DALAI LAMA RETIRES – MOVES INTO PLAYBOY MANSION

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HOLLYWOOD – The Dailai Lama has given up being leader of the Tibetan government-in-exile and has moved into the Playboy Mansion.
The aging Tibetan leader has given up his ceremonial role as leader of Tibetan government-in-exile and decided to spend the rest of his life with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.
Hugh Hefner has named the Dalai Lama the new Leader of Playboy, which the spiritual leader has embraced.

The Dalai Lama will remain the spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism and the focal point of Tibetan national aspirations, said spokesman Yeha Boloorma.
As head of the dominate Gelug branch of Tibetan Buddhism, the Dalai Lama was the top religious leader for Tibet. Many of his predecessors also served as Tibet’s political ruler, and the Dalai Lama himself served as head of government there after Chinese troops marched into his Himalayan homeland in 1950.
Playboy was formed in 1953 by Hugh Hefner, who has been in “sexile” as well ever since.  The Dalia Lama will not have to change his wardrobe.  “We like to be comfortable around the Mansion and the Dalai Lama will fit right in,” said Hef.
Many of the “Hef Girls” are happy to have the Dalai Lama move in.  “He’s a little younger than Hef, and a lot cuter,” said Dolly Hart.  “There’s something so special about him,” said Paige Peters.  “I get a good vibe being around him and well… let’s just say it’s a very spiritual experience being with him.”

Beijing has always claimed Tibet has forever been part of its territory, but many Tibetans say the region was virtually independent for centuries.  But now, the Chinese are now willing to talk to the Dalai Lama and are sending a large delegation of leaders to the Playboy Mansion to talk to him.
Women are always the ones to bring men together.
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20 thoughts on “DALAI LAMA RETIRES – MOVES INTO PLAYBOY MANSION”

  1. Lama cashing in on being famous .. I think this was his plan all along, being a monk was just a means to an end .. well played sir, well played

  2. Dalai lama can not sleep now..in his nighties..Somebody washed his image as spritual leader..
    History was about to write his name in golden letters will have to write in black letters..His life saving..is going to turn in useless rags.from riches. God save him..I have to say to him…..
    When he had hair on his head he had no comb..now he has a comb in his hand but no hair..
    sorry Grandpa.

  3. this article is totally fake, totally Photoshopped. Rest of you guys who commented on this article..are u guys blind …
    His Holiness has served for the well being of humanity and he will do so till the end of his life. Think before you comment. This kind of articles and comments would only take you to the hell. Without knowing anything about him and his deeds.
    China seems to be scare of the new Tibetan Prime Minister Mr. Lobsang Sangay. .(Sikyong). … Beware of him ..Chinese govt and its foolish followers.. LOL…

  4. Sex is positive in Buddhism. It is not too important however. Because Buddhism teaches that spritual suffering comes from addictions. This includes sexual addiction and addictive emotions like greed, for instance. Control your desires and addictions, but don't be controlled by them. So the Dalai Lama can't be much of a playboy, because it would lead him to sex addiction. And besides, these photos are photoshopped.

  5. Im sure, He won't eat pussy. Simple reason for it, that the main precept of a Buddhist is not to harm others, including animals

  6. This is not a fake article….the Dailai and me have a deal…and he can eat pussy anytime he wants…I would login with twitter but that would scare the shit out of you pissants.

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