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HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS


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LOS ANGELES, CA – A controversial new book tells you how to put curses on your enemies by harnessing your dark powers in four easy steps!

All you have to do, says famed sorcerer and occult author Damien Mulkrin, is forget about the Golden Rule and resign yourself to the fact that vengeance, and plenty of it, is the only thing that will make you happy.

At that point, you can follow Mulkrin’s simple 4-point plan for unleashing the evil powers that will give you the upper hand in your battle with any enemy, no matter how strong he might be, Mulkrin declares.

“Sorcerers, witches and warlocks aren’t the only people who can cast spells and put curses on people. With a little training, anyone can do it – even you,” said Mulkrin, whose frightening new book, When Bad Things Happen to Bad People, is slated for a winter release.

“In fact, my 4-point plan is simple enough for a child to follow.

“I guarantee you won’t find an easier or more effective way to deal with people who give you a hard time.”

Here is Mulkrin’s 4-point plan. WARNING: Dabbling in the occult can be dangerous or even deadly. Proceed at your own risk. Weekly World News does not take responsibility for any results.

1. Rise from your bed at midnight. Sit cross-legged on the floor in a dark, empty room and whisper the words: “Evil, live, live, evil” over and over for one minute. In your mind’s eye, picture the person you want to curse.

2. As the image of the person appears to you, visualize great harm coming to him or her. For example, you might watch with delight as a car runs over him or he falls down a flight of stairs.

Next page – Steps 3-4 + Mulkrin’s biography

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810 Responses to “HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS”

  1. adam white says:

    Why is george bush still alive

  2. anonymous says:

    please place a cast spell on the couple who is taking my residence away from me so they walk away so i wont be homeless

  3. Charles says:

    This people don't really know the forces they're dealing with :S Casting a curse requires great sacrifice, revenge is never an easy road… It must be taken carefully. Cursing someone until death is also a death sentence for those who cast the curse. Casting a curse brings you joy for a moment, but after that, you will feel a void in your mind and heart. I wanted to curse many people, and I always had touch with those forces, but I always thought "is it worth it?" Here's an advice: try to screw their lives without touching magic, magic is unstable if you're not used to deal with it. ;)

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