11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS

Posted on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
By Erik Van Datiken

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4. Hands and fingers are long and slender. Nails tend to be perfectly formed but fragile.

5. Facial features are usually delicate but sometimes appear to be sharply chiseled. Lips are either fuller than average or unusually thin.

6. Hips are fuller than average to downright wide. In women, breasts are small for build.

7. Hair tends to be red or blonde, but hair color alone does not prove alien ancestry.

8. Body build is small to average. Bones are usually weak.

Noblet said behavioral aspects are important clues. Descendants of extraterrestrials also tend to be:

9. Dreamers. The aliens who traveled to Earth long ago were almost certainly visionaries and that is reflected in their descendants today.

10. Smart. They have the ability to size up situations quickly. They also are highly adaptable and often change plans in midstream.

11. Independent. They can survive without the help of others and are sometimes considered to be loners.

[Image courtesy of Freaking News]

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14 Comments For This Post

  1. ETPHONEHOME says:

    That's me to a tee.

  2. Steve ellis says:

    PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  3. Big Brother says:

    Finally, all the strange feelings I've been having, I finally know why, Thank you WWN

  4. Pedro says:

    What if you have three ears?

  5. boR says:

    i want to have a photo of your 3 ears!

  6. edwardlauziere says:

    if aliens dont have zipper,s how do they take a wiz and what about you know dropping the BOMB

  7. Jake says:

    that certainly explains alot….

  8. chris says:

    this is soo fake!

  9. CoinToss says:

    Uh, what happened to 4 traits in common?
    The choices are 1-3, 5-8, and 9-11.

    Other than that, good article.

  10. Hallie says:

    Oh, crap. Apparently I'm related to aliens. I have all those traits, except the ear thing. At-least part of me is human still!

  11. capannelli says:

    is it possible that such a b******t being stated by a scientist without any solid argument being published on the internet? I am day by day surprised by such stupidity. Even the graphics you made is of the same substance. 1) first of all interbred with "aliens" it has to be specified what kind of alien species as according to ufo crash retriever clifford stone there are at least 57 species of them. 2) second the "alien" species this presumed scientist talks about is probably the humans who are one of the oldest species in the universe and that's probably the one we descend from. 3) retrieving those related to the first dna is almost impossible as they started the experiment in south africa and then moved to south iraq almost 400.000 years ago and not 8000 years ago. Go back to school moron scientist!!!!

  12. Guest says:

    Because it's impossible for any regular, non-alien humans to have any of these traits. Whatever. Your idiocy bores me.

  13. =Jess says:

    Well how do you think us 'Athiest Bastards' feel having to live with a bunch of morons who still believe in an imaginary friend?

    You self-righteous religious assholes can call us Athiests any damn insult you please and even make assumptions about our character and morals with not even a 'hey, come on', but the instant an Athiest even makes a polite, logical argument, we're the bad guys who are told to 'show some respect'???

    Hell, Athiests cop more shit than Muslims and Scientologists, but I don't see us getting the police to trace IP addresses and charging people for teasing us on PUBLIC FORUMS like the Scientologists are.

    The world would be a much happier, safer and more peaceful place if all you religos would stop starting wars over 'my imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend'. And 'terrorism'.

  14. Bernard Alesha says:

    If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!

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