ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY”

I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants about Americans celebrating St. Patrick’s Day!

I still hate the Irish!

Why do we let these red-headed, ruddy-faced, potato-eating Paddy-lovers take over our city streets every March 17th?!   These Blarney-tards get wasted, wear plaid skirts with no underwear and swing shillelaghs every other day of the year – why do they need another day to hop around in bowler hats.

And they don’t need a parade to direct them to the nearest bar.  They can find a pub on their own – it’s usually where they live.

Everybody knows the Irish are some of the dumbest people on earth – they don’t even know you can use your arms when you dance!  They think staring at a four-leafed shamrock is a better way to get money then actually having a job.  The Irish are so lazy even Mexicans won’t pick them up for day labor.

Even Mayor Bloomberg hates St. Patrick’s Day.  He recently said St. Patrick’s Day honors Irish-Americans who like to get “totally inebriated and hang out the window waving little Irish flags.”  Hizzoner is right!  And he’s short enough to be Irish!

Yeah, yeah… they’re good storytellers, but that’s because they lie about everything.  That’s why they have so many freckles.  Every time they lie they get a new one.

The Irish believe in leprechauns and pots of gold and fairies.  Should we really be encouraging these people to drink?  Bono is so drunk, he never even remembers to take off his sunglasses.  Stack him on top of Colin Farrell and they’re still a foot shorter than the average American.

Oh Danny Boy, please  save me from hearing an Irishman sing on St. Patrick’s Day!   The Pipes are calling you… back to Ireland.  Leave my American ears alone, kiss MY Blarney stone!

So folks, boycott St. Patrick’s Day!  Don’t wear green.  Don’t say “kiss me, I’m Irish” even though you’re a Puerto-Rican-Jew.  Don’t let them pour green dye into your beer.  And don’t stand anywhere near an Irishman unless you like urine and vomit!

Erin Go Away!  End St. Patrick’s Day!

32 thoughts on “ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY””

  1. I get that this is satiricial but at least get some facts straight
    The plant is shamrock, not clover
    Scottish wear kilts, not the Irish
    It's Colin Farrell

  2. I'm irish and i'm sorry you feel that way. Ireland is a country. America is a country. In Ireland, Paddy's day is an excuse to get drunk for lots of people, but mostly it's to celebrate our independence, culture, language and history.
    There are home made floats in parades with local celebrities, children, traditional irish music playing in pubs, gaelic and hurling match finals (a sport unique to this country) held in Croke Park, numerous festivals, mass for some who celebrate the religious aspect of this day and of course the climbing of Croagh Patrick.
    I'm sorry that those who call themselves Irish in your country focus on celebration of inebriation and all that can entail, but please be respectful, for us it's a lot more than that. I won't give you a history lesson but we too have faced oppression, I guess it's a celebration of overcoming that too. I promise you, were you to come to Ireland, you would be surprised at our strength of character, warmth and welcome offered to people willing to keep an open mind.

    Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh

  3. Most Americans couldn't even find Ireland on a globe.
    When I visited the states I met people who had never heard of it, others actually thought that Ireland was an american state. Gotta love that american education : P

  4. Quite obvious piece of trolling by Mr anger . My favourite part is when he says 'everybody knows the Irish are some of the dumbest people on earth'.
    This coming from someone who can't spell properly a lot of the time. In your other post about St Patricks day, you compared the Irish to the (insert trailer dwelling american accent) 'Paleostynians' Did you you mean palestinians? You prize tit. You also claim to know your history lol. I reckon your biggest achievement in life was learning how to write (not mastered the spelling bit yet) and post juvenile dog shit about things you know nothing about

  5. http://americaphile.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/feni

    THE SO-CALLED “IRISH DEFAMATION FEDERATION” HAS COME TO ADMIT THAT HOBOKEN’S TERRORIST VICTORY PARADE WAS A DISGRACE!!!!!!!!:

    SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!! GURU MAGGOTS ARE ALCOHOLIC RAPISTS AND VANDALS!!!!

    AS STATED EARLIER, THE CITY OF HOBOKEN IS TO BE CONGRATULATED FOR THEIR HEROIC STAND!!!!

    ALL AMERICANS WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND FREEDOM MUST CONTINUE TO TAKE ACTION TO RESTORE OUR LAND!!!!!!!

    AMERICA, LET’S ALL UNITE AND SAY “NO, NEVER!!!!” TO FENIANISM, DESPOTISM, FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, GURU MAGGOTS, PATTERNS, KNEE-CAPPING, CELTIC F.C. SUPPORTERS, GLUE-SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISITIONS, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, EXTREME UNCTION, TERRORISM, “HOLY” WELLS, THE GAA, SPAGHETTI LEFT IN WASHING MACHINES, THE MASS AND MEDICAID!!!!!

