BERN – Swiss scientists say they can prove beyond a doubt that the Lost City of Atlantis was on Mars, and its astronauts traded with ancient Egypt for thousands of years!
Even more incredible, they claim to have the evidence to show that the legendary King Tut died spectacularly in a space shuttle crash with an alien crew.
“The Martian Civilization destroyed itself or was destroyed by a meteor while Egypt was still in its prime,” Dr. Stephan Weisz told a gathering of reporters and scientists in Bern, Switzerland. But the inhabitants left their mark both on Earth and Mars. Top secret photographs taken by America’s Martian probes clearly show the remains of temples on the surface of the planet.
“Egypt’s pyramids and the ability to mummify the human body are definitely the result of technologies that originated not on Earth but someplace else, in this case Mars. It is our belief that the Atlantans traded these technologies to the Egyptians for gold.”
Dr. Weisz and a colleague, Egyptologist Conrad Vetsch, said that a recently deciphered Egyptian scroll first led them to believe that Atlantis was located on Mars. The scroll describes a technologically advanced civilization existing beyond our own planet “in the vast, black ocean of space.”
It also alludes to space travel and the use of a shuttle craft to ferry manlike extraterrestrials from a space-bound mother ship to the surface of Earth.
“Researchers have long known that the Egyptians were exposed to flight because an elaborate model of what they called a glider was found in Tut’s tomb,” Dr. Weisz told the group. “In light of information gleaned from the scrolls, we now see that the glider was in fact the replica of a space shuttle. And it was just such a space craft that crashed with Tut aboard.”
Not everyone attending the conference agreed with the experts’ theories. Dr. Seth Rausch, a German historian, thinks they went too far in calling the Martian civilization Atlantis. “I don’t doubt that the Egyptians were in contact with extraterrestrials,” said the expert. “But until we actually inspect the ruins on Mars, there is no way to know if they are the remains of Atlantis.”
“In my opinion, if Atlantis did exist, it existed here on Earth.”
Norwegian astronomer Elling Gade agreed. “Atlantis might have been the colony of an alien civilization. But it most definitely was located on this planet,” he said.
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May 14th, 2009 at 2:52 am
Ahh good times, I remember when we ran back and forth to Egypt from Mars.
If King Tut hadn't been messing with the controls he would still be around.
May 14th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
So that's where the hippies came from…Mars!
May 15th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
This shit newspaper makes only 1 million dollars a year from retards.
June 14th, 2009 at 6:58 am
Only a literalist like you could miss the point that everyone else knows it's a joke; they just think it's funny rather than being offended by it.
June 14th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Is somebody not getting this?
July 10th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I don't get it. I thought Atlanta was in Georgia. I didn't know aliens lived there. Or do you mean the Mexican aliens. Maybe god came from Atlanta, but I don't think there has ever been any intelligent design that come out of Georgia.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
why know one asks where egiptians or sumerians came from ? they came from mars remember the long skuls and long bodies yes they were marsian/reptilian race. yes they made us their slaves and in kind of their image. basically earth marsians(egyptians) were trading with mars marsians. they killed the original human like specie and made us in their image and rather it should be they reingineered us for their needs taking away telepathy and many other faken usefull features asoles!!!!!
November 21st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
They mean Atlantis not Atlanta. They also mean Martian, not Mexican.
November 21st, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I doubt Atlantis was on Mars. If Atlantis wasn't on Earth, I would figure it would be where the asteroid belt is now.
November 21st, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Ha ha, very funny. Does this mean your over 3000 years old.
November 21st, 2009 at 8:10 pm
I don't think (early) Egyptians were Martians. I do think they might be some form of aliens.
November 21st, 2009 at 8:12 pm
No, hippies came from Mercury. Or was it Venus?
March 6th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I was talking about Atlantis not Atlanta
June 5th, 2010 at 11:19 am
That could be true!
July 24th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I thought I wrote No, hippies came from Venus. Or was it Mercury?