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HALF-MAN HALF-GOAT CREATURE


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HARARE – A village in Zimbabwe has been cursed with the birth of a half-man half-goat creature!

The creature was born in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe, but died just a few hours after birth. It had goat legs and a tail, but a large head and face that resembled a baby!

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The owner called the police shortly after its birth, as he had never seen anything like it. “It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them,” he said.

“Normally, dogs like to play around a goat when it has just given birth. This time the dogs kept their distance,” said one elderly villager, Themba Moyo.

The Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya believes it is a product of sinful beastiality. “The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control.”

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The corpse was burned after its death, as residents feared its evil nature. But photos shown to a vet led him to believe it was just hydrocephalus, or water on the brain.

“The condition would have accounted for the abnormally large skull and for the chin, nose, ears and other body parts having shifted during development,” he said.

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16 Responses to “HALF-MAN HALF-GOAT CREATURE”

  1. Duskullkid says:

    0_0 what…the..hell?

  2. odd-by-definition says:

    0.o whoa…..it doesnt exactly have the face of a human baby, but it looks…possible…. it could just be that the kid was retarded but, hey, anything is possible maybe some did get a tad bit bored with thier own species, who knows

  3. retwer says:

    did ya know that hy was burned alive?

  4. Jamie says:

    It looks like Jackovasaurus to me…

  5. mickey mouse says:

    jacko doesn't only play with kids lol

  6. daniel says:

    omg its a minotuar

  7. cesar says:

    it was me that fucked that goat =0

  8. alicia lilly says:

    this shit is fake there no such thing

  9. byf says:

    ina pro pro hunny dont get it twisted

  10. Duskullkid says:

    LOL!

  11. vikadelic says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Dude 2 Funny

  12. Deborah says:

    yea dam write

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