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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,657 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. jones....... says:

    Y will u want to sell wat u don’t know d worth to sombody dat know d worth… He has goten many of soul and he is still hunTin For more…..!!!! Has any boby ever tot of buyin a soul to add to his to see d outcome???? Poeple are realy diein for d lack of knowladg!!!!!!!!!! U don’t even tink. Y is it dat d whole of ur body is useless to him but ur Soul is all that worth to him…………. Pls try and sell ur hands or eye to him an invest ur soul for gud further use,,,,,,,,,,

  2. PhilosoG says:

    Zachary Morris 6 6 6

  3. felix says:

    im 15 year old.could i sell my soul for money, girls, fame etc. ?

    • Nhlanhloh says:

      Are you willing 2 b tortured with fire 4 the rest of your life?….plz dnt do this 2 God,the lord Jesus Christ Loves u and he wil never forsake you…

  4. Tim says:

    I wanna sell my soul, but I want to because I'm evil, and want to be evil.

  5. tommy says:

    I would like to sell my soul to the devil for love, power, fotune and fame.. Tonight.

  6. Melvin says:

    I would sell mine for lots of money

  7. april ian dia says:

    i want to have authority upon the 4 ELEMENTS OF THIS WORLD, and be His.I want satan for myself,, give me a pact that i could persuade him no matter what ill do it.

    • gbenga says:

      I can help u to sell your soul to Satan email at lookgudd@gmail.com

    • wellis says:

      you can get your desire like many other people have there is a service cost if you can pay the fee u need to make a list of all you need email it to me i will draft up the contract send it to you for to sign it with your blood then send it back to me after which i will summon Satan on your behalf. You will get your wishes within 21 days grantee, i have successfully done it for many people worldwide and today they are living their dream lives you can too you can email me at satanistsoul@hatmaildot com

  8. bevo says:

    I have asked Jesus for just 1 thing and have got no response! Will Satan answer me?

  9. Anonymous91 says:

    Succeeded. and just for the heads up you're not going to sell your soul this way. for starters you need to conjure up a demon and have it inside of you and summoning negative spirits is not going to achieve anything this way. .
    you aren't going to go to hell if you do this, you're going to be partially controlled by an 'evil' side, this evil side will control you in order to get you what you want, you will not remember certain things you have done, you will have blackouts.etc but you will get what you want over time, it's not an instant process and in theory yes the dark side has your soul (he's in control of you to some extent and will use you for his own purposes in exchange for your wishes.) but you still have your own thoughts and 50% control.

    but from the day you do it you're never alone. you're controlled as a puppet. if you go through emotional stages your 'programming' is going to break down and you will reveal yourself so be careful…take the below video as an example. notice she points to her eye. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5GNKMAgloQ

    THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING THIS! SERIOUSLY!

    "I sold my soul to the devil that's a crappy deal
    Least it came with a few toys like a happy meal" -Kanye West.

  10. Chibueze says:

    I will love to sell my soul to satan for money, power ad fame please tonight.

  11. Gustavo says:

    I badly want to sell my soul to satan for money,power,girls and secesses

  12. I would sell my doull for 100,000,000 and to live to 266 but I dont kno cud Im kinda sceard but I will work up the confedence by tomorow

  13. jesus says:

    Make me an offer.

  14. Prodigy says:

    im gonna do it for fame and fortune…
    fourtune= endless supply of weed (;

  15. Sarah says:

    My boyfriend has been missing for 2 days now going on three.. i'm very worried. i'll sell my soul to have him back with me.. this is just torturous.. i've prayed to god or whatever and nothing has happened NOTHING. i need him back.. can someone please help me? :'(

  16. busi says:

    I want to sell my soul with my unborn child to be wealthy

  17. busi says:

    I wanna sell my soul for wealthy

  18. olesedi bookholane says:

    i wanna sell my soul to luciffer for 25 million dolars … I wanna get it thin two days 4rm now nd i will obey nd do anything satan ask’s me 2 do

  19. Guest says:

    im 14 years old I would like to sell my soul for 1billion pounds , 300 years to of living on earth and good looks how would i be able to do that?

    • JERA says:

      YOU ARE 14 YEARS OLD .YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS.YOU KNOW JESUS WILL ANSWER EVERYTHING.HE IS THE ANSWER.NOT SATAN.

    • lovelychan says:

      iagreeee you are too young you will regret it. research jesus beore you decided something like this. jesus will help you and as long as you accept him pray to him for strength he will save you and it will be the best desision of your life. this would only ruiun your life not make your dreams come true

  20. Paul says:

    I am 14 years old and I would sell my soul for 1billion pounds , 300 years of living on earth and strength how would I be able to do that?

  21. Tanner Means says:

    Look man, i want my kids an family to have it so good!. i will spend my eternity in hell for it. FUCK THE FAME! im in it for…………………………….. -forsatan-

  22. vinod says:

    I want to sell my soul for lots of money for fame & want to become biggest musician …….

  23. Raven says:

    I am looking for 74 Gold Bars picked at random from the London Vaults (including the hidden vault). I have no particular use for it myself, but neither does Gold have much use for dark places.

    Either I shall distribute it for the greater good of Earth, or I will just melt it down and fashion something sirvile, and put it on the fourth plinth.

    No, I am not going to pay for it. You owe me!

  24. jera says:

    This is a mess! JESUS IS THE ANSWER for all of your problems! why will you sell your soul to the devil? when you died you cant get the eternity… JESUS loves you.SATAN doesnt know the meaning of love..

  25. JERA says:

    @Bevo, OUR DEAREST JESUS KNOWS BEST FOR YOU AND HE HAS A PLAN JUST BE PATIENT AND WAIT FOR HIS PERFECT TIME.

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