ATLANTA, GA – Executives at the Coca Cola, Inc. are fuming after someone in the company leaked the soft-drink’s secret ingredient!
Sources at the Coca Cola Company say that one of its employees emailed the secret recipe to an online newspaper without their consent.
Well if you haven’t guessed by now, that online newspaper was the Weekly World News, and the secret ingredient… human spit!
Though people have been speculating about Coke’s secret ingredients for years, few could have imagined it would be human spit! But according to a disgruntled Coca-Cola employee, who spoke under the condition of anonymity, Coke has been using human saliva in their products for years.
“They import all their spit from Peru,” said the source, “because they said Peruvians have the tastiest spit.”
According to anthropologists, the indigenous people of Peru have been using spit to make drinks for centuries. Mazato, a carbonated beverage made by fermenting human saliva, is a staple in the Peruvian diet. Experts say it was the inspiration for Coca-Cola.
Here’s a video of the Coca-Cola being made on site:
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“We get the spit in huge vats,” said the employee. “Then we mix it with carbonated water and food coloring. Add a little corn syrup, and there you have it. That’s how Coke is made.”
When asked why he wanted to leak Coke’s secret recipe to the public, the employee said he was retaliating against the company because they fired him without severance pay.
“I spent 20 years of my life working for Coca-Cola,” said the employee, “and they didn’t even have the decency to pay for my last two weeks. I wanted to get back at them somehow, and I thought this would be the perfect way.”
Since its very inception, the Coca Cola Company has taken extreme measures to keep their secret recipe out of the public’s hands. It keeps the original formula, which was created by John Pemberton in 1886, locked inside a pressure-sealed vault at the company’s headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia.
Though federal law requires that Coke print a list of ingredients on the back of every bottle, the company has been able to safeguard their secret by calling the ingredients “natural and artificial flavors.”
However, if the Coca-Cola Company is held accountable for fraud under the Food and Drug Act, it will have to include the ingredient “human spit” on all of its labels, a move that economists say will “cripple product sales.”
In an online poll conducted by the Coca-Cola Company, 88% of soft-drink consumers said they would not drink a beverage if they knew it contained human spit.
“I don’t care how good Coke tastes,” said Diana Rinehart, an Atlanta-based attorney and former Coke drinker. “I’m not drinking anything with loogies in it.”
Added Rinehart, “It gives the term ‘backwash’ a whole new meaning.”
If dis is true dat means. A lot of ppl. Will stop taking coca-cola
At least it's not poop like pepsi
I knew it!
wat crap news
b4 publishing dnt u ppl use ur head
what happening in the world today.
?
Superstorm + Doomsday + Alien atack + Saliva in cook.!
LOL
the alien stuff is fake so the guverment can scare us like they planed the 911 o i think this is so true and im not taking a risk to
I wish I weren't eating as I read this story.
not again…please close your website…
This is total rubbish, everyone knows it's Chilean Spit. Us Peruvians keep all our spit within our own borders.
Sure some is smuggled over the borders, but we are keeping this down to a dribble.
Our spit is too valuable, we are one of the driest countries on earth, we need every gob of spit that we have to use in our irrigation projects.
In Chile, eh, they will sell their spit for nothing, they don't care.
Please review your article and amend.
Yours
Jose Golly Gobble
President of Peru
that is really really really …i dont gnow how to say it but that is a bad engreadient to the cook.
thumbs up if you think that is just gooie and crazy and answer my commet whot do you think
about the coca-colas seacret engreadient.
Somehow I don't believe this… :S
If anything so what lol so long as its sterilized i dont really care… and it has to be b'cause otherwise everyone would be sick after they drank it
Absolute bollocks. People should be more worried about the aspartame and fluoridated water they use, toxic chemicals.
FAKE AND GAY ABOOSLUTY FAKE FHOTOSHOP FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
That would explain why it tastes so bad.
As peruvian no wonder all girls I have kissed they told me you are soo sweet !!! no wonder lots of girls from diferent part pof the world go to Cusco Peru to try flavour of life hu hu hu if you dont believe me ask your sister hu hu hu …
( just joking )
U all know what the funniest fact is? We've been drinking this 4 years and none of us have died, unless of course u've shared ur drink either a fellow friend with rabies, aids, siphilis and/or the plague then i think aaaah she'll be right :). MMmmm vanilla flavoured brown sparkly spit mmmmmmm. I love coke and i aint gunna let know ingredient that i stop me! I refuse 2 be 1 of those pple who have loved the drink 4 years then suddenly they relize that 1 of the ingredients is spit THEN after something like 4 years THEN SAY YUCK I"M NOT DRINKING THAT!!!!
CAUSE LETS FACE IT! Theres a damn good reason why we've been drinking it 4 roughly 32 years, cause, IT TASTES SO DAAAAMN GOOOOOD
my grandpaw worked aat coke for many years if spit was the case he would have quit lies!!!!!!!!
U all r lieing
I don't know, I really doubt this article..cola is lifetime decades company. that's all
plx tme if itx realy true
I laughed my ass out! XD
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