MILEY CYRUS APOLOGIZES

Posted on Thursday, February 12th, 2009
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Miley Cyrus has finally apologized for the racially offensive photo that came out last week.  To show how sorry she is, Miley has joined the Chinese Communist Party.

In the photo, Miley and several other white children are making “Slant-Eyes” at the camera, sitting around a young Asian man.  Debate has raged as to whether the photo is racist, or just a joke among friends.

Miley Cyrus, the Disney sponsored television star, has finally given in to pressure from her sponsors and issued an apology on her website.  In her blog she states:

“I have learned a valuable lesson from this and know that sometimes my actions can be unintentionally hurtful.  This is why I have decided to join the Communist Party of the People’s Republic of China.  This will put an end to any argument or pain I’ve caused.  It’s the People’s Party, right?!  Live it up!  Loves, Miles.”

Beijing has since lifted their ban on the young starlet. Miley Cyrus is expected to begin work as a junior aid in the Politburo within the month.

After being reminded that there are other Asian countries besides China, young Cyrus sent aides to adopt several children from different countries and have them delivered to her father’s estate.  The children will star in a Hannah Montana spin-off show set to air next year.


47 Comments For This Post

  1. Hello Kitty says:

    I just want to know, when children do while there sticking out their tongue does it make them racist?

    • Hello Kitty says:

      No. there not so I don't see why people are giving that girl a hard time…..besides she is young.

  2. oiesjaihg;ie says:

    what the heck? chinese communist are the ones that made nkorea attack skorea! this doesntmake me feel better

  3. vince says:

    Your also stupid, cause all of you guys do not understand the merit of learning from your errors.

  4. Whatever says:

    OH! I BET u he's not Chinese!!!! See, that's the problem with people like you. You don't see a difference in Korean, Chinese, and Japanese. You just look at an Asian person and assume that their Chinese. Well, most of them aren't!!!! So get your facts straight!!! And what you just said is basically racist!!!!!!

  5. L's Gaul says:

    Technically most of them are…seeing as how there are over a billion of them that makes the majority of asians with non-horizontal eyes Chinese…
    the guy in the phtoto isnt chinese…hes AMERICAN!!!

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