x
    Laura saunders

  19. vinod says:

    how would i sell my soul to satan don't have any idea can any one help mee out ….

  20. Veronica says:

    I want to sell my soul to the devil if he is real

  21. semanda jimmy says:

    I would like to join

  22. puneet says:

    can anyone tell me how to approach the devil??

  23. Whatever says:

    Will satan appear to us in his satanic form or something else?

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