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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,653 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Collins says:

    I want to sell my soul if you can help me call me 9712637715′!

    • chris says:

      if you get the right call get in touch chris.toner@live.co.uk

    • chris says:

      i will show you how to sell but first you must supply me with one million pounds not dollars if you really want to to know the answer s of immortality and a life of fullfillment YOU HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE its a nominal fee 1mil i will accept more if you want more that is evertything comes at a price

  2. john says:

    I'm 18 and i wake up every fuckin morning same shit just a different day, my life getting pulled by a thread one parent is in the hospital and crazy and the other is really sick they don't listen to me and the rest of my fam are disrespectful even tho i love them. They would rather care about them selves. i got a few friends that now about honour respect and loyailty and many of the people around my area are snakes and judge people with out nowing them. Hate the area, i have been set up a few times and never found the guys. What am i suppose to do with my life i can't get a job because they stereotype me on my appearance and the things i weir. Then how am i suppose to be a marvelous person and support myself and be a person that my parents are proud of. been hustling done bne wtf else can i do please help me gettin insane always wanted to be a poet or a rapper that everybody looks up to with allot of money women nice house and for everybody to be the same please msg me and help me

    • chris says:

      I have learned that being looked upto is nothing i have finally thought about selling my soul to the devel satan beelzebub whoever i have eb=ven asked aliens to visit yes i am at my lowest ebb READING YOUR STORY THOUGH HAS CHANGED IT A LITTLE for me in the respect that you say you feel the same day in day out etc touche I feel the same I want the best for my kids and for me I want work I want just to be happy I have ME thats all I need I think could do with money like everyone but I need a job am i unemployable ?

      who really gives a chit except yourslf

      well if ever your in my neighbourhood call me
      better still email me me we have things in common the goal to be appreciated wanted and spread the wealth etc
      chris.toner@live.co.uk

    • chris says:

      John I am in the same boat mate get in my boat before it capsizes

    • chris says:

      money and fame are no good withoiut the inner spirit being free and able to decide your destiny

      serious answers 200
      k will get you my answer i accept paypal

  3. Why the fuck can’t I get the deal I got the offer once but he didn’t explain noting he just asked if I want the deal if your seeing my comment call my number again who called me the first time 5597612978 I got a good deal for a deal ;) even if that’s if I got to sacrifice call me ill be waiting for the call

  4. Chris says:

    What if the deals was being a vampire(being immortal)

    • chris says:

      chris u can be immortal i can show you I am 420 years old believe me its not all its cracked up to be the blood gets boring after 200 years but there are things you can add to make it taste better however you must follow my directions to the letter and not sway from the tracks

      chris.toner@live.co.uk

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  6. Collins says:

    I need help I want to sell my soul!!!! 9712637715 I want to be able to take care of my family and live like I want to!

  7. Sergio says:

    I want to become powerful, wealthy , and wise

  8. Anthony says:

    what if a deal is being a demon(incubus)

  9. khaled says:

    I fuckin hate my life T_T this my email <<khaled1996_@live.fr>>
    i want to be with you guys

    • Narsha says:

      I want to sell my soul to Satan because I can't do this anymore. I want to kill myself every day. I'll never go to Heaven one day, so what's the point of trying.

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