You may have been abducted by aliens… and don’t even know it!
Aliens often erase the memories of people they abduct. But you can still determine if you’ve been taken aboard a starship or examined by extraterrestrials with tips from two of the world’s leading experts.
All you have to do is check for the telltale signs of alien abduction, including memory loss, sudden illness, unusual dreams, missing hair, bruises or strange marks on your body.
Those symptoms almost certainly indicate that you’ve been abducted by aliens.
“Many people have been abducted by aliens but can’t remember anything about their abductions,” said Dr. Brad Steiger, author of the bestselling book, The UFO Abductors.
“UFO abductees often find they have blank spots in their memories. In some cases it is simply a tantalizing sensation that there is something they are trying to remember but can’t recall.”
Another expert said: “Abductees frequently have recurring dreams or daytime visions about alien beings, spacecraft or extraterrestrial realms.
“They often discover unexplained wounds or scars. Or they mysteriously begin to suffer from physical problems.”
According to Dr. Steiger, the warning signs of alien abductions are:
1. The mysterious onset of illness, including insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, headaches, a rash or fatigue.
2. The nagging sensation of having “lost” a period of time out of your life.
3. Complete memory loss.
4. The mysterious appearance of scars, bruises, puncture marks, burns or missing hair, suggestive of medical examination by aliens.
5. Recurring dreams. Some common images include extraterrestrial worlds or landscapes, and crystal cities.
6. Recurring daytime images. Common ones are aliens, UFOs or extraterrestrial scenes.
If you have experience two or more of these symptoms, Dr. Steiger advises you to look in your phone book and contact the UFO organization nearest you.
They should be able to put you in touch with someone who can hypnotize and regress you to the time of the abduction so you can remember it completely, the expert said.
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January 29th, 2010 at 12:37 am
Those signs of alien abduction could be descriptions of a weekend of heavy drinking.
Buuurp!
January 29th, 2010 at 7:25 am
There's one problem here. Many hypnotists are them self aliens and might have even ben in on your abduction.
January 29th, 2010 at 8:05 am
"All you have to do is check for the telltale signs of alien abduction, including memory loss, sudden illness, unusual dreams, missing hair, bruises or strange marks on your body.
Those symptoms almost certainly indicate that you’ve been abducted by aliens."
Hell, those sound more like symptoms after a night of hard drinking.
January 29th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Does waking up next to an ugly fat woman count? If so, I've been abducted alot !!
January 29th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
1. The mysterious onset of illness, including insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, headaches, a rash or fatigue.
2. The nagging sensation of having “lost” a period of time out of your life.
3. Complete memory loss.
All of these could be explained by having a brain tumor!!
January 30th, 2010 at 2:22 am
I love Weekly World News! I can't wait to hear more about Bat Boy.
February 17th, 2010 at 2:28 am
Abducted? I can't get them out of my house! At first, they just snuck around quietly but then they found my refrigerator and bar. There must be six of them here right now, drinking and watching TV. I keep asking when I can see the spaceship but they always have some excuse.
March 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 pm
1. The mysterious onset of illness, including insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea, headaches, a rash or fatigue.
- you probebly shoud take a pregnecy test.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
missing hair? l.o.l. i wouldn't wanna wake up bald, and my face sharpied I don't think that's aliens just you crappy mean freinds
March 21st, 2010 at 10:18 am
Lost hairs ? Like anyone really counts all the hairs on their body before they go to sleep,And then when waking up and recounting all their hairs again..they seem to miss one and yell HA! I was abducted last night!
April 6th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I have never, and would never, abduct a human being. I think it should be called kidnapping, and I believe kidnapping is against the law.
April 9th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
There's ONE problem here???
Haha yes…….I think that problem may just be everything in this article
April 12th, 2010 at 1:53 am
Aliens don't like me writing the word when I discuss them.
