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LINDSAY LOHAN MAKES 2013 PREDICTIONS

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Lindsay Lohan is starting her new career as a psychic and has predictions for 2013!

WWN has learned that Lindsay Lohan spent much of 2012 reading the works of Edgar Cayce and preparing her “mind and soul” to be a psychic.  On January 1, 2013 she offered her first predictions based after meeting with famous psychic Vicki Monroe and after many hours “in deep contact with the universe.”

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So Lindsay offers these predictions for 2013:

Celebrities:

Christina Aguilera will go on a retreat to New Mexico and lose a lot of weight.  “She’ll get back down t0 110 pounds,” Lohan told WWN

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian will get married, have their baby, and be divorced by December.  “It’ll be another big year for the Kardashians and they want to keep up the drama so that their ratings remain high.”

Justin Bieber.  He will fade away – slowly.  He will also be sued by a number of people including his family.  And there will be a number of arrests.  “He will be a lot like I was in 2012.”

Political affairs:

–   President Obama will successfully turn many Republicans in Congress into Democrats.  “Many current Republican congressmen – especially from the South – will convert to Democrats.

President Obama will announce that he will be seeking a third term as President.

Congress will ban all guns, throw out the 2nd Amendment.

John Boehner will announce that he has skin cancer.

Harry Reid will announced that he is gay.

Nancy Pelosi’s gets a face lift that leaves her badly scarred.

Paul Ryan loses all his hair, but “his abs will still be fantastic.”

Lindsay Lohan will announce her intention to be the next Governor of California.

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Weather

–  There will be a terrible snowstorm in Miami.

– Global warming will cause a lot of housecats to die in the Northeast.

– There will be earthquake in Bayonne, New Jersey.

– Wildfires will break out in downtown Chicago.

– Temperatures in Nevada will hit 140 this summer.

– Alaska will freeze over.

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Sports

–  Seattle Seahawks will win Super Bowl.

– Notre Dame will win National Championship and go undefeated again in 2013.

– Chicago Cubs will win World Series.

– New York Knicks will win NBA title.

 

Hollywood

–  Kelly Clarkson will be happy and have the biggest hit of 2013.

Justin Bieber will do movies.  They will all, eventually, flop.

Tom Cruise will get married and divorced in 2013.

–  Academy Awards for Bradley Cooper, Sally Field, Anne Hathaway, Hugh Jackman.  “Lindsay Lohan will get a lifetime achievement award,” Lindsay Lohan said.

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In general, Lindsay says to expect 2013 to be a year of transition. “That is always a good thing when we’re moving in a better direction.”  Lohan said that her life will be “a miracle” in 2013.  That’s good news because in 2012 this is what happened to her.

– a car crash

– 3 fresh criminal charges for lying to cops

— getting her probation in the jewelry heist case revoked

– arrested in NYC for assault

– arrested in NYC for hit and run

– calling cops after epic fight in NYC with Dina

– huge tax problems

– Liz and Dick

 

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