After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.
REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES!
HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade …
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ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
ZOMBIE GUN
The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
WALKING DEAD IN IOWA CEMETERY
IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!
ZOMBIES JOIN OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST!
NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.
MEDIEVAL IRISH ZOMBIES
IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.
ZOMBIE REVOLUTION PREDICTED FOR MAY, 2012
SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.