JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.
Amish Use Zombies for Labor
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
GM Hybrid Powered by Fairy Dust and Unicorn Tears
The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”
Investment Bankers Flood into Mexico & Canada
Thousands of fired investment bankers are fleeing in a bid to find job security
Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut
Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights
Dwarf Vampires
Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites
Race of Straw People Living in Kansas
“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”
