U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS

[mpoverlay]The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reportedly confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reportedly published a post on their “Ocean Facts” newsfeed titled “Conclusive Evidence of  the Existence of Aquatic Humanoids.”

The agency went on to say that “magic females”, who first appeared in cave paintings in the late Paleolithic (Stone Age) period some 30,000 years ago, when modern humans began to sail the seas, do exist and are living in all the oceans of the world.

Animal Planet television recently aired a special called “Mermaids: The Body Found,” that also proved the existence of mermaids.

National Ocean Service spokeswoman Sandy Nixon told WWN that “at least 65 mermaid researchers and experts gathered on the island of Tahiti to examine all the known evidence and have concluded, emphatically, that  half human half-fish hybrids are living peacefully among us.

Mermaid experts say that the majority of mermaids are in the warmer waters of the Caribbean and the Mediterranean, but that many have been spotted in the Pacific Ocean and Southern Atlantic.  “There is a large school of mermaids, swimming just outside Ocean City Maryland,” said mermaidologist, Marcus Plumkin, of the University of Florida.

WWN has also learned that recently the U.S. government has captured 7 mermaids and that they are being kept at an undisclosed aquarium, where they are being studied.  President Obama has personally met the mermaids and was quite impressed – according to reports.

So, if you’re at the beach… keep a lookout for mermaids.  They are out there!

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559 thoughts on “U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS”

    • there was a documentary that proved that they do exist there was a real footage of it also they recovered its bones.

  1. Over a dozen new life forms are found in the oceans every year. From microsopic to giants. Mermaids, if that is what you wish to call them are not only real but have enough intelligence to fashion self protecive weapons. Only a fool would think your the only thing on earth with intelligence. Would you not hide?

  2. We havent seen a live capture. Dont you think these could be just nonsense for publicity? Ive watched the footage in the animal planet documentaries about the mermaids.. The videos are pretty much fake. Like there was the video taken by a bunch of kids in early 2000’s of a mermaide lying on the ground. That video had too much clear quality for a phone from those times. Then the videos from the second documentary with the danish researchers, again it is hard to believe because u can animate that pretty well with the kind of tech we have today.

  3. I was almost buying it, or at least, I thought the writers of this might believe it, up until the point where they mentioned Obama. Still, a good laugh.

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