LOS ANGELES, CA – A controversial new book tells you how to put curses on your enemies by harnessing your dark powers in four easy steps!
All you have to do, says famed sorcerer and occult author Damien Mulkrin, is forget about the Golden Rule and resign yourself to the fact that vengeance, and plenty of it, is the only thing that will make you happy.
At that point, you can follow Mulkrin’s simple 4-point plan for unleashing the evil powers that will give you the upper hand in your battle with any enemy, no matter how strong he might be, Mulkrin declares.
“Sorcerers, witches and warlocks aren’t the only people who can cast spells and put curses on people. With a little training, anyone can do it – even you,” said Mulkrin, whose frightening new book, When Bad Things Happen to Bad People, is slated for a winter release.
“In fact, my 4-point plan is simple enough for a child to follow.
“I guarantee you won’t find an easier or more effective way to deal with people who give you a hard time.”
Here is Mulkrin’s 4-point plan. WARNING: Dabbling in the occult can be dangerous or even deadly. Proceed at your own risk. Weekly World News does not take responsibility for any results.
1. Rise from your bed at midnight. Sit cross-legged on the floor in a dark, empty room and whisper the words: “Evil, live, live, evil” over and over for one minute. In your mind’s eye, picture the person you want to curse.
2. As the image of the person appears to you, visualize great harm coming to him or her. For example, you might watch with delight as a car runs over him or he falls down a flight of stairs.
Next page – Steps 3-4 + Mulkrin’s biography
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July 21st, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Lol this is a great plan.
I wonder how you could curse someone while using IMEvil for the iPhone?
July 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 am
Oh my God! This person is NOT a witch! I am a witch and the Wiccan Rede is "Harm none and do what ye will" Karma comes back threefold for witches so curses come back to them three times as powerful. What you sew is what you reap! Voodoo is where the curses are! Curses are totally off limits for a witch like me! This person is TERRIBLY IGNORANT and has obviously not thoroughly researched the subject they've written about. Shame she feeds the ignorance that many mainstream religions love to give into blindly and follow.
July 22nd, 2009 at 4:48 am
maybe because I'm average I never thought of this??
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 am
tnx 4 d 4-plan curse..it's really cool..
July 22nd, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Actually Mia, there are plenty of witches trained formally or not who have no problem at all with curses. In fact most of the early neo-Pagan movement and virtually all of the Ceremonial Magic Lodges from which modern witchcraft and Wicca (no they are not the same) draw from had no such prohibitions. Ethics yes, but their ethics included the proper use of offensive force. This is reflected everywhere in our roots, such as in the adage, "To be able to heal, a witch must know how to curse". MANY Witches and other Pagans have no use for the Three Fold Law either. It has no basis or validation. Cause and effect yes, three fold, no. Also be careful when you call folks ignorant. Your reference to "Voodoo" as well as assumed "universal" witchcraft values are far from knowledegable or accurate. I am a lineaged Witch and Ceremonial Magician of established Lodges. While I disagree with much of Mulkrin's teachings and philosophies, it would be a significant mistake to assume that Mulkrin is not very well read and knowlegedable. You may not agree with him, yet that does not make his techniques less valid or effective. Mulkrin's ethics may be less than they could be, yet that doesn't mean his magick is.
July 22nd, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Wiccans are Wiccans not witches, though some Wiccans MAY be witches, not all witches are Wiccans and not all Wiccans are witches…logic 101…and a whole new argument develops…If curses were that simple wouldn't those many envy be dropping like flies…puh-lease~~~So very silly!
July 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 am
one of the best articles yet !!!
July 23rd, 2009 at 7:08 am
It's a SATIRE. As in humorous article, not intended in any way to be taken seriously.
July 23rd, 2009 at 7:10 am
Do unto others then split.
July 23rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I too am a witch, Mia, and I *don't* follow the Rede. That is only for followers of Wicca, not simply anyone using magic. The rest of us simply use our own good judgement, not rules.____And I'd also like to put in a good word for Voodoo. Its a religious path that accepts magic and spirit contact, a long-lived and fascinating tradition. Hoodoo may be what you mean by your statement but that is not entirely true. Curses are found in every part of the world and amongst every kind of magic user. If a person wishes to curse it is because they feel they have a very good reason. Each to his own, I say.____I understand that this sort of thing can rile people up but, seriously, you're reading from the Weekly World Web. It's what they do and, yes, it is a joke. What else did you expect? ________(PS — I'm jealous that the title "When Bad Things Happen to Bad People" has been taken. What a great spellbook that would make!)