April 13th, 2010 at 5:19 am
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BELIVE THAT THESE DEMONIC/ALIEN BEINGS EXIST ? SURELY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE EVEN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS THAT CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN SUCH THINGS SHOULD CAUSE SOME TO RECONSIDER…. BUT I GUESS MOST WOULD RATHER BELIVE A LIE… THEY FEEL ITS EASIER.
April 15th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Lol. Amen to that. XD
April 17th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
If this is for real, then I must have been abducted a couple of times during the 80's.
May 1st, 2010 at 6:25 am
As an alien I would like to say that I take pride in my work. If you notice any of the symptoms referred to you have been abducted by a very unprofessional alien. There are just too many amateur aliens abducting humans with absolutely no professional training. If you would like to be abducted and experimented on by a truly efficient and terrifying alien make yourself a tinfoil hat and stand on a remote hilltop and just wave your hands around vigorously.
May 11th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
I suppose that the anal probing you went through might be a giveaway sign you had been abducted.
May 13th, 2010 at 5:39 am
lol demonic aliens, ffs humans if anything are the demons, look at the way we treat our animal brethren … skinning animals ALIVE for fur in china, animal testing for makeup for ugly people, give me a break.
reptilian n proud lol
May 13th, 2010 at 6:36 am
I love Weekly World News! I can't wait to hear more about Bat Boy.
May 17th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
hee
May 22nd, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Dearest Pete and professional alien. I have a question. How long must one stand on the hilltop adorned in a tin foil hat and wave ones arms? My arms are weak from previous unprofessional abductions and I would not be able to withstand such vigorous excertions.
May 24th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Whats with the ass thing?? are all aliens studying to be proctollogists. Every Jewish mothers dream!! Oh Crap, does that mean that Jewish people are aliens, or that all aliens are Jewish. Have you evr really looked at a jar of gafiltafish? If that does look like an alien abortion than what does? Does this mean that Aliens are in favor of abortion? If so than f$$k them and lets put a bomb on their ship. Ok who will volonteer to put a bomb in his ass so the Abortion eating Jewish aliens will get blown up???
May 24th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Dude, Alien Dude, whats with the ass thing??
May 26th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
If you wake up with alcoholic breath, lost of memory, anal pain and your neigbour stares to you with a happy face, you wil wish that were the "aliens" who or that abducted you
May 26th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I have #1 . I've seen a Green light in the sky open and close 10 yrs. ago. 15 yrs. ago at Confermation a Voice told me to HELP PEOPLE. 2009-2010 I've got video footage of UFO's and around that time i sall weird stuff but didn't get video . My life story GOD OR Aliens.
GADLR: MILITARY SPECIMEN
June 1st, 2010 at 4:31 pm
God bless the Weekly World News
June 17th, 2010 at 1:54 am
Actually if you count hairs on your body before you go to sleep, its almost for sure that you have been abducted.
June 18th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
I was abducted by aliens and taken to their mother ship. I ate glowing wormlike creatures and drank a turquoise liquid that immediately made all my aches and pains go away. I WAS GIVEN A MASK AND WHEN I TALKED TO THEM MY VOICE WAS TRANSPOSED INTO THEIR ALEIN language. When I returned to earth I noticed I was able to read and comprehend an amazing amount of medical knowledge. I finished medical school in 3.5 years from Rush Presbyterian St Lukes in Chicago Illinois. I am now a practicing physician in manhattan with a booming practice in internal holistic medicine. I return every other year to increase my knowledge in herbal medicines used by the Egyptians, Southwestern Indians, Aztecs and Chinese for thousands of years. Much of this knowledge has been lost threw wars, famines and global calamities where entire civilizations have been wiped out. These aliens have great knowledge and I am one of a few individuals whom they trust with this imformation. I am slowly gaining the attention of my medical colleagues for the amazing cures we are able to produce!
July 4th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
You need to go back to school and learn how to spell.
July 6th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
uhh o
July 13th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
anal probing?