SWINE FLU AFFECTS CINCO DE MAYO

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MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico.  Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu.

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REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY

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WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin.

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SWINE FLU COMES TO AMERICA

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WASHINGTON, DC – The Swine Flu epidemic has reached the United States.  This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs.

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