July 24th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I learned how to curse as a second degree. There's an old saying Dr's use….In order to heal you must also know how to kill. Foxglove gives us digitalis for heart patients. But if you pick it without gloves your heart rate will drop and if you're lucky you may just pass out. If not…….well, you get the idea. I agree the author is ignorant. If only for using worlock as a word to describe one of us. Why would you insult craft practicioners then try to sell them the book? This one goes in the "do not waste your money" column. Unfortunately the author counts on the reader being the ignorant one
July 25th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
what the fuck is this this rubbish fuck off who made this .
July 25th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
this is a joke is that sum kinda rubbish .
July 30th, 2009 at 10:13 am
fuck u all i am a muslim and u cant do that its a fake its haram u bitch its not right u made that fuck up
August 12th, 2009 at 9:35 am
If it’s haram what are you doing on this website and reading this shit!
August 12th, 2009 at 9:38 am
I’m a catholic and I have been used and took advantage of a Muslim guy. I’m scared of god but I just want to curse him!
August 15th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I cursed a Turkish woman and her baby. Now I want to break the spell but I don' t know how to do it, Prbably they will die soon. What should I do?
August 17th, 2009 at 5:52 am
what did this Turkish woman did to u that u cursed her ??
August 22nd, 2009 at 5:26 pm
technically if you believe in the law of attraction this curse is entirely possible. I will try it but not to permanently harm someone just to get them out of my life for good.
There is much to be said for the power of the mind and taking on a vibration and using it to make things happen.
Will report back as to effectiveness of curse.
August 22nd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Oh broodjekas, I presume you just reverse your curse, instead putting the curse on state you want to remove it. How do you know you have cursed her have you any evidence? Besides, now that you have had a change of heart the curse is lifted it relies on the belief of the maker attracting the right vibration to effect the curse and seeing as your vibration has changed to not wanting her cursed it is not longer effective.
Hope this helps.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I read a book on curses several years ago, he main problem is that like a carrier of a deadly contagious disease, the curser will evenually succumb to some malady brought on by bearing malicious negative thoughts , I witnessed it's effects on someone who was dealing out curses like presents,I healed them , partly through prayer, partly through instruction, but unfortunately, theyve chosen that path again. If you feel you've been cursed seek healing immediately, I don't believe negative energy can be deflected, but perhaps transmuted into good energy via positive thinking and clear white quartz crystals
October 10th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
i did the curse last night. I believe not in the threefold law, and i will wait and see what happens to this person.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
how dare you call someone a bitch. If its so fake and haram why are you even bothering to look at it. ur proberbly an ignorant, inbred paedo married to a kid, who thinks its ok to blow innocent people up, u hateful twat
October 26th, 2009 at 1:43 am
Jesus Fucking Mohammed.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:52 am
Maybe it's because the people putting curses on those who they envy, don't have enough resolve to go through or don't believe in magic, until it benefits them. I believe that whatever you believe in, is what happens. If you curse someone, but inside you feel it's not worth it or you don't believe in it then it won't work. Also for the person who said voodoo is where cursing should be needs to slap themselves. if you actually looked into the history of Voodoo you'll find that it's not cursing at all. It's actually a religion, the cursing thing is only myth. The fact is, if you full heartedly hate that person and ill wish them, then yes that is a form of cursing and yes bad things will happen. That is entirely my opinion.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Thanks for this, this non sense to send good thoughts to bad people is useless.Curse the bad fuckers who done you wrong or that hurt innocent animals lowlifes!
November 4th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Muslim's called its haram but they are one we should curse…all they do is act as if they love non muslim gal and leave her sayin their parents won;t accept this and that…gal is like use and throw property…seriously my three years muslim boyfriend just ditched me…so i m gonna try this… but not a deadly one
November 6th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Me too. I hate muslims. I cursed one but he survived. Cursed him so that the sky falls on his head. But instead a plane crushed into my sitting room and missed by a my beards.
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
no, you fuck off. If you don't believe in these, how did you end up in here? you must have been looking for something very similar. that means you somehow believe in this… so you call it… Rubbish.
December 8th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
is their any harm in trying it?