    NOW, THAT THEY CONCEDED ON THE TERROR MARCHES, IT IS TIME FOR THEM TO STOP DEMANDING THAT AMERICA CENSOR HERSELF AND SUBMIT TO THEIR INQUISTION!!!!!

  6. Sure all them idiots out celebrating paddys day are just Americans who like to think there Irish. Just because your great great great grandfather was irish doesn't make you Irish. Your problem isn't the Irish it's the Americans pretending to be irish. Your right tho you shouldn't have an Irish parade. Have an American one instead I bet the same fools show up and will claim then to be american. And lucky charms are an American product we don't make such crap in Ireland. And leprechauns was a joke. Some people are just very gullible. Sort out your own people's problems before you make judgment on a country you actually know nothing about

  7. I was on the Kalamazoo to Punta Gorda on Monday. I upgraded to first class, they had issues with the credit card machine and could not run my card. Gave me two slips saying when the ran my card it would not connect. Checked again today and no charges.We had one stop in Orlando and they kept us on that plane for over an hour stating there was "computer" issues. Made no since to me since we didnt get fuel. Now this all makes since to me. Contacted credit card company and received full credit for round trip and booked a flight home.If they try and charger me for the upgrade ill just show them the paperwork stating that they couldnt connect and tell them i didnt get the upgrade! All and all I came out ahead!I feel for the workers, its hard out there for a job.

  8. Jesus H Christ Ed if you were living in the west of Scotland and came out with that tirade (even in jest) you’d be locked up and the key thrown away. You cannae offend the Irish or the Muslims

    Come to Scotland and see the real Ireland.

    When in Glasgow I was asked by a tourist where about in the city is Ireland.

    From one of the few remaining indigenous Scots

    • Sorry your wrong Unperturbed Scot born and bred, able to trace family roots back to 1620, have always voted SNP and celebrate Burns Night and St. Andrews day and have a tattoo of the Saltire on my arm. Offend fellow Celts (Kelts – to give it original spelling) they've been offending us for the last 100years. The original tribe stoating about Strathclyde were the Britons.

      Scotch is a drink of whisky the word your trying to use is Scots – Unberturbed more like Disturbed. In Scotland we call the Germans……Germans. No need to stoop so low and cat call anyway how the frick to you think Dwarves feel. Stick and Stones…..Disturbed….Stick and Stones

    • So what you are actually saying is that the original britons weren`t celts and that the mac prefix is not Irish as well as scotts, You`ll be telling me the original kilt the tiene was scotts next, Also we say celts the Greeks who coinded the phrase said Keltoy,Stop trying to be Anglo Saxon and be proud to be a Celt, PS the Scotts didn`t invent whisky the Irish did

    • I must say this is the first time ive ever heard a scot proclaim British Ancestry, I thooght a true scot would trace is roots through dalriada and from there to Ireland from were they originated

  9. read up on the kilt shambolic the irish invented it, Also the scots came from Ireland in the first place, were did you think the mac patronymic came from

  10. Were would Country Music have been without it`s Irish roots, And the father of american Music Stephen Collins Foster of Irish stock who wrote Beautiful Dreamer, Oh Susanna, Camptown Races,Old folks At Home, My Old Kentucky Home, Jeanie WithThe Light Brown Hair. And many more, give it up you English Ex Pats your on a loser

  11. To all those who think the Irish are the drunks I suggest a visit to Glasgow on a saturday
    night this should prove to be a real eye opener foryou, you`ll see people who are apparently climbing lamp post, but in actual fact are slowly sliding down them completly inebriated, most of them singing loudly i belong to Glasgow and when theyv` had a couple of Pints glasgow belongs to them, But a word of warning do not approach them or you`ll be the recipient of a Glasgow kiss

  12. I found your post to be to the point and on the money. When I've got some time later I'll write a more in depth comment with my own thoughts on the subject, but for now..good job!

  13. Moslems and jews ruined our christmas………now they are trying to take away the other few holidays that are important to us like Easter and St. Patricks Day. I am canadian and since 1630 my family has lived in this land and started the first roads and schools. Now the left wing anti-christian agenda has been taking over canada under the digruise of multiculturalism (which means anti-white).Now we see natives and whites on the streets, in homeless shelters and newcomers being dumped here who are not white and have nothing in common with the canadian culture and are given everything under the sun, free healthcare, free housing, free education, courses, some get govt jobs even. They now have more rights than the local canadians have who have been here for centuries. Canada is no longer a democracy or a country in my eyes. They spend billions of these immigrants when we are in a d ouble dip recession with a 20% unemployment rate and we lost 1 million jobs since 2008….. this is just sickening and people are very fedup!

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