CHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
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MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND
Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.
FEMA RUNS OUT OF WATER
After saying that they have performed “flawlessly” FEMA ran out of water on Staten Island.
SEAN PENN COMES TO THE RESCUE IN STATEN ISLAND!
Sean Penn has shown up in Staten Island to save the day!
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN!
Bruce Springsteen has reportedly promised to do everything in his power help his home state.
GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE"
With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.