December 18th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
u must ryt that sum of the muslim guy, after they wil fnish w/ u, they wil throw u sum reasons.. how stupid they r coz eventhough u luv dem real but for dem it's only fucking using game..
December 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
hi m a catholic also, althou it"s not nice to stup down our level to sum stupid muslim guy.. it"s gud to returned bck d bad things wat dey did to a non muslim lyk me so dey wil learned a to luv & respect not to play & fuk only… after u gve everything they wil leave you & tel "i got married, pls. dont col me anymor nor even send msgs." fuck dem, sum of dem r small mind anyway…
December 18th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
u r a bith asshole… to ol d fucking muslim guy "MORECES TODO LO QUE TE TOCA.." what ever u do bad things to catholic girl wer gve it bck to u- we r innocent wen it comes to luv but, don't dare us wen it comes to supernatural…. we can beat u out to d world… gottcha?
December 28th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Ye of little faith,they not noith what I can do!
January 2nd, 2010 at 7:43 am
how do u do voodoo with the doll
January 4th, 2010 at 4:04 am
oh please tell how easy it is to curse someone or more than 1 person…i have a very good reason and will not reverse or feel guilty afterwards…..pleassseeee! thx
January 4th, 2010 at 4:06 am
please tell me what you did to curse someone..i am in desperate need of a simple plan to curse multiple people and will not feel guilty or want to reverse thereafter..i need a simple curse that doesnt involve a lot of gathering of things..pleasssee..thanks
January 4th, 2010 at 4:08 am
yes this is what i want or do i need to be an undying believer or wicca or witch to have this done by myself…i need it sooo bad…i would like to know what can be done by me to curse multiple people iwth our any reversing or reversing and to happen quickly for thye deserve it very much…thank you
January 9th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
girl by all means i would cast spells on him from now till eternity forget this Muslim moron
January 15th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Plus she seemed uneducated of the fact that warlock is a "Joe Hollywood" name that someone knowing nothing about the craft might use. A warlock is a traitor to his/her own community who has been essentially excommunicated from the group. To use this term when refering to a true practicioner is the equivalent of spitting on his/her shoe! If she knows so little, why would anyone entertain this article as anything more than serious ATTENTION SEEKING????? Been a witch since I was 11. I'm now 41. I guarantee she'll never see a cent from my pocket. I suggest people find a credible author.
January 15th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Or maybe because you're sane and don't wish to pay the karmic debt for unethical behavior……?
January 15th, 2010 at 9:42 am
You're an idiot.
January 15th, 2010 at 9:48 am
Who in their right mind curses a woman and her CHILD????? You might as well bend over and wait for your karma! I wouldn't even want to be in the fall out area surrounding you. You'll be paying it forward for your next several lives if what u say is true. Good luck. You're seriously gonna need it.
January 15th, 2010 at 9:53 am
Use your own sense. What do you think?
January 21st, 2010 at 6:50 am
i think this things can harm many people but i believe it will trully works for bad,
if bad people hurt someone u love even yourself how far can you go to hurt them in return?
yes i will try anything to fight them back, thanks for this goodess things i think it will help me alot!
believe in dark force if you wont means your scared!
February 8th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
You must do a healing spell for them both
February 9th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Healing spell? Why would you give them heal if you want them cursed? Honestly, I’m still full of grudge coz of this Muslim. I think everyone should know just recently he had a motorbike accident. He broke his elbow. I cursed him to have an accident. I guess the power of mind and vibration worked.
February 9th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
hi, i wonder if anyone can help i got married to a girl i dont love .. but just to please others. can anyone break my marriage without hurting anyone/cursing them.?
please get in contact if you can extrafit@hotmail.co.uk
thank you
February 20th, 2010 at 7:40 am
lol wtf is wrong with this site and these people, like why would u wanna do this shit like seriously, does it get you anywhere? who the fuck would want to curse someone, like yeh there is people out there that do bad stuff and you might not like them but why go to that degree and even if it dosent work it just crazy and if you “curse” something what do u think will happen to you?
February 27th, 2010 at 10:18 am
how can i curse the theft who got my two cellphones in a public jeepney last night? he even mocked me by waving my cellphone in front of me. i saved my salary for that phone and he easily grabbed it from me. pls reply. i want revenge but i dont know his name but his image is still clear in my mind. i will not forget his face. i tried maledictus curse but i dont think it is enough. i want to curse his whole family. email or add me in facebook. daniela101083@yahoo.com
March 6th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
does this really work?! cause i'm trying to do it… i hope it works~^^
March 13th, 2010 at 7:28 am
Hi Elaine,
Understand how you feel. May I give you an advise if you allow me……you may curse to the person who stole your phone but not the family, because whoever did bad thing should be responsible and get the punishment, no one should responsible for his mistake.
