BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST!
PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy to take a cognitive test. Since Donald Trump “aced” his test and identified an elephant … READ MORE
PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy to take a cognitive test. Since Donald Trump “aced” his test and identified an elephant … READ MORE
BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial, Bat Boy announced that Bigfoot will be his … READ MORE
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results have finally come in. Bat Boy does NOT have coronavirus! Last week, Bat Boy was … READ MORE
NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to her tell Weekly World News, that she may be the one expecting a baby. And … READ MORE
ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. … READ MORE
He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages late last year to the more recent, winnowed-down fields. The next one will be the … READ MORE
Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week with a surprise victory in the Iowa caucuses, had high hopes heading into this week’s … READ MORE
Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. But instead fell apart amid a hail of high-tech glitches and organizational mishaps. “There was … READ MORE
CAN HE SAVE AMERICA? AMES, IA – Bat Boy was on the stump in Iowa the past few days. Today he drew a cheering crowd of over 10,000 to Iowa … READ MORE
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent run for The White House! … READ MORE