HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade …
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.
The Russians have developed mind-bending ‘psychotronic’ guns that can effectively turn people into zombies.
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
IOWA – Lehigh’s Oak Grove Cemetery has turned into the Night of the Living Dead!
NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.
IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.
SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.