I want to out a curse to people too, but I want a "reverse curse" because my boyfriend's parents have been humiliated me over the years since day one while I never do anything wrong! They insult me, they don't allow my boyfriend to care for me when i am sick, rude to me, influent my boyfriend…….and more! So, i want a curse to stop them, and make them learn how to appreciate me, anyone can help please email me at : jw4tcc@yahoo.com
appreciate and thanks!
Regards,
TCC
March 13th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
my ex sneaked around for 2 years with someone behind my back when i found out i was upset and yelling at him she called the cops and tried to get me arrested the cops didnt come but they kept going to them again and again trying to cause me trouble they rang in all types of authorities trying to get me in trouble they were the ones who cheated on me and yet they were trying to cause me problems the cops came to my house 5 x and 5 x they saw i did nothing wrong …. they are now married with a child i have noone
and nothing these kind of people need cursing i used to imagine her head getting cut off and rolling along the road i knew it was bad to think these things but it was the only thing that took away the pain…]
when he did this to me i was still in love with him im not anymore but it took a long time to recover .. i still wish something bad would happen to them there is no karma … there is no god
March 15th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
YoU CANT CURSE GOD HE IS OUR FATHER OF THE HOLY GRALE
March 15th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
yes abhijith you can harm someone you must be very wise and truthful with yourself but it also depends on what you are cursing perhaps you are cursing an innocent victim such as humans and organisams but you must remember you are the only one in control here if you wish for someone to die they shall die but it lists as a logical answer if you don't have a reason why the shall die it lists you shall die no matter what
Thank you – -
March 15th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
why
April 1st, 2010 at 4:47 pm
you are a very big jack ass mayb i should curse you with the most and also high powerful god that i can pray to ……….. may the father Son and the Holy spirt help this insane man
April 14th, 2010 at 12:45 am
this is like ottaly not a fucking cruse wtf who ever did this should go and suck a mother fucker dick becouse thats what all the gurs that wrote commets want to do and the laddies want to lick girls pussys read this ——-girls are the same and boy are not to find the way to be one curse me with a not—- if u read this u will be cursed what u really feel about being gay or lez boy-gay gorl-lez
April 14th, 2010 at 2:46 am
This is my guide to making 'luckycharms'.
Step1:Pick a reasonable sized leaf from somewhere(has to be green).
Step2:Put only ONE water droplet on it!!!
Step3:Then put it out in the sun intil the water droplet evaporates.
Step4:Say something like "I bless this leaf with my soul'
Step5:Place inside your pocket and can give you luck for a hole day!
CAUTION:DO NOT BLESS A LEAF IF IT IS BLACK OR RED OR NOT IN GOOD CONDITION IT
CAN EFFECT IF YOU ARE CREATING A GOOD OR BAD LUCK CHARM!!!!
WARNING:DO NOT USE BLACK MAGIC AT ALL, IT CAN EFFECT YOU BADLY AND CAN EVEN KILL
YOU!!!
This is Sebastian's create a luck charm guide
Cya!!!!
April 19th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
omg it actily works i cursed my friends bully at school my friend found out tht i can curse and he made me curse him. At first i said lets not do a show off power and thn he realy beged and got on my nuves so i said give me a picture of wut he looks like so he gave me one and he was realy ugly like so i said i curesed him and he told the bully wut i did i made him puke in 7 days and he didnt beleave my friend so in 7 days later he puked lol owned
April 25th, 2010 at 12:53 am
i tried this…i worked however if you where to have a change in heart it is easly undone if the curse was emotional not physical ex: broken limbs scars DEATH! but things like depression anger hostillity torture there easily fixed by doing the same thing but the complete opposite instead of evil say good and instead of thinking bad things think about reversing it
April 28th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Well what happened? It's been 28 weeks
April 28th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
yah sure ….. and you had to wait 7- days ….. what a joke …..
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:07 pm
mwuhahahahahahahahhaha yay fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu i am going to curse my chinese teacher hahahah for giving so much home work hahahahahha she will die mwuhahahhhaa!
