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PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard … READ MORE
HALF-MAN, HALF-ALLIGATOR!
ST. MARTINVILLE, LA – Deep in the bayou of Louisiana a strange creature has been found – one that was once human! “Me and my deputy were on patrol when … READ MORE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE
ANOTHER BAT BOY WINNER!
WWN longtime reader and fan, Nick Dwyer, has won a Gizmodo photo contest… with Bat Boy.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICA BIEL BREAK UP
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are rumored to have broken up. Biel has since been seen on the arm of the Everglades’ most eligible bachelor: Manigator.
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.