May 13th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
wat if i were 2 want to give sum 1 acne cause shes made my life miserable and shes flawless and 2 cocky
May 13th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Good.
May 23rd, 2010 at 4:41 pm
are you saying theres no way of doing this curse or is there a chance we can??
May 23rd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
should i do itt
May 23rd, 2010 at 7:56 pm
This is messed is this the real deal or not like some people need to hurt their anymes and savor it so tell if its the real deal so i can do iit
June 11th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
:sigh: witch? voodoo? black magic white magic….it is all the same the only difference is how it gets used….yes there are rules of course but just as in society there are people who do not care about it….thiefs and murderers etc…
June 17th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
The God will help you to solve the problme. One day you will see him die by car accident.
June 17th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Can someone help to cruse a person to get sick forever? Because this person lives in my home without paying any rent and damage my property a lot. I want to cruse his whole family to get sick and be homeless forever.
June 30th, 2010 at 8:31 am
i wanna try it, if theres a backfire effect on someone, i would want them to pick on me D= , i srly hate my brother, hes selfish, idiotic and bossy, heres the story : "he took $900 from my mother even though the family is about to go bankcrupt, he always ask people to help him open the door, take something, wash something, take cloths, like almost everything, the only one that can stop him is my mother, she have to work very very hard to support us + my useless brother , when she not around, if we do not listen to him, he will bang our heads agains the wall, i would want to try it, but i can't seems to remenber the lines, as long as he would have a miserable time, epic bad luck, or death, any of it, i would be happy to die =D [Since my useless brother is old enough to rule over us, the gods nv did anything but gave us more bad things one after another]
July 9th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
i wanna curse someone into death pls help me the most effective way of cursing. pls email me at rollymendoza2204@yahoo.com
July 9th, 2010 at 10:45 am
I want to curse someone for ruining my life. I wish all the bad things to happen to him but it seems he still reigns. I hate him for what he did to me. And he is still doing it to others. I want him to suffer as much as he can. Will anything work?
July 11th, 2010 at 6:37 am
i want to curse someone with their photo or any other easy method without lighting candles??? or if you could do it for me i send u the photograph, i really been hurt deep down.
July 21st, 2010 at 4:58 am
I don't think I can do this…If I am going to do those steps for cursing someone…it just means I don't want God in my life…in the bible it says that you must love your enemy…sorry but it is just so scary and devilish…
August 15th, 2010 at 2:08 am
hi to everyone,I’m begging for a help!,pls I know there’s still people out there who can help me and open their heart in my bestfriend situation.my bestfriend was raped twice with this man,this man won’t stop bothering her.his bad and selfish he ruin my bestfriend life,this guy is married and really really ugly so if he’s not going to rape a woman no one will like him plus he’s bad person.Any body can help me to harm this guy he deserve to punish pls help help…here’s my email add.
katarungan_kailangan@yahoo.com
August 21st, 2010 at 12:01 am
sorry, but you are a wiccan witch. I am a necromancer and this goes along with my teachings. Respect the thoughts of others.
August 23rd, 2010 at 9:14 am
shud fone police or get a few freinds sort him out
August 23rd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
i have a question for u.. my sister just got married to someone who is a wiccan and they only knew each other for like 4 months and them got married… my sister had a boyfriend right before that and just dumped him.. sumthin doesnt seem rite i was wondering if there is such thing a a bad wiccan.. like if he put a spell on her or sumthin? it says to if wiccan wear the pegan cross around neck they believe in the devil, well he has a tatoo of that cross around his neck… if u could please respind and hel p me out thanks
August 25th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
im going to try it out!!!and it better work!
August 26th, 2010 at 6:42 am
will this be effective to a guy who cheated on me and still up to now he is still having a lot of women around him? tnx.
August 27th, 2010 at 12:18 am
You can be a Witch and Not a wiccan! You should research Voodoo before you make such claims. You are the one ignorant.
August 27th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
amen omfg who the hell believes in witchcraft besides maniacs and morons?
August 27th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
wow u people are crazy it doesnt work bunch of satanists
August 27th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
This piece on how to curse someone in four steps is great
You think bier is going to be cursed by Miley for dating kardashian?
September 1st, 2010 at 10:12 am
I really wanna try it hope it works for me coz i've just had about enough pain i can take as a person. Why is it that people wanna be happy at the expense of others, i'm not resting till i get my revenge!!!!